noblehouseofcrack: why did straight men exist? like what do they contribute to society? nothing
48 replies
↳ oldmacdonald: living for your chaotic tweets
↳noblehouseofcrack: it's 3am mary help me
↳marleymckinnon: wanna share an uber to get to james's?
↳noblehouseofcrack: yh but what does that have to do with my revolutionary ideas
↳marleymckinnon: you weren't responding to my messages
(uglycheese)
you: oi
uglycheese: what?
you: so now u respond?
uglycheese: get to the point marls
you: do you want to share an uber with me 🥺🥺🥺
uglycheese: ur such a bottom marls
you: sirius ur an absolute dickhead
uglycheese: what's that about my dick?
you: shut up
(wifeyyy)
wifeyyy: marls what are you wearing tomoz?
you: idk
wifeyyy: i was thinking...
you: 😍😍😍
you: don't cover up ur gorgeous face mary 😤
wifeyyy: stawp ur making me blush ☺️
(jamespotter)
you: do i need to bring my own booze?
you: for saturday
jamespotter: sure if you want
you: cool
you: i have a more sirius question
jamespotter: don't you mean serious???
you: no.
you: don't you think sirius has been acting weird lately?
you: they keep looking at their phone and being disappointed when they have no messages
jamespotter: they haven't seen their brother in a while
jamespotter: do you know about their parents?
you: that they're dicks?
jamespotter: maybe you should talk to sirius about this