I sperate Edward and the Riddler as 2 different people but in the same body,so in this smut it'll kinda be like fucking 2 separate people but they're In the same body. Also I'm making this a multiple chapter thing because I love Ed so muchhh, I think I'm gonna make this a separate book as well if it gets enough attention on here.
Word Count -4437
Tw: public play, male solo, degradation kink
"Ugh god I'm so fucking nervous" you think to yourself as you frantically run around your house throwing things into your bag for your first day of work as a forensics science technician for the L.A
P.D.You just moved to Gotham for a wider span of job opportunities...and you heard they get payed more due to the crazy shit that goes down in Gotham,but hey, you're not one to judge.
As you throw an apple in your bag you slip on your black flats,grab your keys,a pocket knife and slip out the door locking it shortly after,checking it a few times to make extra sure your apartment is secure.You rush down the stairs and book it to the bus station not having time for your morning coffee seeing as how you were already late and had a good chance of missing the bus.
You swiftly hop over the bus pass check in,not giving a shit if you paid or not, barely catching the bus as it just got there,lucky you,but this wasn't unlike any typical morning,rushing frantically and hurrying up to catch the bus that is,but this time you actually HAD to make it somewhere on specific time or your lazy ass would get fired.You sat down at the back of the bus where you're least noticeable.Sighing in relief you put in your earbuds and start blasting the shit out of your eardrums.Usually it'd be a true crime documentary but you needed a pick me up from your drowsyness
You don't know why but you've always been interested in efficient ways to murder and perfect ways to hide the bodys.It was all so interesting to you,not in a creepy,weird psycho way but in a curious,knowledge hungry way so you decided to go to college for it,And now it's your profession.as you lost yourself in your music a gross looking man in ripped up jeans,2 bottom lip piercings, greasy long hair that went to about shoulder length,and eye bags for days walks up to you. "Oh? What's a rose like you doing in a concrete jungle of a city like this?" Ask the stranger with a flirty yet sinister tone."work" you reply taking out your earbud for the short reply and putting it back in ."where" asked the stranger sizing you up and down like you were a piece of meat at a deli.you sit back,cross your legs and raise your eyebrow at the stranger.He was disturbing your peace and wasting your time with his foolishness."isn't that a biiit,i don't know...personal?,and why are you asking me all of these questions" you reply looking through your eyebrows with disgust at the stranger."just wanna get to know the lady I'm gonna FUCK tonight,yknow,don't wanna be rude"the tall stranger says with a smile as he plops down next to you, putting his arm around you and moving closer.Admitedly you were a little scared,If he decided to hurt you,rape you,do ANYTHING to you nobody would even bat an eye,this was gotham,anything said go...anything said goes.You remembered you grabbed your blade on your way out the house this morning!If he can assault you,then him getting a little scared is justified.you smile at him and start to turn facing him, pushing your tits together and trying to be as flattering as possible to hide the fact you were reaching in your bag."well someone's being cooperative suddenly" he laughs as he puts his hand on your thigh and start to stroke the inside."yeah well I havnt been fucked good in a minute so I'm probably-"and before you could finish your sentence,the silver blade you packed this morning was pointed at his jugular,nearly piercing skin,and your smile quickly reduced to a grimace."touch me a-fucking gain-and I promise you I'll cut your throat up so fucking good your body will be able to be played like an accordion-"
the second you finish your sentence,a pair of legs that were styled in a tan/brown suit stood in front of you protectively "c'mon tough guy,she said she wasn't interested in you,and I would hate to see this turn violent" groaned the familiar voice of the notorious detective Jim Gordon."And? Who tf asked you what you wanted to see?" Stuttered out the very obviously shaken weirdo,obviously trying to regain his dominance by being violent,standing up and getting in the detectives face."this guy asked" muttered Jim with an annoyed and burdened tone holding up his badge and loudly saying "L.A.P.D please just walk away,would hate to have to carry you all the way to the station".The stranger stoped in his tracks,hatred plastered on his face,upset nothing turned out in his favor.He stood there dumbfounded for a few seconds still trying to act dominant like he would get his way but eventually cowarding away bumping shoulders with Jim and spilling is coffee on the bus floor."gah,what a fucking