Authors Note: omg, I love what happened to Piper on this episode, this probably one of my faves once yet!
Char and I head over to Junk-N-Stuff but there's a line for Corn Doggery, we couldn't pass out on those so we waited for a while. After we finally got them we head over to Junk-N-Stuff to see Gooch and Henry, they're lifting this heavy rock with a crane
" hey, you guys" I greeted the two as Charlotte and I enter to the store
" hey" Gooch greeted back, " you're late for work"
" it's not our fault, there was a line at The Corn Doggery" Charlotte explained
" you two got us corn dogs?" Henry asked as he went over to Charlotte and me
We turn to him
" yeah, dude" I answers
" this is not corn dog time" Gooch interrupts, we turn to him, " okay, give me a corn dog"
I smile at him as Charlotte hand him one, I give one to my brother and I give myself one as well
" so, what is all this?" Charlotte asked the two of meaning a crane carrying a big rock thing
" that is a big rock" Henry answers as he points at it
" from outer space" Gooch added
I'm not really surprise of the news since lots of things happen here behind the scenes.
" no, I mean what's this crane for?" Charlotte asked, meaning the crane above us
" to move the rock, it weights over seven thousand pounds" Henry explains
My eyes got widen of the big weight
" wow" I said impressed
" can I borrow this crane to move my big Uncle Rosco?" Charlotte asked Gooch, " because he's been on our couch since Christmas"
Gooch didn't reply and looks like he's struggling with the controls
" darn it, which one of these controls makes the.." Gooch started to say but the space rock crash down infront of Henry, Charlotte and I. It was so close to us we could've died!
" you dropped the rock" Heney pointed out
" wow, that thing is gonna fall all the way down to the Man Cave" I mentioned as I smile to myself
" Ray!" Henry gasps
He runs to get his phone and call Ray to warn him
" Ray, there's a seven pound space rock on its way there" Henry warned, I can't here the other line, " Ray? You there?"
" what happened?" Charlotte asked my brother
" I don't know" Henry answers and go back to the call, " Ray, a very heavy rock is about to crash through your ceiling"
Henry then shrugged and ended the call
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During our work shift Jasper called Henry and I of asking he could use Henry's room of a bucket podcast and I know how stupid and silly that'll be we let Jasper do it
Henry and I got back from our work shift and walk into the house
" Paris, Henry!"
We trip over our own feets of the sudden yelling from our sister, Piper. Henry and I got back up and turn to our little sister
" what Piper?" I asked her
" make Jasper leave" Piper demands as she goes over the two of us
" no, we already told him he could use my room" Henry answers in annoyance
" but he's doing his stupid bucket podcast" Piper reasons
" so?" I asked of not getting the problem here
" he's sucking up all our bandwidth" Piper answers like it's obvious
" he'll be done soon" Henry tells her
" but I'm trying to donwload the new Ginger Fox music video and it's taking forever" Piper explain as we go to the counter and sit
" look, we told Jasper he could do this podcast from my room and that's how it is" Henry agrues and I nodded
" well, why can't he do his dumb podcast from his own dumb house?" Piper asked in annoyance
" because Jasper's parents don't belive in the internet" I answers as I take a popcorn from a bag that Henry opened up
" that's not my problem!" Piper argues back
" why don't we check on Jasper?" Henry suggested and we both got out of our seat
" yeah, why don't you?" Piper asked sarcasticly
We went to Henry's room and open the door seeing he's interviewing someone, they turn to us
" hey, my pals Henry and his sister Paris just walked in" Jasper mentions, " maybe we'll get them to come on our podcast later and talk buckets with us"
Henry and I look at each other and back at Jasper, signalling him we don't want to
" or not" Jasper said, seeing our signal and going back to his podcast
I didn't really listen in when Piper came and try to get us to make Jasper leave, finally Henry steps in and whisper something to our friend and I think the person he's interviewing name is Ron
" yeah, sure, okay" Jasper said to him and talk into his mic, " until next tine, this is Jasper Dunlop sending you... Buckets of love"
Jasper ended the podcast
" oh my god" Piper said as she rolled her eyes
" hey, great show Ron" Jasper compliments him and they do a fist bump
" ah, dang it" Piper said suddenly
" what now?" I sigh as I turn to her
" for one hour they were letting everyone download the new Ginger Fox video for free! Now I got to pay for it!" Piper explains, she turns to Jasper, " thanks a lot, Jasper!"
