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can you unblock me on messages please
why is that the first time youre polite to me in the span of 3 days?
shut up it hasnt even been three yet
2 and 23 hours seems pretty close to 3 days
how about you shut your fuckigntrap
why is your temper non-existent???
because i am a steeping hot cup of tea
i dont get it
thats right, youre a commoner
?????????????
i am a steeping hot cut of tea in the manner that if you put sugar in me i will be nice but otherwise i am a bitter and scalding mess that will hurt you even if i do not move
but youre moving right now
no im not
your fingers are
im not petty enough to hack into your camera right now
why would you ever need to hack into my camera?????
to check if ur moving while texting me
okay thats a pretty plausible reason
what is wrong with you??
wdym
this is the second time youve literally just given up whenever i mention something vaguely concerning
oh thats because i do not give a single shit (reference, my steaming hot cup of tea personality)
why is your personality the reference you chose
because it can be
but like....why
i already answered this, ask something new for once ugh god jared
my names not jared
then what is it
i bet its something ugly
like chadrick
or ben
...im offended
no
no way
i feel so bad for you-
good
-r parents
what kinda animal cruelty is this
animal??? i thought it was just incel abuse
i am leaving
no pls ben i need friends
i can see why
thats mean
ok? and?
apologize
no
why
because im not 4?
how do i know youre not lying and youre actually 4
the longest word i know how to spell is anthropology
thats not even long though
shut up im tired and have no memory
i know one thats longer but its probably in a different language or something
omg benny speaks multiple languages? hes suddenly hot?
im sorry what
how do i know ur not a minor??
how do I know YOURE not a minor?
by asking
okay
fair
are you a minor
no
are you
no
just turned 18 lets gooooooo i can legally smoke weed somewhere
you honestly can probably smoke weed legally anywhere
wait let me check
you can smoke weed in arizona and like a million countries in africa that i wont bother to type out because it would take days and neither of us wanna be here that long
how do you know
im psychic
wait rlly
no u dumb fucking bitch how gullible are you
ben
what
look up at the ceiling
the word gullible is on the ceiling
you didnt even say the thing right how fucking stupid can someone get i
shut up
i ilterlaly only listen to vocaloid and try to die
1. i fucking KNEW IT thank you for the 10 bucks
2. why
1. wdym thank u for the 10 bucks??? do i get any
2. cuz i can lol
that is not a healthy mindset
neither is betting on my music tastes
who did you even bet on me with
my roomate toby
hes even stupider than you are somehow
wait what even was the bet about im confused now
so tobys the one who tried to drown my phone yesterday and he saw me texting you
and he started asking me about you
and then somehow the conversation spiraled into what music you like
and then we betted on it
toby betted that you like heavy rock
i betted vocaloid
mostly because i hacked into your spotify
why do you know my spotify
im cool like that
understandable
wait so my music taste is only worth 10 bucks??
and why did you set this guy up for failure
any guy who likes heavy rock is usually okay in my book unless they have a guitar, black hair, or a heavily masculine name
because those guys are usually toxic as hell
thats shockingly true wtf
anyway
nuh uh we're talking about this mr
no we are not
why did you set nice little toby up for failure??
because its funny as hell and also he owed me 10 bucks anyway
might as well send him into debt
he was already in debt ben
wdym
he already owed you 10 bucks
oh
im the stupid one in this situation
wait no im not I still got money
jokes on you bitch
i can get mcdonalds now
mcdonalds sucks balls
so do i
im blocking you
not if I block u first
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