Authors Note: who just loves Jasper's outfit in this? Also, sorry for the lack of Charlotte at the end
I'm at the kitchen table with, mom, Piper and Henry. Mom being dumb, she thought to put shushi on a pizza and to top it all we have to use chopsticks!
" so, who likes my special pizza?" mom asked the three of us
" uh... I don't think shushi really works as a pizza topping" Henry answers
" turn on the TV! Hurry! Turn on the TV!"
We turn towards the door to see dad rushing to the couch
" where's the remote?" dad asked himself, he fines the remote on the couch
" what's going on?" I asked him as we go over to the couch and sit down
" today, after work, I stopped off at that message place..." dad began to explained
" Rub Me Do?" Henry asked dad
" yeah" dad says, " and on my way out, a news reporter asked me a question"
" oh, honey, I'm so proud of you" mom smiles at dad, " I knew that one day--"
" ooh, shut up! It's on" dad turns on the TV and we see the news
The reporter asked him of how he feels about ban on plastic bag and he.. Let's just say due to his nerves he didn't do well, he always says ' such as' and something to it
" that was me!" dad smiles proudly when his part of the news is done
" impressive" mom said proudly
" yeah, nailed it, dad" Piper said sarcasticly
" wait wait wait, shh, shh, shh" Henry fast forward to the news that's about Captain Man
I sat up straight
The news talked about how Ray.. Captain Man, smashed two kids lemonade stand, first they were excited to meet him but Ray suddenly smash the kids stand after the girl answer his question of the lemonade cost a doller, now people call him ' Captain Jerk'
Henry turns off the TV and look down dissapointed of Ray
Why did he did that? It's just a dollar, if you don't have an actual dollar just make one out of coins.
" I never thought Captain Man would do something like that" I said dissapointed
" neither did I" Henry agrees, suddenly Henry's Whitz Watch beep, we look at each other and got up from our seats, " now we have to go"
" where are you two going?" dad asked us two
" uhh, such as" I answers
Henry and I both go out of the house and run to the Man Cave
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We met Charlotte at the way, after the horrible elevator ride we walk in to the Man Cave to see Ray, Gooch, Schwoz and Kira with tablets
" we're here!" Henry announced as we approached them
" did you guys see the news?" I asked
" yeah, we saw the news" Kira answers
" everyone hates me now" Ray replied bitterly
" well, why did you smash those kids lemonade stand?" Charlotte asked Ray
" a dollar a cup's not that much" Henry continues
I nodded to agree
" I didn't smash their lemonade stand because of the price" Ray replied
" then why'd you do it?" I asked
" because after the little girl said ' one dollar' I noticed a spider on the lemonade stand, a red jabber!" Ray explained
My eyes got widen
" a red jabber?" Henry clarified
" those are deadly" I mentions
" I know! That's why I smashed it before it could hurt those kids" Ray explained
" ohhh" we realized
" well, then I say who cares?" Schwoz spoke up, we turn to him, " so what if everybody hates you now?"
" I'm a superhero, I don't want to be hated by everybody" Ray answers like it's obvious
" well, you are" Schwoz said, Kira walk over to him and hit back of his head, " ow!"
" dah! What am I going to do?" Ray asked with frustration
" why don't you just make a video apologizing?" Kira suggested
" yeah, that's gooood" Henry agrees, " the public loves it when famous people beg for forgiveness"
" no no, I did nothing wrong" Ray folded his arms, " I don't care what people think of me"
We three look at each other and shrugged
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Apparently he does care of what the public thinks of him so we recorded a video of him with his Captain Man form and to apologized to the kids and the rest of his fans, we are now watching the video we posted so the public could see it
Ray slaps the monitor and turns to us with a smile
" huh?"
" that was perfect" Henry said
We all agreed it was a perfect video
" thanks guys" Ray thanked us, " hey, go online and check what people are saying about me now"
We go on our phones or tablets, I scroll through the comments and my smile faded when I still see negative comments
" well? Henry?" Ray asked him
" uh... This one says Captain Man, you liar, I hate you" Henry reads the comment and shuts his phone off
" well, that's a little negative, Charlotte?"
" this one says, oh please, the only reason Captain Man apologized is to make us think he's sorry" Charlotte glanced at Ray
" well, yeah" Ray said like it's obvious, " Paris?"
I look at my phone
" this one says.. Captain Man, go kill yourself" I read the comment
My eyes got widen and quickly shut my phone off
" Gooch, read" Ray orders him
" yo, Captain Man, why don't you..." Gooch stops reading the comment for some reason and spun his chair to face us, " my religious beliefs prevent me from reading the rest out loud"
Gooch walks to the elevator
" Kira?" Ray asked her
Kira haves her computer and look at her screen
" Captain Man, go--" Kira's eyes widen and she close her computer and turn to Ray, " I can't say the rest when there kids here"
I give her a weird look
" Schwoz?" Ray sighs
" this guy just posted a picture of you but he changed your head to something else" Schwoz informs
" changed my head? What did he change it to?" Ray asked him, we gather around Schwoz to look at the screen to see there's a poop emoji replace Ray's head on the picture, " oohhh! That's horrible!"