" you know Piper, you have an attitude problem" Jasper said to her
I look at both of them and knowing what's gonna happen next, Piper screams as she try to tackle Jasper, Henry and I run over to the two and try to break them up from fighting
" break it up!" I shouted, I pull Jasper away from my sister as Henry tries to pull her back
" your sister's nuts!" Jasper said to the two of us while he's out of breath
" you better just go" Henry warned
I grab the two bucket lovers arms
" all right, come on, Ron" I tell them and push them out of the room fast as I can
" this isn't over, Jasper! You're going to pay in this life or the next" Piper screams, I quickly push them out of the room and lock Henry's door as I'm inside his room and help my brother out
" calm down" Henry tells her as we try to pull her back and suddenly she grabbed the key from the door nob and unlocks it
Dang it!.
" no!" Piper shouted, trying to struggle free
" use your words!" Henry says as he's out of breath and Piper escapes from our grasp and runs to fine our friend Jasper
Welp, nice knowing you buddy.
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Henry's watch beeped and Char, him and I go to the Man Cave to see what's the trouble
" Ray, what's wrong?" Henry asked his boss as we get out of the stupid elevator that doesn't work
" shh" Ray and Gooch shush him
" how come you guys are.." I started to asked
" shh" Charlotte and Henry shush me, I look at them confused
" why are you shushing me?" I asked them
" I don't know, they started it" Henry answers for him and Charlotte
" will you three be quiet?" Ray asked us, catching our attention back to him
" we have a situation" Gooch explained to us three
" what's going on?" Henry asked
Ray sat down his weapon and I guess demonstrating during he do gestures with his hands
" okay, you're gonna have to use your words" Charlotte remarks
" look at the space rock" Ray says, pointing to the space rock that is cracked
" what the jack happened?" I asked freaking out as we look at it
" it hatched" Gooch answers, pointing to the space rock
" what do you mean it hatched?" Henry asked him, " it's a rock, rocks don't hatch, do rock hatch?"
" no, eggs hatch" Charlotte answers, I nodded to agree
" so... The space rock really a space egg?" Henry asked Ray
" yeah" Ray answers, " and last night it hatched and some thing crawled out of it"
" well, where'd it go?" Henry asked
" we don't know" Gooch answers, shivering in fear
" but it left that purple slime trail" Ray added as he gestured his weapon to it and I look at the slime trail
" so, you're saying that some creature from outer space crawled out of that egg rock and now it's somewhere around here?" Charlotte comfirms
" but you don't know where it is?" I asked
" that's right" Gooch answers and Ray nodded to agree and I can see fear in him
Charlotte and I look at each other and nodded our heads if we thinking the same thing, we turn to Ray
" okay then" Charlotte said and we two go over to the tubes and I got my remote to make the tube encases us
" up the tube" Charlotte and I said and we got shot up
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It's later of the day and Charlotte and I made it clear we won't go back to work if that creature gets killed, right now we invited Charlotte over, Piper lying on the couch and doing whatever on her tablet, Henry is on the phone with Gooch or Ray
" yeah... Yeah, she's here at my house and Paris is with me as well" I hear Henry said then asked us something,"Gooch wants to know why you two not at work"
We turn to my brother