asshole". Jim states shaking his hands to get the coffee off."here I gotcha"you stutter as you pull a couple wet wipes out of your bag and hand it to your savior.Though you liked to study the outcome of bad situations you didjt like being in them and if anything violence was actually really scary to you."Thanks" Jim says as he wipes his hands clean,clearly not amused by the strangers childish actions."let me escort you to where you need to go miss,make sure that guy doesn't come back or smite you" laughs the detective as the bus comes to a holt at your stop."thank you detective,I'm actually a bit shaken up by all of it,so I do appreciate it" you smiled as both of you exit the bus,and start heading to your destination."so,I haven't seen you around here before,or am I just really bad at observing things" Jim chuckles as he waits for you to reply."yeah no, you're right,I just moved here for work".You reply as you start to dig through your bag looking for something."you WILLINGLY moved to Gotham?!?!" Jim asks clearly confused as to why you would want to live in this dump of a city."Welp the jobs pay good and rent is cheap" you shrug as you finally find what you were looking for,popping it in your mouth lighting it on fire and taking a looong drag.You hate to admit it but smoking helped you keep calm and collected in stressful situations,not saying you're an addict of anything but you should probably stop ."can't say you're wrong about that".Sighs Jim,knowing too well how bad this city is and why the rent was so cheap and jobs payed more.if living and working was that hard of a task to do here.then rent better be cheap and you better be getting bank.you take the cig out of your mouth and hand it to Jim,who nodded in appreciation and took the smoke,drawing a looong line from the stick.He put his head back and breathed out the smoke,raking his hands through his hair and fixing it.Hot.You walk down the street and turn the corner as Jim realized you're walking the way to the police station.you two finally get to the building and enter,immediately the place is loud and full of life, people rushing around to file reports,criminals yelling and spitting as there locked up in the holding cell and phones ringing every few seconds reporting a crime.You breathe in and start to smile as you take in the atmosphere of the place.you've been dreaming of this day since freshman year of high school and here you are now, actually fulfilling that dream.you thank Jim and break off from him in order to go to the captains office for further instructions.not gonna lie it's a bit nerve wreaking being fresh meat and walking straight into the station like this,you felt like all eyes were on you,but it was fine,you strutted with your head up like you were important and needed to be there.you knock on the captains door and are immediately granted permission to enter,you were comforted as you opened the door to see a women's face sitting at the desk smiling and presumably waiting for you.You liked when women were in charge of jobs that were seen as masculine or jobs that men say woman can't have because they're too soft,femanine and fragile and those jobs needed tough men who wouldn't crack under pressure."ahhh Ms.L/N I've been waiting for you to get here,sorry it's a bit rowdy but you'll get used to it in no time and where your working the people are super nice and well mannered so don't worry" the captain reassured you as she called Jim into her office.He peeped into the office and asked what she needed."this is Ms.L/N please show her to the forensics team and lab she is one of our new forensic science technicians,she will be working with Ed as his protege,nothing personal,and I know you're confident in your skills and I'm sure you're really good at what you do,but im needing you to study under him for a little bit so you're sure what to do,ok?"."yes ma'am",you bid your goodbyes and followed Jim to the forensics section "wooow you didn't tell me you were a fancy shmancy forensist on our little walk this morning" Jim commented as he lead you to your destination "I wanted to surprise you a bit,it wouldn't be fun if you knew who I were" you snickered as Jim gave you a sour face for not fessing up earlier. "Alright here we are" Jim said as he opened the door for you,letting him self in shortly after you "this is the forensics- JESUS" and before Jim could even say another word a tall,cute,brunette with glasses popped up out of nowhere with a wide grin on his face."Hello Ms.L/N" Ed turns to Jim nodding at him as a greeting."i knew we were getting a new team mate today and I just couldn't contain myself!!!" Ed said as he excitedly waved his hands jazz hands style.Jim whispered in your ear "Ed's a bit odd but he's kind hearted and quick witted as hell so you'll be fine" you nod your head and extend your arm "so,I know you know my name,what's yours?" you say as you smile at him patiently waiting for a reply."my name is Edward Nygma" Ed says as he grabs your