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yangyang
hey guys
jaemin
hey how was it at ur mum's
house when are you coming
back (^-^)
yubin
he's been back for
a week wdym 😭
yangyang
guys i have a secret
i need to confide
maya
let me guess ur acc someone's
discord kitten
renjun
you sing to your justin
bieber poster everyday
yangyang
fuck u man i don't sing
to him
yangyang
i perform 😏😮💨😩
maya
purrr
jaemin
oooh tell us the secret
yubin
is this like a casual secret
or like a top secret one
yubin
bcos either way nana is
going to tell someone
jaemin
i don't even tell secrets
to anyone anymore 🙄
jaemin
apart from you guys, you
don't count
yangyang
fuck you i can count
maya
that's not what he meant ..
renjun
then how come yubin came to
me the other day and gave me
digestion medicine
renjun
i only told you about my umm
problem
jaemin
look i may have casually told
yubin how your ass bombed the
toilet and i could smell it from
my room but she was the only one!!
renjun
.... you fuck now you told
EVERYONE
yubin
lol imagine him gripping
onto the sink for dear life
maya
leave my boyfriend alone
he's lack toes intolerant
yangyang
explains why he's so short
renjun
ur all ducking dead
renjun
not you tho babe
jaemin
hehe thanks 😊
maya
aren't you the one who
started this problem
yangyang
guys this is between us so i
only want you guys to know
that i'm a virgin
yubin
okay cool so when are u
going to tell us the secret
yangyang
that .. was the secret
yubin
LOOL 🤣 that made me
chuckle ngl you can tell
us the real secret now
jaemin
bubs....
renjun
🤦🏻
maya
babes read the room😭
yubin
oh shit
yubin
i mean
yubin
absolutely crazy!!
yubin
gobsmacked i'm flabbergasted
completely discombobulating
renjun
i think that's the biggest
word she ever used
jaemin
never even seen that
word before
yangyang
i get that reaction a lot ik
yangyang
i trust you guys so :)
maya
we'll keep ur secret dw sheep
maya
not sure about jaemin tho
jaemin
i'm acc kinda surprised you
haven't been laid yet i mean
u do throw urself at anyone
with boobs
yangyang
that's bcos i wasn't trying before
yangyang
but now i am bcos i'm planning
to get laid asap
yangyang
idec who it is
yangyang
i just want her consent
and to be hot as hell
maya
like even if she was a stranger?
yangyang
even better bcos i probably
don't have to see her again
yangyang
want someone who needs a
no string attached situation
like me
yubin
but don't you want ur first
to be w someone special?
yangyang
nah got to get some work
experience first
yangyang
so when i am w my girl
i want to know what i'm
doing and make her feel
good 😈🙏🏽
maya
that's kinda.. sweet
renjun
well good luck getting a
girl you'll really need it
yangyang
wdym man i got mad hoes
chasing me yanno
yangyang
yubin you remember anya
the international student
who was chatting me up 😮💨
yangyang
she was CHECKING me out
yubin
the girl from last week?
the russian one?
yangyang
ofc you remember
yangyang
u guys should've seen yubin's
face she was so jealous 😂
yangyang
she literally dragged me away
mid conversation
yangyang
seems like she only wants
me all to herself 😮💨😮💨
yubin
oh great umm yangs ??
i need to tell you some
stuff it's kinda private
yangyang
you finally confessing to me?
yangyang
fine let's go on a date but
i'm paying for everything
maya
that was surprisingly smooth
maya
maybe he improved
yangyang
i got an invitation to one
piece convention let's go
maya
i take it back
yubin
okay check ur dms
yangyang
just say it here
yangyang
i want to see everyone's reaction
when you ask me out
yubin
it's not about that
yangyang
right ofc it's not 🤣
just tell me
yubin
yangs i don't think
that's a good idea
renjun
hurry the fuck up
yubin
FINE THAT GIRL HAS
AN ASIAN FETISH
maya
😬
yangyang
wdym no she didn't
jaemin
judging from ur usual shitty
luck, bubs is probably right
sorry yangs maybe next time
renjun
lol what a dumbass
yangyang
nah she just likes kdramas and
kpop and thinks the culture is
interesting
yubin
yeah ofc that's normal and
cool for her to learn another
culture but...
