*In the dare room*
Spark: Well this one should be relatively easy considering Trike, Pike, and I don't have any relationships, at least as far as characters in this *initiate fourth wall break* book go
Crystal: Spark broke the fourth wall!
Pike: He's allowed to, he's one of the writers
Crystal: You just broke it as well!
Trike: He's also allowed to, we're all writers
Crystal: NO! If you can break it, so can I! Dear readers, help me, there are too many of them!
Spark: You CANNOT break the fourth wall Crystal, that is a privilege you do not have!
Crystal: Says you!
Trike: Says all of us fluffer
Pike: I forgot to ask Spark, why do they keep saying fluff, muk, shirt, and birch?
Spark: My own hilarious twist on censoring
Trike: It is the stupidest fluffing thing I've ever seen!
Pike: *snickers* You're right, it is pretty funny
Trike: Can we please just get on with the muking dare, or truth, or whatever the fluff it is this time!
Spark: As a matter of fact, it is a dare this time, it was given to me by Canelo, on my discord server
Pike: Isn't this only the third dare you've gotten?
Spark: Yes, dares appear to be more popular than truths and I'm pretty sure we all know why
Pike, Trike, and Crystal: Yep
Spark: Why are you still here Crystal?
Crystal: Because I can be
Spark: Well guess what?
Crystal: What?
Spark: Now you can't be
Crystal: What do you- *Spark teleports her into the pond*
Spark: There we go
Pike: What was the point of that if we were just going to bring her back up here anyway for the truth? By the way, what is the truth? I mean I kinda guessed by what you said at the beginning, just asking for some confirmation
Spark: The truth is for everyone (except us because, already stated reasons) to admit who their crushes are, in front of everyone
Trike: Black is going to fluffing hate us
Spark: I am well aware of that, also, should we start?
Pike: I mean I guess. But Trike and I don't even really need to be here, do we?
Spark: I need you guys here, just in case I get frozen, Dark Pulsed, or Hyper Beamed
Trike: Fair, I mean you are enough to get anyone to Hyper Beam you
Spark: Really? Really?
Trike: You better fluffing believe it
Spark: Well we've wasted enough time with all that, time to call them, EVERYONE GET UP HERE OR I WILL RANDOMIZE YOUR BOXES!
Speed: *instantly there* It took me HOURS, don't you dare
*Flare, Pearl, Black, and Lazuli come up within 10 seconds, Crystal, Sylvia, and Leaf are there within another 10 seconds, and Sunshine and Axel are left with Canelo*
Lazuli: What is it this time?
Spark: I need all of you to admit your crushes or relationships in front of everyone, now
Lazuli: Why do we have to do this, I'm pretty sure the majority of us are pretty obvious about our relationships or crushes or whatever
Spark: I am well aware of that but some of us *looks at Black* are a little less decipherable, as far as relationships go
Pearl: Okay that's fair enough, but why?
Spark: Because the dare says to admit your crush in front of everyone
Speed: Well I suppose I can go first, since it's relatively easy for me
Black: Plus you and Lazuli are always showing the fact that you like each other
Speed; Yes that to- HEY!
Black, Trike, Crystal, and Sylvia: *snickering*
Speed: *breathes deeply* My crush and girlfriend is Lazuli, okay?
Spark: Very good, now we know who your crush is
Speed: After much humiliation from Black
Black: You're welcome
Lazuli: As Speed made blatantly obvious, Speed is my crush and boyfriend, happy now?
Sylvia: Yes, you've also made it blatantly obvious, to put it into british terms, like to snog each other
Spezuli: HEY!
Spark:Yes, and I am thankfully not frozen
Lazuli: *Menacing* If I'm that aggressive, I can fix that
Spark: No, no, I'm good, you're really not that aggressive
Lazuli: Good, now who's next to get humiliated by Spark?
Flare: I mean, Leaf and I are also pretty obvious about it, my crush and girlfriend is Leaf, because-
Black: We didn't ask for details, did we Flare?
Flare: I mean no-
Black: Exactly, I don't want to know
Spark: Thank you Flare, now I guess the next logical person to ask would be Leaf
Leaf: Well uh, I guess my crush would be Flare, I mean he is my boyfriend, so yeah, my answer would be Flare
Black: Not in the least bit nervous about this dare, are we Leaf?
Leaf: er
Spark: That's enough, we don't need to make her any more uncomfortable than she already is
Lazuli: For once I agree with Spark
Speed: That is a very rare event
Spark: Alright, time to move on to some of the more difficult or subtle ones
Crystal: My crush and boyfriend is Trace
Speed: That is something that can be stopped very easily if Trace seems to be doing unapproved stuff with you
Crystal: You don't have that power, I'm only a few hours younger than you!
Speed: I'm still older than you
Crystal: Why? I can make my own decisions!
Speed: I'll think about it, but I'm just trying to keep you safe
Crystal: Trace is perfectly safe! Wasn't he your friend?
Speed: He may be my friend, but you're my sister
Pike: Still kind of new here, but is this a recurring argument?
Spark: Yes it is
Pike: Oh well *teleports himself a rubix cube* I'll do this until they're don
*ten minutes of Speed and Crystal arguing later*
Speed; Weren't we doing a truth?
Spark: Yes we were, but then you decided to have an argument with Crystal
Speed: We can continue
Pike: Just in time *has finished his 10th rubix cube*
Spark: Alright Silvia, you're next
Silvia: Well I have a crush on Speed, but I have no current relationship with anyone
Speed: And as far as I'm concerned, I'll never have a relationship with you, because you remind me too much of Crystal
Silvia: I know
Spark: Next, Black
Black: No crush, no relationship
Silvia: Really Black, you may as well stop pretending, we both know what you said that night when we all went to the town
Crystal: In Special Chapter 12b
Spark: CRYSTAL!
Crystal: Spark!
Trike: Trike :D
Spark: Haven't we already used that joke?
Trike: Who the muk cares
Black: Yeah, but I've been rejected so it doesn't count
Spark: Fair, last, Pearl
Pearl: Crush Black, no relationship
Black: And it's going to stay that way if you treat the people you have a crush on like you did me
Lazuli: *Hits him on the head* Stop being like that, you're just making her feel worse
Black: *rubs his head where Lazuli hit him* Aren't you only supposed to do this to Speed?
Lazuli: I'll do it to anyone who's being a jerk
Black: I was just stating a fact
Lazuli: *Menacing* I dare you to say that again
Black: You know what, we're done here *runs out of there*
Spark: Alright, you can all leave
*Everyone except Spark leaves*
Spark: Well that was an interesting truth, thank you to Canelo on my discord server for sending it to me. This truth totalled to about 1300 words. I currently have 3-4 unfinished items at the moment so please refrain from sending in dares and truths until I get the next 1 or 2 done, and with that out of the way-
Crystal: C'ya
Spark: No Crystal, I still have to repair the fourth wall *Points at a gaping, flaming hole in the fourth wall* You destroyed it, and it needs serious repair
Crystal: I'll leave it alone for now, but I will destroy it again
Spark: *sigh*