" we're not going back there until somebody catches that creature and get rid of it" Charlotte tells him and I nodded to agree
" don't you want to see it?" Henry asked us
" yeah" I answers, " I want to see it dead"
I look back at my phone
" they said they're not coming back to work until we catch the... You know what, yeah, woman do be crazy" Henry said
" I heard that" I said as I still looking at my phone
" hey, I left my backpack down in the... Oh, you did?" Henry asked, " hey Piper"
" what?" Piper asked him anyoned
" a guy I work with says he dropped my backpack off here" Henry explains
" yeah, mom has it" Piper answers in annoyance, " stop bothering me"
" yeah, I got it, thanks, okay, later" Henry hangs up and I see him walking over to Char and I
" so, did you.. Did you find out anything about the space rock or egg or whatever" Henry asked Charlotte as he whispers
" yeah" Charlotte answers," I'm worried"
"about?" Henry asked eagerly
" what if that was just the first alien space rock egg? What if more come and then aliens take over the earth and use us humans as food?" Charlotte asked us two
" that will never happen" Henry said disblief
" why not?" I asked him
" because... If they're aliens who traveled here, that means they'd have to be highly intelligent and highly intelligent creatures wouldn't eat other living creatures" Henry explains as he eats his chicken leg
Charlotte and I eyeing his chicken leg and him
" wouldn't they?" I asked, Henry stops chewing it and looks at us two then his chicken leg
" oh my god" Henry realized and throw it on the table
" oh yeah, oh yeah, I am the golden boy"
We turn around to see Jasper all cheerful for some reason
" showtime" I hear Piper said to herself
Something seems off.
" what are you all pumped up about?" I asked my friend as I walk up to him with Henry
" yeah Jasper, what's up?" Piper asked him in all sweet tone
" you guys know my latest bucket podcast?" Jasper reminds us
" yeah?" Henry and I answers
" 100,007 downloads" Jasper tells as he points to his phone
" what?" Charlotte asked shock like the rest of us as she walks over
" no" Piper asked disblief and Jasper shook his head yes at her
" that many people donwload your new podcast?" Henry asked still shock of the news, but I'm not because something fishy going on
" yes sir" Jasper answers proudly
" and what's the most you've ever get before?" I chimed in
" seven" Jasper answers and I just nodded with a smile but knowing I don't really care
" wow, that's really great, I bet this success makes you feel so much better about yourself as a person" Piper tells him
" it does" Jasper answers, " later, I'm going to go to my grandma's house and I'm going to say "hey grandma, who's useless now?."
" good for you, Jasp" Henry compliments
" thanks" Jasper thanked him, " hey, can I go up to your room and record a special thank you message for my fans?"
" sure" Henry answers
" thanks" Jasper thanked him and went up to my brother's room
" way to go Jasper, you're a rock star!" Piper compliments him as he's on our stairs to go up but stop and turn to her
" that's how I feel" Jasper tells and go to my brothers room
" ha!" Piper laugh to herself
" she did something" Charlotte informs Henry and I
" Piper..." Henry said as we look at her
" yeah?" Piper asked as she grin with happiness
" what did you do?" I sigh
" okay okay, I went on a website and for ten bucks, I bought Jasper one thousand fake downloads" Piper explains
" well, why would you do that?" Henry asked
" to get him all happy and excited, so later I can crush him" Piper answers
Oh! It's about the situation we had earlier.
