1. name your dog "dog"
2. holler random numbers while someone is counting.
3. begin all of your sentences with 'ooh la la!!!'
4. speak in only a robot voice.
5. wear your pants backwards.
6.ask people what gender they are.
7. ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
8. sing along at the opera.
9. mow your lawn with scissors.
10. honk and wave to strangers.
11. talk to your imaginary friends.