Michael: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ghostface: What if it bites me and it dies?
Freddy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ghostface, learn to listen.
Jason: What if it bites itself and I die?
Chucky: That's voodoo.
Leatherface: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Michael: That's correlation, not causation.
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Chucky: That's kinky.
Jason: Oh my God.