" what is that?" Schwoz asked us confused like he haven't seen an emoji before
" that's poop" Henry pointed to the screen
I sigh and folded my arms
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Right now we are eating corn in a cob upstairs of the store
" ohhh!"
We turn to Charlotte
" ooh, I have an idea" Charlotte said, we go over to her, " okay, what do people want to know most about Captain Man?"
" what he wears under his man suit?" Schwoz guessed
I look at him disgusted
" dude!"
" what? No"
" Schwoz!"
We turn back to Charlotte
" they want to know where I live and work" Ray replied
" right, so we have a contest" Charlotte began to explain
" we have a contest" Henry repeats
" and the winners get a private tour of the Man Cave" Charlotte continues
" of the Man Cave" Henry repeats
I rolled my eyes at him
" wait, we can't reveal the secret location of the Man Cave" Ray mentions
" we don't have to" Kira chimed in, we turn to her, " Gooch will meet the winners somewhere else, put them in sacks, like what happened to Mrs. Shapen"
Our English teacher went down to the Man Cave?.
" and then he can bring them here and send them down the tubes" Henry finished
" and send them down the tubes" I copied my brother what he did to Charlotte, he turns to me with an confused look why I did that, " annoying, isn't it?"
" but everybody hates me" Ray reminds us and throw his corn to the counter where Gooch is, " why is a tour of the Man Cave going to make people like me again?"
" because you know how people are, they get mad about stuff" Charlotte began
" but as soon as you give them something new to talk about..." Henry continues
" they forget they were very mad and focus on the new thing" I finished
Ray seem to be liking our idea, " okay, but what kind of contest to pick the winners?"
" we put up a website so people can go online and try to guess some big number, the first three people who get it right, win" Charlotte explained
I nodded of liking her thinking
" and I know the perfect URL for the website, guessthatnumber.com" Henry chimed in
" oh, hey" Ray said of liking the website name
" that's pretty clever" I deadpanned while nodding
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It's the next day, Henry and I walk back home and we invited Charlotte, Charlotte keeps talking about her uncle and aunt
" so, then my uncle Rosco tells my aunt Susan, ' oh no, baby, I didn't forget, look, I made you a swimsuit calendar." Charlotte finished when we reached our door
" oh, were you talking?" Henry asked Charlotte when he zoned out
" you didn't listen to one word I said" Charlotte said
" well, sorry" Henry apologized, " I'm just really worried that Jasper's going to win the contest"
" he's not going to win the contest" I assured my brother
" he's been sitting in his basement for the last four days trying to guess the number" Henry explained
" dude, everyone in Swellview trying to guess that number" Charlotte reminds him
" yeah, but if Jasper does win, he's going to be down in the Man Cave with me for like an hour" Henry began to explained
" so?" I asked of not getting what he's saying
" what if he figures out that--shhh!" Henry rambles and lower his voice, " what if he figures out that I'm Kid Danger?"
" the odds of Jasper winning are like, fifty million to one" Charlotte tells him
I nodded to agree
He ain't pretty smart anyways.
" all right"
With that we head in to see bunch of kids in our house and.. Piper.
She done something.
" come on, my grandma can type random numbers faster than that" Piper said to this little boy on the couch
" Piper, what's going on?" I asked my sister
" I'm paying these kids to help me with the contest so I can go to Captain Man and Kid Danger's secret headquarters" Piper explained
My eyes got widen, Henry and I look at each other
" uh..."
" there's almost no chance any of these kids are going to guess the right nu--" I smile nervously
I got interrupted when one of the kids computer beeped
" I got it! I guessed the number!" a boy with black hair announced
My nervous smile faded
" I got it! I guessed the number!" Piper smiles
" yay" Henry and I said nervously
" can I have my laptop back?" the boy asked my sister
" no! Mine now!" Piper ran upstairs with the boy's laptop
" I guess you guys can go home now" Henry said to the kids
" no, we can't" the kid who got his laptop tooken protests
I look at them confused
" Piper took our shoes" a girl explained and they show us they not wearing there shoes
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We head back to the Man Cave, the elevator down is horrible as ever, once it opened we ran in to see Schwoz and Ray but no Kira and Gooch
" we got to cancel the VIP tour thing!" Henry exclaimed as we approached the two
" what?" Schwoz asked when we see there faces fell of confusion
" one of the winners is our little sister, Piper" I continue
" really?" Ray asked me, I nodded that it's true, " who's she going to bring as her guest? She gonna bring your mom?"
