COOL MEN
me
y'all will not believe what
happened today
yunho
before you say anything
there's something that
needs to be said
yeosang
we're really sorry for what
we said yuna
san
yh we shouldn't have said
it wether it was meant to
be in a private chat or here
san
we really are sorry
me
uhhhhh that's exactly what
mingi said to me last night
mingi
WHAT ITS NOT LIKE I
THREATENED TI HURT
THEM IF THEY DIDNT
APOLOGISE TO YOU
me
so that's exactly what you
did
yunho
no they apologised because
i had a very serious
conversation with them
yeosang
no actually it was because
of mingi
san
the guy is terrifying when
he's actually mad what do
you expect
me
oh well it's no biggie
me
i don't actually care that
much
yeosang
so you're accepting our
apology
me
what apology
yunho
yuna they just apologised
for being rude
me
when were they rude
hongjoong
okay jokes over
me
what joke
mingi
is she being serious yunho
me
oh yeah their apology
me
yh i accept it
yunho
wtf that wasn't funny
me
no i actually forgot for a sec
me
RIGHT back to what i
was saying
me
I FELL OUT OF A TREE
me
i hit my head pretty hard too
yunho
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU
IN A TREE
wooyoung
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
wooyoung
DUMBASS FKN BITCH
me
oi wooyoung bitches forever
right
wooyoung
FKN DOI
mingi
yuna are you okay
mingi
you said you hit your head
shouldn't you go to hospital
me
no i'm fine
me
i already threw up after i
fell so i'm chilling now
seonghwa
omg bby go to the hospital
you could have a concussion
me
mom
me
no
hongjoong
pls go to a hospital or a
doctor
san
yh you should definitely
see someone
yeosang
WHERE TF DID YOU GO
me
toilet
me
NOT to throw up i was
just thirsty
wooyoung
EW BITCH WTF WE CANT
BE BESTIES ANYMORE
me
i'm kidding that's disgusting
i was actually throwing up
yunho
that's it we're coming to take
you to the hospital
me
nooooooioiooooo
mingi
i'm coming with you
yunho
whatever whoever's coming
get in the van now
yunho
not everyone will fit with yuna
there too so one or two people
will have to stay back
yeosang
san and i will stay back
san
yh she probably wouldn't
want to see us anyway
yunho
whatever we're leaving
COOL MEN
yunho
okay we just finished at
the hospital
yunho
and before you yell at me for
texting and driving we haven't
left yet yuna won't get in
the van
yeosang
so how is she
honghoong
yh seonghwa and i didn't
go either so you have to tell
us because we're basically
y'all's legal guardians at this
point
wooyoung
SHE HAS A CONCUSSION
wooyoung
i'm not 100% sure what it
means but i think that means
she's going to die
yunho
she'll die eventually but not
from this
mingi
even i know what a
concussion is come on
wooyoung get with the
program
wooyoung
woah chill no need to come
for my ass
wooyoung
although it is sexy so i
understand why you'd come
for mine and not san's flattie
san
fuck you dude
wooyoung
please
san
WHAT
yunho
N E WAYS
yunho
she's gonna be fine but i'm
going to stay with her for the
week just to make sure
mingi
we're driving now so if
yunho has anything to
say i'll say it for him
mingi
ew wtf
san
wot
mingi
yuna is currently just staring
at jongho with the fattest
heart eyes i've ever seen on
her
wooyoung
ew she is
jongho
i'm not allowed to punch
her am i
jongho
WTF SHE PUNCHED ME
jongho
WHY WOULD YOU TELL
YUNHO THAT I WANT TO
PUNCH HER
jongho
1. HES GOING TO HIT ME
2. SHE HEARD YOU AND
NOW SHES MAD
yeosang
well done mingi
san
round of applause for
dumbass
mingi
IM NOT DUMB
seonghwa
that's right mingi you're not
dumb
seonghwa
you're just slow
mingi
thank you
mingi
WAIT NO THATS MEAN
TOO
me
y'all's don't bully mungi
hea somart boi