" okay, that's a really mean thing to.." Henry starts to say but suddenly we hear mom screaming for some reason
" mom?" Henry and I asked as she runs over to the kitchen and looks like she's freaking out
" where's the bug spray? I need the bug spray and a baseball bat" mom said as she looks through the cabinets
" mom mom mom, what's wrong?" I asked my mother worry as Henry and I go over to her
" I... I was down in the basement washing your backpack because it was all sticky inside" mom began to explain but sees Charlotte, " oh, hi Charlotte"
Charlotte waved high to my mom and mom went back to look for what's she's looking for as she explains what's going on
" and there this bug or maybe it was a rat, whatever it was, it jumped on me and landed on my shoulder"
Henry touch something purple on mom's shoulder and he shows it to Char and I, I look at it carefully to know that's the alien purple slime that Ray talked about
" uh oh" I said, I touched the slime that my brother haves but imediately regret it
" I got to go next door and borrow some bug spray and maybe a shotgun" mom said and runs to the next door of our house
" my backpack, the creature must've crawled in my backpack at work" Henry informs us, I grab a napkin and wipe my hands off
" and now it's here" Charlotte finished his thoughts
" what are you guys talking about?" Piper asked us
" nothing" I answers
" you're nothing" Piper shot back, I look at her confused before going back to the problem at hand we have here
" we got to find that creature, come down to the basement with me" Henry tells Charlotte and I
This time I can't say no because this is my house also and I can't leave
" I got a better idea" Charlotte says
" what?" I asked
Charlotte then runs out of our house to go to safety
" so... She's gone" Henry pointed out, I sit on the counter with him and try to figure a way to get rid of that nasty alien creature
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It's later of the day and dad came back from his work and we couldn't find the creature anywhere so we all in the living room. All except Piper who's I'm guessing trying to ruins Jasper's life up in my brother room
" oh honey, would you get down fron there?" dad asked mom as she's on top of the couch
" I'll come down after you show me its dead lifeless body" mom agrues
" why are you so scared of a bug?" dad asked
" it's not just a bug, it's a huge icky creature thing" mom reasons
" ladies be crazy" dad said to my brother
" sometimes ladies be making sense" I said with a little fear in me
" just go kill it" mom demands dad
" all right, I'm going, two X chromosomes" dad said as he's getting it
Henry taps my shoulder and I try to attack him, not knowing its him, he stops my arm that's about to whack his head
" what are you doing?" Henry asked me, I look where my arms are and chuckled nervously
" sorry" I apologized and he lets go of me, " what's up?"
He points to his Whitz watch and I knew it's Ray, we went behind the kitchen counter and hide behind it, Ray then pops up
Whoa.
" Ray Ray" Henry said to him
" hey Henry, Paris, I can't talk, Gooch and I are still looking for the creature" Ray explains
" yeah, I don't think you're going to find it" I shook my head and Henry nods to agree with me
" why not?" Ray asked me
" because it's inside our house" Henry answers
" what?" Ray asked disblief
" Gooch dropped my backpack off here and I guess it was inside" Henry explains
" did you see the creature?" Ray asked him
" no" I answers, " but it jumped on our mom"
" oh man, is your mom okay?" Ray asked in worry
" yeah, she's all right" I assure him as I shrugged
" because she is one fine looking lady" Ray tells us
Huh?.
I drop my jaw down of the silly reason Ray was worried
" Ray, will you just.." Henry began to say but we hear screaming and we turn our heads to our parents
" what? What happened? Did you see the bug?" mom asked dad eagerly
" yep" dad answers as he joins mom on top of the couch
" well, did you kill it?" mom asked
" nope" dad answers as he shook his head
Henry and I turn back to hologram Ray
" you better get over here" Henry tells him, Ray nods his head and we eneded the call
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We four are on top of the couch, Henry grabbed a broom and I grabbed a baseball bat
Don't ask me how I got it.
" where's the exterminator?" mom asked dad
" I don't know" dad answers, " Henry, Paris, you two just go down to the basement and kill that thing"
Henry and I look at our father confused or betrayed
" oh, you're going to send us down there?" Henry asked him as we all look at our dad
" are you crazy?" mom asked like it's obvious, " we are not sending our kids to do battle with some dangerous, freaky rat-bug"
" you're right" dad agrees, " Piper! Mommy and daddy have something for you to do!"
The doorbell then rings
" I got it" Henry says, he puts his broom down and go answer the door to reveal Ray in his Captain Man suit
" hi" Ray greeted my brother
I sat my bat down, hop off the couch and walk over to the two, confused on why Ray is here
" hey, what are you.." I started to asked
" just play along" Ray says, we turn around to our parents, " hello, citizens of Swellview"
Mom and dad turn to see Captain Man here
" oh my god, it's Captain Man" mom said shock
" in our house" dad added as he takes his goggles off
" what are you doing here?" mom asked as we walk over to them
Wondering the same thing.
