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Tony has added Y/N, Peter, Steve, Natasha, Bucky, Sam, Bruce, Vision, Clint, Wanda, Pietro, Rhodey and Thor
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Tony: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Y/N: huh?
Peter: What?
Tony: Ya' wanna know what was going through my mind this morning?
Rhodey: Nope, but I'm sure you're gonna tell us anyways.
Tony: "I had a long night without sleep. Lemme get a coffee."
Steve: Okay?
Tony: the coffee was perfect. Not too hot that it burns off your taste buds, but hot enough to wake you up.
Y/N: riighhhht?
Tony: Then I thought, "And maybe I'll play some music."
Natasha: Is this going anywhere?
Tony: Shhh. So I went down to my lab and I told Jarvis to drop my needle and started jamming to some AC/DC albums
Y/N: as you should
Tony: I was in a good mood. I had a smile on my face. Everything was just peachy
Bruce: Tony, can we wrap this up? I have a meeting-
Tony: SHHH DONT INTERRUPT
Peter: 👀
Tony: I thought, "Now would be a good time to finish up my Mark 86 prototype blasters."
Everyone: ....
Tony: So I go over to my little work area all excited and imagine my face when I see all my hard work scattered on the floor and desk in pieces.
Y/N: 😮
Natasha: damn.
Steve: Wow.
Tony: So who did it?
Peter: what?
Tony: Who did it? Who broke my project?
Bruce: How do you not know!? You have top level security in all corners of the tower.
Tony: Obviously whoever did it was smart enough and technologically advanced enough to wipe out the good old security camera footage.
Tony: which rules out Capscicle
Steve: Hey! I could do that!
Bucky: Sure you could buddy
Tony: I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it.
Peter: well...
Y/N: Peter shut up. Even you can't be dumb enough to fall for that lie.
Tony: No no. Let the boy speak.
Peter: it wasn't me I swear!!
Peter: Buuuttt....
Y/N: Peter!
Peter: I saw Y/N go down to the lab last night.
Tony: Oh really now?
Y/N: I swear it's not what it looks like.
Tony: it looks like you deliberately broke the rules despite knowing that the lab is off limits when I'm not in there, and broke into my personal space.
Y/N: okay so it's exactly what it looks like.
Clint: damn
Y/N: Shut up bird boy! I didn't break the freaking thingamajig
Tony: prototype blasters
Y/N: Yeah whatever
Steve: Then why exactly were you in the lab, Y/N?
Y/N: That's classified.
Pietro: 🤣
Y/N: Pietro shut up.
Tony: 🤨
Wanda: Pietro. Do you know something?
Tony: Yeah Speedy. Spill it or you'll be on the cleaning crew for the next two months.
Pietro: Y/N and I were bored so we started playing truth or dare. I dared them to sneak into your lab and get the really good alcohol. Then we got wasted and almost fell off the roof.
Y/N: Yeahhh...but istg I didn't touch anything else.
Tony: Are you guys serious? Who even hired you!?
Steve: I did.
Tony: Oh that makes much more sense
Nat: Okay but if it wasn't Y/N, then who was it?
Bruce: What was Peter even doing in that section of the compound?
Tony: Oh hey Bruce! I didn't realize you were here
Bruce: Nobody ever does
Peter: Well- I...well...
Steve: Peter?
Peter: OKAY! I WENT INTO THE LAB
Y/N: Well that was easy
Peter: Steve put up a convincing argument
Rhodey: 🤨
Peter: But I swear I didn't touch your stuff Mr. Stark!
Tony: Then why were you in my lab?
Peter: I can't tell you.
Tony: Why not?
Peter: I- I just can't.
Y/N: look who's being suspicious now
Tony: Fine if you won't tell me, I guess I'll just have to call up that oddly attractive aunt of yours and-
Peter: Okay okay geez.
Peter: I may or may not have gone in your lab to look for something that Morgan wanted
Tony: what??
Peter: Well- Morgan saw that it was snowing outside and wanted to go sledding, but the old sled in your garage was broken.
Sam: oh. Wow. I wonder how that happened 😅
Bucky: 😑
Tony: What does that have to do with going in my lab?
Peter: well the last time I was in there, I saw Mr. Steve's shield on the floor. So I was going to use it as a sled for Morgan, but I couldn't find it.
Natasha: what was Steve's shield doing in Tony's lab-
Tony: So not only did you invade my personal space, but you tried to take something that wasn't yours and you tried to endanger my child?
