What the f*ck just happened?!

By RenEuji

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Welcome! This book contains swears, sexual content, gruesome details, Please proceed with caution. Kimetsu... More

Chap.1: An app?!
Chap.2: This is confusing
Chap.3: There's no way
Chap.4: What the fu-
Chap.5: Everyone Loses
Chap.6: So B-Bright!
Chap.7: Late!
Chap.8: Announcement?
Chap.9: Weird..
Chap.10: Cute...>//<
Chap.11: Encounter?
chap.12: No Simping?
Chap.13: AH CUTE!!
Chap.14: Unsure
Chap.15: Hmmm
Chap.16: Hangout!
Chap.17:Being watched?
Chap.18: Group Time!
Chap.19: Found out?
Chap.20!: Ayo what-
Chap.21: Look for the eye
Chap.22: Your mom ♡
Chap.23!: No-No touch.
Chap.24: It all depends
Chap.25: Specially designed to gay
Chap.26: Stalker much?
Chap.27: Greetings sir!
Chap.28: Pretty...
Chap.29: Uh oh...
Love interests!
Chap.30!: Uhh hello?
Chap.32: Oh...no.
Chap.33!: Christmas special!
Chap.34: U ok?
Chap.35: mEmEs
Chap.36: EXCUSE ME?!
Chap.38?!: Deez Nuts
Chap.39?!: DADDY?
Chap.40?!: Knowing eachother!
Chap.41: Omg fuk dis dik
What they think about Y/n
Chap.42: FISHES ARE BITCHES
Ending.
Voting?
Chap.43: No maidens?
Chap.44: PERVERT
Smut voting?
Chap.45: Bro red as shi-
Late Halloween Special! 2022
NEW BOOK. MAKING SOON.
Chapter 46: STOP TEASING ME!
ANOTHER NEW BOOK?!?!?
Chap.47: Kids are weird
Chap.48: Bro is huge 💀

Chap.37: Oh....You're weird

426 17 31
By RenEuji

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Ren: Sorry for this short notice! I had gotten through a tough breakup. But I'll be fine!

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3rd POV

'The trees look so lovely.' Gyuutaro thought.

'But it's not as lovely as them.'

Gyuutaro walked along the road, his hair blowing through the breeze.
Taking in air was Y/n.

They had asked Kyojuro to have a day to hangout, Gyuutaro knew.
He had follows you everywhere! How could he not?

Y/n went along and took they're keys and headphones to listen to music. At this time Cheesecake had a sad look on his face, he knew that Y/n was leaving.

'My parent is leaving! No!!!! Come back! I wanna cuddle..' Cheesecake thought looking at Y/n.

Y/n turned to Cheesecake, sensing his sadness, they smile at him.

"You wanna come with me? " They said, shocking the little kitten.

'Is my parent crazy! It chilly outside!' He thought looking at Y/n.

Y/n stands, as they were on they're knees. Looking through a box they had found a sweater that might seemed to fit Cheesecake.

"I have a feeling you might get cold so...let's see if this fits!" They said.

Putting on the sweater was rather effortless, Cheesecake should no signs of discomfort nor did he attack Y/n

He told himself, he NEVER wants to hurt you. He always says that he wish he could tell you....

That he loves you.

Y/n scooped Cheesecake like a baby and took him outside.
Walking to a destination where they told Kyojuro to be at.

Putting your headphones and setting up on a song.

[I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own]

[I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead, long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand]

[I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never, never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world]

[It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?]

[I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world]

[Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh]

[I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world.]

Walking to a park, nearby was Kyojuro.
Waiting for Y/n to head out to place to eat at.

Kyojuro squint his eyes to see you holding a cat with a collar.
He walked up to Y/n and wanted to ask a question.

"Hey Y/n!" He said, happily.

'This guy will not date my parent!' Cheesecake thought, both angry and protective.

"Hi Kyojuro!" Y/n said.

"Why is there a kitten in your hands?" He said.
"Oh! I guess only Giyu saw Cheesecake! This right here is my son Cheesecake, this poor thing was malnourished and a starving baby! So I took him home."