jaemin
oh shit she said but
yangyang
plus she said she was
into me
yubin
bro she said she was
ONLY into asian guys
yubin
i mean no problem
having a preference
yubin
even though the way she
said it sounded CREEPY
BCOS IT WAS
yubin
'i came to korea to look for my
future husband uwu 🥺🥺🥺'
yubin
girl stfu😭😭
yubin
but when she said she
wanted a mixed asian
baby so bad???
yubin
yeah that was the final line
maya
yangs RUN
maya
no wonder why yubin
dragged you away
renjun
i bet that bitch yang was
weak in the knees already
yangyang
asian babies are cute i don't
blame her
maya
not when she sees them
as some accessory 😭
jaemin
yangs stanD UP
renjun
did she know any korean before
coming here?
yubin
only one word 😁😬
jaemin
oppa?
yubin
yep :/
maya
let me guess she called
yangs oppa and he got
mad gassed
jaemin
yangyang oppa 🥺🥺
yubin
yeah after he asked her to 😭
renjun
sheep ur the weakest link fr
maya
if she didn't speak korean
then how did you guys talk?
yangyang
we were speaking in english
bcos i'm mr world wide innit
renjun
yubin speaks english??
jaemin
lol no way but she's good
at comprehending bcos
she's smart
yubin
yeah i was NOT partaking
in that conversation
yubin
i just sit back and observe
yangyang
it wasn't even that bad
yangyang
ur just mad someone else
was showing interest in me
and you don't have someone
giving you attention anymore
yangyang
we've been texting and she
thinks i'm funny AND the
cutest asian guy out of all
her other exes
renjun
do u not see how creepy
that sounded 😭
jaemin
so you're telling me her exes
were mostly asian if not all n
u don't see a fetishized red flag 😕
yubin
what's w this random
outburst yangs :/
yangyang
none of you guys were even
happy that i had someone
appreciating me
jaemin
sheep ofc we'd be happy...
if it was anyone but her 😁
maya
^ yeah it seems like she only
appreciates the fact ur asian
and nothing else
maya
she should like you as a person
not as some generalized fantasy
that she's made in her head
yangyang
so you're telling me someone
liking me sounds so unbelievable
you're coming up with all these
far fetched excuses
renjun
yeah not to be mean but
this new girl sounds like
a delusional bitch
renjun
as much as i like watching
everyone suffer i don't want
you to suffer from a creep
yubin
sheep don't think like
that, we're just looking
out for you
yangyang
right ur looking out for me?
you're the one who fucking
dismissed any idea of a girl
liking me
jaemin
hey don't talk to yubin like that
yangyang
ofc bcos her feelings is the
most important thing rn
jaemin
you do know you can express
ur feelings without being rude
yangyang
you do know you can be happy
for me without nitpicking all
of my fucking actions
yangyang
i was thinking about inviting
you guys to her party but nvm
yangyang
ur going to find something
to complain about that too
yubin
yangs i'm sorry
yangyang
what are you sorry
about though?
yangyang
nothing yh i should've
guessed
maya
at least let her answer
yangyang
i'm good thanks
yangyang
thanks for listening to me
yangyang left the group
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disclaimer 'anya' is a fictional character!
but also based on a person i once encountered
so yikes 😄
to all my fellow friends who have also been fetishized, i am so sorry that happened to you. i wish ppl would truly appreciate you without being creepy about it.
idk if u guys ever met a koreaboo but feel free to tell me stories you've had w them bcos i am nosey.
thanks for reading ! – juno <3