hand and shake it firmly."oh what a lovely name" you reply smiling and letting go of his hand,"thanks" "compliments are always welcome,say Ms.L/N-" "please call me Y/N" you chime in "we don't have to be so formal I can tell we're gonna be GREAT friends".You say staring down Ed trying to fill him out"Say Y/N do you like riddles?" Asked Ed with a shit eating smirk on his face "oh goood I'm out"groaned Jim,exiting the lab and vanishing before Ed could finish."I do actually,it's just none are really a surprise for me,I always get them right" you sigh over confidently as you watch Ed's eyebrow raise in a mischievous way. "Oh?" Questioned Ed "alright Y/N,all throughout the day I let anyone who wants to,go down on me,I let them go in and out as much as they want,what am I?".You stare at Ed in utter shock and flusteredness."I- I" you choke out as you try to phrase your answer to be more... appropriate."I'm I'm not sure if I can say" Ed looks at you with a grin and a innocent look that you know is bullshit. "It's an elevator Y/N,it's goes down,and people go in and out?,tch and you were boasting about how quick witted you are".smirked Ed as he starts to walk forward,stopping to let you catch up "what an asshole" just from the measily 5 minutes you talked to him you could tell he was a cocky,smartass,teachers pet type and you did NOT like it.Ed leads you to the back where a red head wearing a long green skirt,really cute pumps,and glasses was sitting at a desk quietly humming to herself.she was very pretty you thought as you looked up at Ed's face to see a sparkle in his eye and a slight rosey color over his face.You think he thinks she's pretty too."Good morning Ms.kringal" Ed says slightly scaring the women filling out papers at her desk."oh- good mornings Ed...and who is this?" She asks turning her red stained lips into a friendly smile."hi I'm Y/-" before you could introduce yourself Ed interrupts and does it for you.As you're looking at Ed with pure annoyance,Ms.kringal introduces herself and grabs your hands in excitement "you must be the new forensist Ed was talking about!" She states with an eager look on her face "Welcome!,everyone here is super nice and welcoming if you need help just ask me,there's really no I in team is there?" She asks as she hands you a basket with goodies and a weird thing wrapped in wrapping paper in it.You go to open it but she swats your hand and holds a finger up to her mouth,gesturing for you to to stay quiet with a wink."OH- and call me Kristen please,I hate stuffy,formal work environments,yknow?" "Oh definitely,anyways bye Kristen I should probs get to work before I'm fired on my first day".You say as you wave and exit the room with Ed next to you."Sooo you're fond of Kristen huh?" You ask giving the cocky scientist shit for being an asshole earlier,blush flutters it's way into his cheeks, clearing his throat in embarrassment."I have no idea what your talking about,making those kinds of assumptions in a work place is unprofessional,and inappropria-" "it's fiiine I won't tell" you laughed as you're escorted to your working place,"alright Y/N,ive been told by the chief that you are now under me and I will be your mentor.I will assign your tasks and work for you,from now until your training is done you work under me,understand?" Ed questions as he flops a thick file on your desk for you to look over "Cool" you reply sitting down at your new desk and looking up at Ed not liking how he phrased what he said,"y'know you can stand to be a little nicer to your NEW coworker Ed".You scoff as you log into your desktop and start setting up everything "sure but I don't see the benefit of being fake" "I'm not fond of beating around the bush,I want things done quickly and efficiently,so that means no feelings should hender anything.Not even my speech" states Ed with a cocked eyebrow briefly looking away from his clip bored and hastily looking back at it to resume what he were writing."Tch yeah whatever dick head,can you leave my desk so I can get to work?" You ask annoyed "No problem". Surprisingly the stuff he gave you was pretty easy to manage.Ed was a hard worker no doubting that but something about him rubbed you the wrong way.Its always the goody-2-shoes that have something to hide.Who are you kidding? You had no real reason to dislike Ed except your own personal vendettas, like the fact he was actually smart, reminded you of the "gifted ones". Being deemed as a bad kid who would never be anything in grade school till graduation, kids like Ed always fucked with you to get some sick relief because they knew noone would believe you. You weren't popular enough to be a "cool kid" but you weren't too unpopular for the staff to stay off your ass. So they would make fake reports on your name, talk relentless shit about you and even help the popular kids push you around. Yknow normal highschool shit. Your deep thinking was interrupted by the shiny paper that decorated the basket that Kristen gave to you.
