Hi everyone!
So let's start without any bakwas...
It's 8:00am in the morning and our masoom santu ji is working on her laptop and our majnu bhaiya I mean cheeta bhaiya is adoring her. And hmari pyari saas-bahu Bina lade apna apna kaam kar rhe h ... Tabhi entry hoti h hmari MS ki vo aa rhi h aapna danda hilte hue aati h...
HM: Jai hind!
Everyone except billu: Jai hind MS!
HM: Kya baat h aaj sab apna kaam kar rhe hai bina time paas kiye.
SS:(full masoomiyat) vahi MS mai bhi Sochi aaj kuch Khali khali sa lag rha h.
CC: uff ye....... (Got glare from KS) machar machar bohot hai.
KS: nai MS uu kaa hai na aaj DSP sir ka routine visit hai to saab apna apna kaam kar rhe hai.
PJ: jii MS
HM: good! Soo jaiye ... Resume to your work.. or CC 476 no. File hmare cabin me le kar aaiye.
CC: ji MS
B: good morning Everyone.
HM: Oh shreeman! Bada jaldi morning ho gaya aapka
All looked in amazement towards HM and Haseena asked what? Through eye.. then she reminded that what she said just now...
HM: aah! Acha choriye hmm apne cabin me hai . Get back to work
.(avoiding any eye contact)
Everyone giving her teasing smile except our masoomiyat didi.
But haseena hurriedly went to cabin
Now it's 2pm. In noon and here comes our ghayal aashiq ... Oops sorry hamare anu bhaiya.
AS: HMM SIR
MEE: HMM ANU SIR
AS: SIR
MEE:SIRRRRR
SORRY LET'S CONTINUE
He came and stood behind haseena who was sitting on pj chair asking something to cheeta. Everyone noticed him except HM . Everyone was going to salute him but he stoped while showing his plam and gesture them to continue .
And they were discussing the recent case that was pyare case do u all remember..(but some changes)
HM: so team any idea! Kaise hmm dhunde pyare ji ke liye ladki kyuki hmmne bol diya hai so..
SS: sorry MS aapne abhi tak apne kuch sochne ko kaha nai toh maine kuch socha nai abb aap bol rhi hai to me soch kar batati hu .
CC: uff yee.....(smile nervously looking at back of haseena)
HM: kya hua CC aap beech kyu ruk gay or esa chera kyu bana rhe h jaise hamare piche koi bhoot ho.
SS: haww MS apne DSP sir ko bhoot kaha...
HM: DSP sir...
SS: haa MS pure 15 min se DSP sir apke piche khade hai..
Haseena turned and astonished seeing AS standing there...she stood and saluted him and he saluted back..
HM: Jai hind sir!
AS: Jai hind ! Kya baat hai lagta hai koi case darj hua Thane me
HM: ji sir
AS: haan to kya case hai(while sitting on chair)
SS: sir hame na USS admi ka sadhi karwana hai .
AS: kyu aap sab ne bhi PJ ke sath partnership kar liya hai
All give confused look
AS: are hmare kehne ka tatpary hai ki sadhi vo to marrige beuro ka kaam hota hai
SS: oh toh aap aise aa rahe the.(pj style)
AS: jii
KS: sir uu kaa hai na uss topa aadmi ne apna self confidence koh diya hai to MS uska vo layngi phir vo sadhi karega .
AS: oh achaa! Vaise Karan kya hai joo unho ne apna self confidence kho diya hai
KS: sir uu kaa hai na uska khopri Khali hai..
AS: matlab
HM: KS! Sir vo baat ye hai na ki pyare ji ke sar pe basl nai hai(samjhdaro ko ishara kafi hai kis kis pata chal gaya kya ho rha ha)so is wajah se unko lagta hai ki unse koi sadhi nai karega. So hamne Pj se yahi keh rhe the ki ek baar unka counciling kigea ... Dekhte hai kya hota hai..
AS: uttam! Thik hai phir kab aa rhe hai ye shreeman.
Pyaare (P): hum aa gay(while entering in thana)
HM: aaiye! MPT me aapka swagat hai.... Bhaithiye (to pj) pushpa ji
PJ: ji MS
After sometime... Counciling going on aree yaar dekh lo epi kaise hua tha matlab kaise pj ne kin kin hero's ke naam pe ...
PJ: to bataiye kya inke sar par baal the nai na fir bhi Inka itna naam hai
P: aree lekin sabka Aisa nai hota aunty
All laughed silently
PJ: aunty! Hmm to tumhari choti behen ke saman hai
P: jiiii
PJ: haa to or nai to kya
P: acha ok.. pj thik...
PJ: hmm
P: dekhiye kuch ye ginne chune successful logo ko dikha kar aap mera self confidence nai laa sakte..
PJ: aree aise kaise....
P: dekhiye (to HM) achaa aap bataiye aapke pyaar me anubhav kya kehta hai .
AS who was drinking water .. split out whole and started coughing badly..
PJ: hmm inke pyaar me anubhav .. I love you kehta hai...(teasing smile to anubhav)
HM: puspa ji
P: nahi... Mere kehna ka matlab hai ki aapke pyaar me experience kya kehta hai ..Aur agar jise aap pyar karti vo agar ganja hota hota kya aap pyar karti...
PJ: aree lekin kaab inhe Baal wale se pyaar hai to ye ganje se kyu pyaar kare
P: dekha apne bhi apna sapno ka Rajkumar Baal wala dundha hai
HM: aree Aisa nai hai dekhiye jisse hmm pyaar karte hai vvo Agra ganja bhi hota ho hmme usme koi dikkat nai kyuki hmm unke rooh se pyaar karte hai naa ki jism se..
P: bolna aasan hota hai
HM: nahi...
P: choriye ..hmm jaa rhe hai
HM: aree lekin suniye to....
PJ: hmm to lagta hai inka self confidence late late hmm apan hi confidence na kho bethe..
HM: aap apna marrige beuro band kr digea .. confidence apne aap aa jayga.
AS: kahir ye choriye !hme weekly reports digea ..hmm mukhyale ke liye vilambh ho rha hai .
SS: jii sir
AS: to theek hmm prasthan krte hai hai aaplog kuch or yojna banaiye ...
Everyone: jii sir... Jai hind sir!
AS: Jai hind!(wearing Gogles).....BGM
Just then billu was entering in thana...... Dhappp
Billu on the floor
B: Abe kon hai be...dekh kar nai chal sakta..
AS: hmm hai shreeman..
B: DSP sir(smiled nervously)
AS: jii aap kuch keh rhe the...
B: meh nai kuch nai (nervously)
AS: to jaiye apna kaam kigea kyu yaha waha ghum kar apna samay varth kar rhe hai .
B: jii
AS: aree prabhu dwar.. se hatiye hmm prasthan karna hai varna hmme mukhyale ke liye vilambh ho jayga..
B: jii jii
AS left
CC: kyu be majaa aaya subha subha DSP sir se dant sun kar..
B: aae jaa kar kaam kar na nithala..
CC: nithala Kisko bola re..
B: Tujhko
KS: aee bhkkk!..jaaa kar kaam karo apna
CC: jii madam
KS: tumko kaa invitation de
B: no madam not need(ran from there)
To be continued ...
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