yeosang
lmao what
mingi
she says don't bully
mingi he's a smart boi
me
yah that
me
the road was bumpy
not my fault
hongjoong
so she's fine then
me
uhh have you seen me
i'm the finest bitch you'll
ever lay your eyes on
wooyoung
YASS BESTIE YOU TELL
EM
me
WOOYOUNG I LOVE YOU
wooyoung
NO I LOVE YOU
seonghwa
AND I LOVE MYSELF
me
CAUSE IM SO DALLA DALLA
YEAH
san
omg stan itzy or actually die
me
bruh if that ain't facts
yeosang
so like you feel fine right
me
feel fine, look fine, am fine
me
i told you i'm the finest
bitch there is
san
well i'm glad you're okay
and normal
yeosang
bro if i'm not the only
normal one how is she
normal
hongjoong
i think he means normal
for her
yeosang
oh tru
me
ya know you'd think i'd
be upset that y'all think i'm
not normal but it's true so like
yolo
mingi
YOLO
me
SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW
LOW LOW LOW LOW YOLO
wooyoung
omg a literal bop
hongjoong
what
jongho
a what
seonghwa
you mean bap
seonghwa
if so i don't know how
rice would be relative to
a song in any way shape
or form
me
bop means a banger
me
like pirate king or utopia
me
like a really good song
me
get with the program old
people
me
AND JONGHO ARENT YOU
00 LINE WHY DO YOU
NOT KNOW
jongho
BECAUSE I DONT SPEND
MY EVERY WAKING MINUTE
ON SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE YOU
me
disclaimer: i don't use social
media
me
i literally tried to use
instagram the other day
after like 2 years and i
had no clue what was going
on like at all genuinely
there were so many new
features that i straight up
deleted the app
mingi
lmao
wooyoung
and bop is an old thing
san
yah like way old
wooyoung
you stfu you were so mean
to bestie boo and i hate
you now
yeosang
what about me
wooyoung
ehh
wooyoung
i'm still mad tbh
me
bruh forget about it i'm
not even upset anymore
wooyoung
okay we are not bros
we are bitches don't ever
say that shit to me again
me
sorry bby
wooyoung
ily
me
ily2
mingi
does anyone love me
mingi
yunho said no
me
YUNHO CAN STFU
FOREVER I LOVE YOU
MINGI SO MUCH YOU
ARE MY BABY
mingi
i'm older than you but
I LOVE YOU TOO
wooyoung
woah guys get a room
me
get a life
wooyoung
i will fuck you
me
WHAT
mingi
WTF
yeosang
excuse me-
san
what
wooyoung
THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO SAY I WILL FUCK YOU
UP I SWEAR ON MY LIFE
wooyoung
I FORGOT TO TYPE UP
IM SORRY YUNA
me
i mean either or idc
wooyoung
no you're my bitch i'm
not gonna do that
me
good because i was
clearly joking that's
so fucking gross
me
would literally rather shove
a whole tv up my ass
mingi
excuse me
me
idk i'm still kinda high on
pain meds
seonghwa
you're so concerning
hongjoong
i feel like i've aged fifty
years from stress
hongjoong
pls do not shove a tv
up your ass
me
lmao it wouldn't even fit
me
i mean i don't think it would
wooyoung
DONT even joke about that
that's so weird
mingi
yunho told yuna to turn
off her phone because of the
light so she won't make her
head hurt more something
she started yelling in
english and i got lost
jongho
pretty sure that was french
mingi
yuna says she speaks both
of those languages so it
could've been either
mingi
she would also like to tell
you she speaks spanish
russian japanese mandarin
and italian
mingi
she says she feels it was
necessary to flex on you
haters
mingi
anyways i'm gonna go yall
boring without yuna
wooyoung
just coz you like her lol
mingi
suck a dick
wooyoung
as long as it isn't yours
seonghwa
WOAH THERE MINGI
THAT WAS REALLY STEONG
LANGUAGE
yeosang
he's changing
san
evolving if you will
hongjoong
imma leave too
wooyoung
i'm out bitches
jongho
bye
san
k laterz
yeosang
reese's peaces
seonghwa
later skaters