COOL MEN
yeosang
yuna i want to know
more about you
me
like what
me
there's nothing to know
san
sure there is
san
what you like what you
don't who you like who
you don't
me
mkay well i like girls
i like guys i like the
colour pink i like plushies
i HATE roses i DESPISE
romance movies and
rom-coms i LOVE
horror i LOVE itzy and
twice and stray kids
and seventeen and bts
and like most other groups
i LOVE deep voices i love
beautiful high voices i
love meat and no vegetables
i love sour food not sweet
food but i love cupcakes and
cookies and i like dogs
more than cats but goldfish
chinchillas hedgehogs and
pigs more than dogs
me
i also i like myself and
i dislike you
san
OKAY RUDE
wooyoung
YOU DONT LIKE ROMANCE
me
nope
me
nothing romantic it's
too cringey for me
mingi
noted
san
*dies of cringe guy*
me
ALSO when i die i want
my headstone to say
"died from death" or
"death by dying"
yunho
you're an idiot you know
that right
mingi
i think she may be
on to something
me
possibly
me
anyways is there anything
else you want to know
me
you wanna know my
bra size because honestly
idk either
san
EW NO
jongho
tf is going on
seonghwa
DONT TELL US YOUR
BRA SIZE WTF
yunho
smh
me
jk bitches idek it how could
i tell you
me
and i can't be assed to
go get one and look so
suck it
yeosang
wouldn't you just check
the one you're wearing
yeosang
i mean hypothetically
i don't actually want to
know
me
because i'm not wearing
one????
me
why tf would i put one
on if i'm just sitting at
home doing nothing
mingi
you don't wear one all
the time
me
no that's so gross
me
and uncomfy
me
some girls do but most
dont
me
especially those with big
titties and those with
tiny titties
me
idk about in the middle
wooyoung
wait so where are you
wooyoung
like big tiny or in the middle
yunho
WHY ARE YOU ADKING
MY SISTER ABOUT HER
BOOBS
yunho
you know what fuck it
i'm leaving this chat
yunhoe left the chat
me
lmao drama queen
me
uhh i'm in the middle
but closer to big than
tiny
san
i had no idea there was
like a scale for this shit
hongjoong
now i know why this chat
is silenced goodbye
me
is there anything else
you wanna know
mingi
yh how tf does a pregnancy
test work
me
honestly idk either
san
fax
wooyoung
what you just pee on
a stick and it knows??
yeosang
EXACTLY
jongho
i have to agree with you
all on this one
seonghwa
wooyoung makes a good
point
wooyoung
HERES A GOOD ONE
wooyoung
is jeong yuna a virgin???
me
yes but even if i wasn't
that's none of your
business
wooyoung
right my bad
me
who cares you're all
virgins i can tell
wooyoung
how tf would you know
san
yh how
yeosang
what do you have a
virgin radar
me
based off your reactions
and how insecure and
how insecure and
defensive you seem
about it you 100% are
all virgins
me
also they way yall walk
sCREAMS virginity
mingi
she's right we are
wooyoung
MINGI
san
GREAT NOW SHE THINKS
WE'RE ALL LOSERS
me
i thought that before
me
anyways is there anything
else about me you want
to know that doesn't
involve sex or underwear
mingi
what's your ideal type
me
that's a good question
me
they've gotta be kind and
caring and funny definitely
me
wether or not they're
attractive doesn't matter
me
as long as they love me
and support me no
matter what i do
me
also they can't be cocky
me
so wooyoung is out
wooyoung
bitch i was out before
we even fkn started
san
lmao
me
ooh and if they were
taller than me too
me
i'd like that
me
like kinda a lot taller
than me
me
and if they're strong
me
they don't have to be
brave tho i have enough
bravery in my body
for a whole army trust
me
me
besides scaredy cats
are cute i like that in
a person in fact i
encourage it
me
and a big nose
me
ask doja cat about that
one
wooyoung
BITCH I ALREADY
UNDERSTAND YOU
KINKY AF
san
wot
yeosang
i'm lost
mingi
i know someone who
matches your description
me
TEALLY WHO
mingi
...
jongho
omg
wooyoung
you're slower than he
is
san
ehh
me
who tf is it
me
do i know them
mingi
ahem
me
wait
me
mingi???
me
aww you're so sweet
me
but i thought you saw
me as like you're younger
sister
mingi
i used to
mingi
until you confessed
to me 7 years ago
mingi
then EVERYTHING
changed
me
wait really
mingi
yh dude
mingi
but i was just kidding
mingi
i don't fit your description
mingi
in fact i'm the bravest
one in our group
wooyoung
WRONG
san
INCORRECT
jongho
do you like liars too
because then mingi
would be 👨🍳💋
me
i'm so confused now
me
hold on a second
yuna added yunhoe (jeong yunho)
yunho
are you done talking
about boobs
yunho
specifically my sister's
me
yes
me
anyhoo mingi said he
matches my ideal type
perfectly
yunho
oh he does
me
how would you know
yunho
uhh you're my sister i
know everything about
you
me
not true
yunho
yes it is
me
fine then who was my
first crush
yunho
including or not including
celebrities
me
not including
yunho
mingi
me
including
yunho
mingi
me
FUCK
yunho
anyways yes i believe he
perfectly fits your ideal
type and i think he would
be an extremely good
match for you
yunho
i'd be very happy if you
two ended up together
mingi
wait dude actually
yunho
yh
yunho
i think considering how
you're exactly the same
but also so different
you'd balance each other
out and you'd be able
to help each other and
shit
me
woah
yunho
mum and dad both agree
btw
mingi
WAIT SO I ALREADY
HAVE THE APPROVAL
OF YOUR MUM AND
DAD AND YOU
mingi
ALL I NEED IS YOUR
BROTHER TO AGREE
ANDI CAN ASK HER IUT
seonghwa
AWWWW HE WANTS TO
ASK HER IUT
wooyoung
BITCH ARE YOU SEEING
THIS
san
your childhood dreams
are coming true ;-;
yeosang
omg i'm so happy
yunho
yh get his approval
yunho
nvm we talked about
it not that long ago and
he said he agrees you'd
make a good couple
me
WAIT HE SAID YES
me
wtf
me
i think i'm gonna be
sick
mingi
what why
mingi
do you not like that
idea
me
hold on i have to go
throw up
yunho
yuna
yunho
wth is wrong
jongho
OMG I AM LITERSLLY
RUNNING TO YOU
NOW
wooyoung
BITCH WAIT FOR ME
I HAVE TO HOLD HER
HAIR BACK
seonghwa
omg is she okay
mingi
does she really hate me
that much
MINGI
yuna i'm sorry
i guess you still hate me
after what i did
i would too tbh
i'm really sorry if i made
you sick i didn't mean
for that to happen
i've actually been wanting
to talk to you for years
i felt really bad for laughing
at you and i was going
to tell you that i felt the
same way back when you
confessed
but i guess you really do
hate me that much
i'm sorry