The next morning y/n woke from screaming coming from the next room , kaeyas room.
You barge into the room just to find Kaeya crying
But as you inspect the posters in his room your mouth dropped to the floor.
He had milf pictures on his wall..
"WGAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KAEYA.YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP."
"IM SORRY Y/N TELL THIS GINGER BITCH TO STOP KILLING MY FUCKING HORSES, HE KILLED CUMMING BIRD, MILFY, PUTIN AND DN."
"I did not just hear that you called your fucking horse Putin.."
"But I did."
"..."
"..."
"YOUR SO GOOFY KAEYA WHATS UP Y/N ITS YA BOY CHILDEE"
A grumpy red head entree the room from all the screaming
"Kaeya why are you crying this time.?"
"Ajax killed his horses.."
Diluc went up to Kaeyas set up and yelled
"YOU BITCH ASS I HOPE YOU DID NOT KILLMY PET TURTLE , MR . IDIDYOURMOM."
"NO SIR I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THINGS TO HARM MR.YOUDOMYMOM!"
"That's what I thought. Now if you excuse me I must go do my morning routine, see you guys at breakfast."
Y/n started giggling while kaeya was shocked
"SO YOU PROTECT HIS TURTLE WHILE YOU KILL ME HORSESS??? YOU FUCKING MANWHORE."
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A MAN WHORE"
"BUT I DID"
"ATLEAST IM NOT ADOPTED "
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"I'm sorry kaeya.😧"
"FUCK YOU."
And then kaeya hunged up on Childe .
Y/n finally remembered the milf posters and asked
"Kaeya.. why the fuck do you have milf posters all around your setup ..."
"What.SHIT I FORGOT TO REMOVE THEM.DAD IS GONNA WHOOP MY ASS IF HE FINDS THESE."
So you helped him remove the posters and hide them.
"Your paying me 29.99 just for helping you "
"WHAT.. I AM NOT."
"Uh? Yes you are broski I just helped you remove these posters and it would be a shame if uncle found out you have such posters in your room"
"Fuck you."
"I love you too my beloved cousin <3"
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Literally enjoy writing about the cousins interacting 😞