I facepalm myself
" I don't know who she's bringing" Henry answers
" Henry and Paris are afraid that Piper's going to recognize Henry" Charlotte explained
" oh no, she won't" Ray denies
" you're going to be in your Kid Danger suit and mask" Schwoz continues
" well, yeah, but she's going to be down here with us four, like, an hour" Henry reasons
I nodded to agree
" alright, but what about you? What this had to effect you?" Ray asked me
" I'm working down here, she'll know that I work with Captain Man and Kid Danger, she won't stop bothering me about it if she fines out" I answers
Ray sighs and approached my brother
" all right, calm down your pants, Schwoz can disguise your face" Ray said to him
" really?" Henry and I asked the same time and turn to Schwoz
" yeah" Schwoz answers, " I give you good face disguise"
" what about my voice?" Henry asked him
" can you disguise his voice too?" Charlotte asked
" easy, look" Schwoz pull out a tiny silver device thing and shows us it, he clears his throat when he put it on his neck
" will you buy me a pony?"
I move close to Charlotte, his voice sounds high like a kid's voice
" Henry? Will you help me find my mommy?"
" ooh, quit it! That's so creepy!" Henry said a little weird it out
I nodded to agree
Shcwoz goes closer to the two
" will you buy me a pony?"
They jump back due of being weird
" aah, stop that!"
Charlotte and I look at each other, then back at the boys
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We then head back to our house with Charlotte, we open the door to see Jasper jumping for joy for some reason
" uhh, what's going on here?" Henry asked the two
" I'm going to be Piper's guest when she goes to Captain Man's secret headquarters!" Jasper explained with happiness
My jaw drop here and now
" gyahhh!" Henry said in frustration, I see Jasper's expression change and his smile faded
" that's great, man" I compliment and do a fake smile
" gyaaahhh!" Henry kept freaking out
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It's the next day, Charlotte couldn't make it to help setting up things before the tour so I decided to go in on my day off and help
" hey, look who's here"
We turn around to Schwoz who's running in, next thing I know my brother came out with a different face
" whoa" I said impressed, I approached my brother and touch his face. It feels weird
" how do I look?" Henry asked us when I pull my hand away
" completely unrecognizeable" Ray answers, I nodded to agree
" good"
" wait, what about his voice?" Ray asked Schwoz
" oh yeah" Schwoz said and pull his tiny silver device under Henry's front coller suite, " now, sing the Little Pea Pod song"
" I'm a little pea pod green and flat squeeze me in the middle and squirt out my beans"
My eyes widen at his new voice, Henry's voice sounds deeper then usual
" oh man, this is crazy!" Henry touch his throat
" Henry, good luck" Schwoz patted his shoulder then goes to me, " Paris, let's go"
Oh! I remember, we have to pick up Schwoz's sister.
" okay" I nodded
We two about to head out till Ray stops us
" whoa, where are you taking Paris?" Ray asked Schwoz
We turn to him
" to pick up my sister from the airport" Schwoz explained
I nodded
" your sister who looks like a horse?" Ray asked a little disgusted
" come on" I remarked, " it's not nice to say that your own sister looks like a horse"
Ray folded his arms
" show her a pic" Ray orders Schwoz
Schwoz shows us a picture of his sister and I immdiately regretted what I said
" oh!" I exclaimed
" that is one crazy looking lady"
I got startled and look to see Henry came over
" her name is Winnie" Schwoz tells us
" for real?" Ray laughs
My brother and Ray began to make fun of Schwoz's sister name, Schwoz turns to me confused, I just shrugged my shoulders
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Right now Schwoz is driving his car to the airport, I'm sitting in the front beside him
" hey, if we get pulled over by a cop, switch places with me real quick, okay?" Schwoz asked me
I turn to him to see his head barely above the steering wheel
" why?" I asked
" because I'm not legally allowed to drive" Schwoz informs
My eyes got widen
" you don't have a driver's license?" I asked with disbelief
" no, I do, I do, but it says I have to be wearing my glasses because I can't see at night" Schwoz answers
" you can't see?!" I asked
" no, I can see" Schwoz answers, " like, I know we're in a car!"
I glanced forward to see a trash can coming up
" can you see those trash cans?" I asked as pointing to them
" eh?"
Suddenly the trash can I talked about that got hit, I cover myself of safety, I hear a car honking and I look back to the road and look at Schwoz with a glare
" I'll try to warn you sooner next time" I sigh
" yeah, I'd appreciate it!" Schwoz snaps
I give him a death glare, he looks back at the road, I sit back at my seat and folded my arms of thinking why I went today and not made Charlotte do it
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We finally picked up Schwoz's sister, I'll tell you, I didn't know why I defended her, she looks like a harry dude and not a girl at all, I glanced back to my seat to see Winnie and she gives me a toothy smile, I look back at the road infront of me
" so... How was your flight?" I spoke up
" bad, they gave me no snacks" Winnie answers then turn to Schwoz, " Schwoz, you bring me a snack?"
" yeah, yeah" Schwoz turns to me, " Paris, there's some sugar cubes in that bag there"
I look a little confused
" uhh, okay..." I got the sugar cubes out of the bag next to me and handed them to Winnie
" here you go" I smile, she starting to eat them crazy, " oh, okay! Her tongue feels weird on my hand"
" tell me about it" Schwoz agrees
Winnie is finally done eating the sugar cubes and laughs, I wipe my hands on Schwoz
This gonna be a long ride.