"???" your curiosity getting the best of you,you open the package that she told you not to open Infront of anyone. It was a strange white box...oh damn it was a vibrator, you immediately shove it into your drawer as your face became hotter then the sun itself. "Damnit Kristen,I knew you gave off feminist my body is a temple vibes but I didn't expect them to be right!" .You sigh as you lay your head on your desk almost dozing off from the lack of work...SMACK! You immediately jolt up making eye contact with the tall man in glasses, er, Ed.
"Dozing off already? Jesus I promise anyone can work here now."
"The fuck is that supposed to mean?"
You question with annoyance lacing your voice like a snake wrapped around it's prey.
"Nothing just take this and..."
"Ed? Helloooo dude are you gonna finish what you were saying or not?"
Ed's face gets really red as a very obvious boner starts to stick out of his pants. Snatching the file off of your desk, he holds it Infront of his crotch.
"i- I just remembered that this case has already been figured out meaning it was filed by Ms.Kringle...So i guess your day will be used to help you get settled in and m-memorize the place. E-excuse me while I run to put this back". Before you even reply with a proper answer Ed was running to the back like a chicken with it's head cut off.
Ed's Pov
"Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear,oh fuck,oh shit" Ed runs to the back and into the bathroom. To his luck it was the lab bathroom. Which was vacant almost every hour of the day due to the fact that it was used for draining chemicals making it smell pretty pungent. God why does he do this shit to me. "Ohhh fuck not now not noowww" moving the file from Infront of his pants he looked down to be met with a massive fucking hard on. "oh fuck MEEEEEE,please god I'm above jerking off at work" attempting to tuck his cock into his waist it helped none, he could still see his very obvious boner."fine". Muttered a defeated Ed as he slowly unzipped his pants allowing his dick to spring out of his boxers. Spitting into his hand and grabbing the shaft of his length, a shlew of moans vomited out of his mouth after just one pump. 𝑼𝒈𝒉𝒏𝒏𝒏𝒏𝒏~♡︎ 𝒇𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒄𝒌 struggling to keep his composure Ed fell back into the wall, eyes closed in pleasure, pumping again and again keeping a slow and steady pace, Breathe hitching, moans becoming louder and more like a whimper. Slapping a hand over his mouth feet can be heard getting closer and closer towards the door stoping right in front of it.
"Ed? Is everything ok in there" Y/N ask with worry in her voice "𝒊-𝒊𝒎 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆,𝒊 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒕-𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒉♡︎~"FUCK! why am i still jerking off even though shes right on the other side of the door?!?,she can probably hear all my lewd sounds all of my moans and how wet my cock is with all this precum and...why am I getting harder? Ed questioned fucking his cock into his hand ,thrusts getting sloppier as he got closer to cumming "you sure you don't need any help?,I would hate to walk away knowing your gonna die like Elvis, shitting yourself on the toilet" "𝑷𝑳𝑺,𝒚/𝒏 𝒊𝒎 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒊'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝑨𝒉𝑯𝒉𝒉 𝑮𝑶𝑺𝑯 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏-𝑨𝒉~♥︎" p-please ughhh I'm gonna cum,s-she needs to g-goo ughhhAhhHh" "welp if you can still be an asshole your definitely alright" as Y/n's footsteps echoed down the hall and Ed was CERTAIN that she was gone,lewd slaps echoed throughout the stalls one again as he made his strokes faster and stronger trying to sweeten his climax "𝒖𝒉~ 𝒖𝒉~ 𝑼𝒏𝑮𝒉𝑯𝒂𝑨𝑨𝒉𝒉𝑯𝒂~♥︎ 𝑷𝒍-𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒉~" Ed whined as thick white ropes shot out of his needy cock,into the air and onto the cold tile floor.F-f-f-fuck.breathe hitching as he tried to compose himself and clean up,zipping up his pants and washing his hands,he exits out the bathroom with one deep breathe and goes to retrieve another file for you to go through.