'Giyu met the cat?' Kyojuro thought.
'I think this guy likes my parent...No! My parent will date anyone!' Cheesecake thought, looking at Kyojuro with a scowl.

Cheesecake is highly overprotective of Y/n, Giyu was an exceptional since he could sense how sad Giyu is, Cheesecake hates it when people are sad!

But it hurts him more to see Y/n sad.

"Where should we go down to eat?" Kyojuro asked.
"Maybe to a Cafe? Or a maybe some small corner ramen shop?" Y/n said.

"Oh! I know! Have you ever tried Sweet Potatoes? They are mighty tasty!" Kyojuro said.
"I haven't....but I guess I could try em!" Y/n said encouraged to try sweet potatoes.

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Y/n POV

Kyojuro took me to a small American style restaurant.
He asked the waitress if they have any sweet potatoes and he said yes.

"Great! Me and my.....f-friend here would like some please!"

?

What's with the stutter? Is he embarrassed of calling me his friend?

"Uhm, why is the cat here? Animals aren't allowed inside this establishment, this is just a procedure in case someone is allergic"
The guy said.

I look at Cheesecake to see him looking at the man angrily.

"[*sigh*] just leave him there, Not much people come in anyway" The man said.
"You two are a couple right?" He said, pointing at me and Kyojuro.

Looking at Kyojuro, he....doesn't look so well.....uhhhh
"W-We're not a couple s-sir!" Kyo said.

"Anyways, so two sweet potatoes? That'll be 100 yen, please." He said.

Wait just one dollar? Dang.
He then just walked out, probably to tell the chef.

"So the third leg was not enough 😒?" I said, making both Kyojuro and Cheesecake confused.

"Huh?" He said.

"I was talking about a-" I was cut off by Kyojuro saying something.

"Aren't you disturbed that he called us a couple?!" He said in a booming voice.
Y'know I'm not much of judger but I think he heard that.

"Well not really, people always mistake me and Giyu as a couple so I pay no mind to it" I said.

Which looked like that irked Kyojuro a lot.
But why tho?

That's when the food came in

"Enjoy, lovebirds!" The man said.

That seemed to make Kyojuro even flustered.

"Thanks for the food man" I said, smiling.
The man grew pink, as if he got flustered.

"N-No problem! Just doing my job hehe" He said, rubbing the back of his head and walking away.

I grab the spoon and tried the potato.

"Yummy....." I said.

"TASTY!" Kyojuro said. Which alarmed the small group of people inside, and me.

After hearing Kyojuro say 'tasty' everytine he took a bite, it seems as though Cheesecake is hungry himself.

"Ah! It seems as though your pet is hungry! Maybe this marks our hangout for the day Y/n!" Kyojuro says.

"Thanks for today Kyojuro, I had fun!" I said.
"That's.....good news! I'm happy you did!" He replied.

I went close to face, confusing him for a sec then gave him a small kiss on the cheek.
(Not that kind of cheek weirdos)

I turned and walked back home.

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Kyojuro POV

.......

WHAT?!

THEY KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK?! FBJDEKVKJCKEMGNIEEB

I wanna be around them more!

I want....more of them.
I want to be only theirs.
My love will belong to them and theirs to me.

I can feel my face as warm as soup.
I feel like my eyes have hearts in them.

( ^ his face rn ^ )

Oh! I cannot wait till your in my arms Y/n!

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[Yandere Unlocked! Danger Danger!]

Kyojuro Rengoku

[Said person might have stalker tendencies and would want to be around you more!]

Looks to be Kyojuro had fallen hard.

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What the f*ck

Just happened?!
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💭Taisho Secret!💭

• Y/n unlocked another Yandere!
Ume Shabana, Gyuutaro Shabana, Kyojuro Rengoku, Sanemi Shinazugawa!

• Cheesecake turned and looked at Kyojuro expression, he felt unsafe.

• Y/n didn't notice

• Kyojuro watched Y/n sleep that night

• Ren breakup hurt him so bad, he took a small break.

◇ Love ya! ◇
-
Ren~

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