" well, sometimes I go around to various neighborhoods in Swellview taking surveys" Ray began to explain and look at Henry and I to signal us to play along and I nodded to our parents
" surveys?" dad asked disblief
" oh yeah, we heard about that on the news" Henry agrees and I nodded to agree
" you guys mind taking a survey?" Ray asked our parents
" not at all" mom answers with a shurgged
" go ahead" dad agrees
" great, question one, how often do you participate in surveys?" Ray askes the first question, I facepalm myself of being embarrassed, " A, often, B, rarely, or C, thus is my first survey"
" I think this is our first survey" mom answers
" I think it is" dad agrees
" Captain Man..." I began to say
" yes, little girl?" Ray asked me as he turns to me, I glare for him for a sec of that name he called me but snapped out of it
" since you just happen to be here, maybe you can help us out with a problem?" I suggested
" problem?" Ray asked me
" yeah, we got a big scary bug down in our basement" mom explains
" a scary bug, huh?" Ray asked her and mom nodded her head yes, " well, what do you say I take this down to your basement and teach that bug some manners?"
Ray got out a device and that made me move away a little since I'm close to it and not want to get hit
" that sound good to you, pretty lady?" Ray asked mom
I rolled my eyes
" it does" mom answers
" yeah, it does" Ray agrees, he stares at mom for a second and it was a awkward silence
" so, good luck, Captain Man" Henry broke the awkward silence
" right" Ray said, getting back to what's really matters
He then looks around the house for that alien creature with his device
" I hope he kills the bug" mom hopes as she looks at dad
" yeah" dad agrees, " then we can finish that survey"
" right" mom agrees
Suddenly something startled us
" eat laser, slime beast, you picked the wrong planet to hatch on, I got you, oh my god, you're not dead, no don't bite me there" we hear Ray from above as lasers blasted down in the living room
Henry and I join our parents on the couch and try not to get hit by the lasers. After a while we hear panting and we see Ray running back here
" hey" Ray greeted us but looking at mom the most
" what happened?" I asked him impatiently
" did you kill the creature thing?" Henry asked eagerly
" almost" Ray answers, " did you guys see it crawl up here?"
" up where?"
" what?"
" you lost it?" Henry asked
" no no, but it crawled into your air conditioning vent" Ray answers, " I think it might be headed up the roof, you people wait here"
Captain Man opens the door, about to go but my mom had to stop him
" Captain Man?" mom asked him and Ray stops and turns to her
" yes?" Ray asked
" after you kill the thing, are we going to finish the survey?" mom asked him
" oh yeah" Ray smiles
Henry and I share a annoyance look and turn back to Ray
" will you go kill it" I asked impatiently
" right" Ray said and go outside to kill the creature
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It's been a while and I'm still on the couch
" it's on my face!"
We turn around to see Piper have something on the side of her cheek, I already knew that's the alien creature and she ran outside
" everything's under control" Ray assure us and run outside where Piper went, " little girl! Stop running so I can shoot it off your face!"
" he'll probably just shoot it off her face" Henry assure our parents
Right after he said that, we hear zapping and screaming from outside
" I got you" I hear Ray said, the zapping and screaming stops and both Piper and Ray came back in, Piper seems to look not okay at the moment, " well, the creature chewed her cheeck up a little, but she's okay"
Oh no, don't say that.
" I am not okay!" Piper shouted angry
" oh Piper, don't be a drama queen" mom tells her, Piper walk over to mom and she goes to her level
" what about the creature? Did you kill it?" Henry whispers to Ray as I walk up to them
" oh, I think so" Ray answers, he holds up his device and I go over to my brother of not getting hit, " I shot him with this thing nine times and it crawled under a bush to die, I don't think that creature will bother anyone ever again"
I nodded with a proud smile