Your POV
Your sitting at your desk balancing a pencil on your nose waiting for your asshole of a "boss" to come back with something for you to do,when you realize it's been a bit too long and although (in his words) you weren't very "fond" of him,you were atleast decent enough to check up on the sponge.So you get up and follow where you seen him walk off ,you go down the hall you seen him go down and continue walking until you here a distinct sound coming from the bathroom door.did you just hear...moaning?.you ask Ed was he ok but he yelled at you to go back to your desk and insisted he was ok "welp if you can still be an asshole then you're definitely fine" you say as you start to walk away from the cocky man in the bathroom,returning to your desk and waiting for him again...wait...moaning in the bathroom...WAS HE JERKING OFF- and before you could think more about the "astonishing discovery",the tall brunette with glasses appeared in the room calm and composed like nothing even happened."you feeling better ED?".You ask staring the man up and down with your eyes squinted. "Yeah I'm fine,must've been something I ate earlier,made me sick" "...yeah,sick" you say with finger quotations making Ed tilt his head like a puppy,wondering what you were talking about but before he could question you,you cut him off and ask for some work so you can familiarize yourself with how everything was supposed to go.Ed walked off to fetch what you were asking for still confused on weather you knew why he was gone for so long.You lay your head on the desk exhausted and wanting to go home "fuuuuck is this how it's gonna be? Everyone's nice but...WHY IS ED SUCH AN ASSHOLE?!?! captain said he was a bit odd but nice.so.what the actual fuck happened?!?!maybe I did do sometime wrong...no,no I just got here he should be kissing my fucking a-".
Ed returned throwing a file on your desk slightly shocking you in the process."here now I'm only gonna explain what to do once,can you keep up?"
"Of course"
you reply with a hint of agitation in your voice.
Quickly doing what he told you too do.You finished up within a few hours leaving a little time for you to spare and walk around,observing the place and getting a feel for it,and before you knew it,it was time to go home.As you grabbed your things and popped a cigarette in your mouth you turn around and run into something."my bad man I should really pay attention to my surroundings..." "tch are you serious? You just got here and you're already fucking up" Ed Rips the cigarette out of your mouth as he looks down on you.You look up and lock eyes with Ed."You didn't do any of your work right and you didn't even verify with me to check if it's correct or not".Ed slams his hand beside you pinning your hips to the desk,you could feel the heat of his breath on your lips."Didn't know I had to check with you BOSS" you snatch your cigarette out of his hand take a rip from it and blow the smoke in his face."tch childish" Ed says as he stands up roll his eyes and gather his things to leave."I mean of course there's gonna be one asshole that you work with,but the money is def worth it"
2 weeks later
"Are you fucking serious" you sigh agitated as the 4th pile of files were thrown carelessly on your desk by the tall asshole with glasses.Its been 2 weeks and Ed still hasn't warmed up to you yet.You guys share a rivalry in the lab,you don't know why but you guys don't like each other,he feel...sneaky.You know you had a hunch,but that was biased,but yeah you DEFINITELY don't like this asshole.
"Those files are due by today,make sure you get them to me on time understand?"
"What?"
You say as you pop an earbud out of your ear staring at the man with one eyebrow cocked
"Tch never mind,it's not like your competent enough to do it anyways" Ed smirks as he walks off with his chest up and a heaping amount of confidence,making you blow a fuse
"...OH YEAH?!?! ILL SHOW YOU WHOS COMPLIMENT... CONTINENT...UGH WHATEVER FUCK OFF".
But before you could finish giving it to him Kristen came and scooped you up to go drinking,to celebrate you being a newcomer to the lab."I KNOW WE HAVNT HAD A PARTY YET,SO WERE GONNA GO TONIGHTTT,C'MON ED WE'RE GONNA GO GET WASTED WOOOOO,IF YOU NEED A RIDE WE'RE ALL CAR POOLING".you were scooped up by the red head and thrown in her car, awaiting the journey to the bar.