queenie ⚤ lando norris ✓

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𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐝𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚... More

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𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐲-𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞

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By sluttyrae

" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "

QUEENIE

LOLA
my ears are BLEEDING
LOLA
thank u for that, queens
LOLA
i've been hoping to one day
lose all ability to hear

QUEENIE
IM JSUT SO EXCITEDVSJA

CARA
i'm gonna take note of lola's
response and just not
listen to that voice note

LOLA
all i could hear were high
pitched squeals so idek
what's going on

QUEENIE
LANDO TEXTED ME

CARA
you're lying!!!
CARA
what did he say?

QUEENIE
he asked to see me after the gp

LOLA
AHHHHHH LANDIE IS GETTING
BACK TOGETHER FINALLY

QUEENIE
i wouldn't go that far

LOLA
I WOULD
LOLA
I'M MAKING T-SHIRTS

QUEENIE
when would u EVER wear t-shirts
about me seeing lando

LOLA
at ur wedding

QUEENIE
u need medical help

LOLA
ouchie

CARA
did he say why he wanted
to meet up?? this is a good
thing right??

QUEENIE
he didn't say anything other
than that he mISSES ME
QUEENIE
soooo YES THIS IS A
GOOD THING

LOLA
i'm totally making t-shirts

CARA
GAHHH im so happy for u
queenie i feel like this is finally
it, we're getting u back on track

QUEENIE
lola u are not making t-shirts

LOLA
but look how cute my last
ones turned out
LOLA

CARA
looks shit

LOLA
my new revised version:
LOLA

CARA
ur a dumbass
CARA
that says onion

LOLA
OH FOR FUCK SAKE

CARA
the fact you are actually
incredibly smart blows my
mind more than i can even
begin to fathom

QUEENIE
who the hell invited your onion
QUEENIE
my new catchphrase

LOLA
let's just forget that ever happend

QUEENIE
i refuse

LOLA
i am ashamed

𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗮 has changed the groupchat name
to " 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 "

LOLA
cara i hate you

CARA
lola pls refer to the gc name

QUEENIE
💀

LOLA
block me back 🥰

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