Peter:...yes?
Pietro: LMAOOO
Wanda: Why are you laughing? You're not off the hook
Pietro: 👁️👄👁️
Tony: THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW MY PROJECT WAS DESTROYED!
Y/N: Is it really that serious? Do we HAVE to find out who did it. You can fix it right?
Tony: you know more, don't you?
Y/N: whaaaaat? What gives you that idea.
Tony: You're desperate to move on and you used way too many "a's" in the word what.
Y/N: *sigh* fine. I saw Vision phase through the wall to your lab in the middle of the night.
Vision: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
Y/N: what?
Natasha: huh?
Vision: I'm not quite sure, that came out of nowhere.
Wanda: Vis, we've talked about using doors.
Vision: yes, sorry Wanda darling.
Tony: Whether or not he used a door is not the problem! Why would my own creation betray me like this!?
Bruce: 😐
Vision: Sir, if I may-
Tony: you may not!
Steve: hey! Let the guy speak.
Tony: since when do you tell me what to do?
Steve: I'm literally the captain of the Avengers, Stark.
Vision: I sincerely promise, I did not ruin your prototype.
Tony: then what were you doing in the lab?
Vision: I was trying to temporarily disable the security cameras and could only do so from your lab.
Tony: WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO DO THAT!?
Wanda:🧍🏼♀️
Tony: You know what, I don't want to know.
Y/N: none of us do.
Vision: I turned them back on an hour later, but I fear I may have been too late.
Tony: Ya'think!?
Tony: I can't believe how incredibly irresponsible you all are.
Rhodey: you're one to talk
Tony: Hey! You're supposed to have my back!
Rhodey: Not on this one Tones.
Steve: It's not fair for you to always blame us for what happened to your things. Maybe you should've put it away!
Tony: I shouldn't have to do that!! IT'S MY LAB!!
Y/N: You're all immature
Pietro: I don't think we have the ability to talk here, Y/N.
Bruce: can I go-
Wanda: Pietro stay out of it
Pietro: I was staying out of it!
Tony: And who even made you captain!?
Steve: You need to learn your place, Stark.
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Thor: HELLO MIDGUARDIANS
Thor: WHAT IS ALL THE BICKERING ABOUT
Tony: someone broke into my lab and broke my prototype.
Thor: OH- UM...HAHA. YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS, I PROMISE, BUT UH THAT WAS MY BAD.
Tony:...
Y/N: I don't think he finds it hilarious
Thor: APOLOGIES STARK, BUT I HAD JUST GOTTEN A LETTER FROM JANE BREAKING THINGS OFF BETWEEN US AND I WAS FILLED WITH RAGE.
Tony: so you break MY things!?
Thor: IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL I JUST PUNCHED THE NEAREST THING.
Tony: But why were you even near it!?
Thor: OH YES, I WAS COMING TO TELL YOU THAT LOKI WOULD BE STAYING WITH US FOR A SHORT WHILE BUT LEFT AFTER I COULDN'T FIND YOU.
Tony: WHAT!?
Steve: You want to bring a criminal into Avengers tower!?
Thor: He's my brother and he needs a place to stay.
Natasha: he killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: he's adopted-
Bruce: No no no! You can't bring him here! He'll try to kill us!
Thor: LOKI HAS TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF
Clint: He only has one leaf and both sides are the same.
Thor: FINE, WE'LL TAKE A VOTE. BLUE IF YOU THINK LOKI SHOULDN'T COME AND GREEN IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD.
Thor: 💚
Tony: 💙
Steve: 💙
Peter: 💙
Natasha: 💙
Sam: 💙
Clint: 💙
Bucky: 💙
Wanda: 💙
Vision: 💙
Rhodey: 💙
Y/N: 💚
Natasha: really, Y/N?
Y/N: what!? He's kinda hot!
Tony: 🤦🏻
Thor: IT'S SETTLED THEN. HE'S STAYING
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Tony: GET BACK HERE POINT BREAK! YOU WERE OUT NUMBERED
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Pietro: Well this has been fun but I should really start running from Wanda now.
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Wanda: You can run! But you can't hide!
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Peter: Uhm...yeah. I'm gonna go too...
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Steve: you're all grounded
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Bruce: Nobody even let me answer!
{This was inspired by that one audio that's like, "So...who broke it?" Ykwim? Anyways, thank you for reading <3}