PRIVATE CHAT
DAKI
DAKI
hello
hello hi hey
YOU
heyy??
DAKI
this is daki
YOU
yes yes
i remember you
DAKI
do u like bread?
YOU
yesss???
why?
DAKI
just asking
do you want to be
my friend?
YOU
...sure
DAKI
okay thx
wait brb
▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂
"DOUMA, what the fuck did you just do?" Daki seethes out, grabbing her phone from the blonde's grasp.
"Making friends since you didn't want to fucking share," Douma retorts back, pushing Daki away from him. Yes, you got that right - he was the one texting you from her phone.
"Do you like bread? Do you like bread? Are you fucking serious? Who the fuck says that?" Douma yawns innocently, pretending as if he heard nothing said by the female. He sat down, crossed leg and grabbed his phone.
"Douma." He finally looks up at Daki.
"Did you really add her to our groupchat?"
▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂
GROUP CHAT
UPPERMOANS
daki added you
DAKI
istg
that wasn't me
it was douma
DOUMA
new fren
hi fren
YOU
uh what
hi?
GYUUTARO
who dat?
DOUMA
our new friend
member
YOU
i shouldn't be here
right?
KOKUSHIBO
you got that right
DOUMA
STOP BEING MEAN TO
MY LOVE
AKAZA
is that who i think it is..
DAKI
yes...
douma changed the group name to "UPPERMOANS + (NAME) <33"
MUZAN
what the fuck
NAKIME
lol
YOU
okay bye
you left
douma added you
you left
douma added you
you left
douma added you
YOU
LET ME LEAVE THE GC
IN PEACE
WHOEVER YOU ARE
THE HELL
DOUMA
but i wanna be your
friend 🥺🥺🥺
boy* friend
AKAZA
you're a creep
YOU
yes, i agree
thank you.
who are you all
other than daki
ik her already
DOUMA
IM DOUMA
YOU CAN CALL ME
ANYTIME 👉👈
YOU
what
the
fuck
GYUUTARO
lmao i like her
YOU
oohh thanks, who might u be?
GYUUTARO
im gyuutaro
daki's brother
YOU
we're buddies now
gyuutaro 💕💕💕
GYUUTARO
hell yeah, i like her even more now
lets keep her
DAKI
WHat
NO
KAIGAKU
whats happening
YOU
idk you tell me
whats your name
KAIGAKU
im kaigaku?
who are u
YOU
im (Name), who are u?
KAIGAKU
is she..
is she stupid?
DOUMA
HOW DARE U CALL
HER STUPID
she's just.. a lil dumb
but shes got the spirit
thats what matters right??
YOU
ok whos next
AKAZA
im akaza
YOU
oh i know u
u were the one who ordered
takeaway strawberry juice
two days ago
i misspelled your name on the
cup lol srry abt that
DOUMA
AND YOU DONT
REMEMBER ME????
YOU
no
am i supposed to?
DOUMA
yES?q?!?w#?
YOU WORK-RULES-ZONED ME
WHEN I ASKED FOR YOUR NUMBER
YOU
OHHHHH
YEAH YEAH I REMEMBERED
sorry my guy, it seemed sketchy
DOUMA
so it wasn't work rules?
NAKIME
yeah, she just wanted to
reject u
KAIGAKU
LMAOAOAOAOAOAO
MUZAN
kick her out
why is she here
YOU
woah
you're like the leader yeah?
cool cool
whats your name
KOKUSHIBO
who are you
YOU
wait for your turn man
KOKUSHIBO
i dont like her
kick her out
YOU
WHAT
WHY
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
DOUMA
YEAH
WHAT DID SHE DO WRONG
NAKIME
i like her
she's cool
YOU
aw stop that
you're making me blush
who might you be
NAKIME
im nakime
YOU
nakime you're my bestie now
DAKI
I WANT TO BE YOUR BESTIE
TOO
YOU
yes
you can be my bestie too
DAKI
YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY
DOUMA
ME THREE ME THREE
YOU
who are u again
DOUMA
YOU HURT ME SO MUCH
YOU
kidding
ur my bestie too ofc
so who's left
DOUMA
the leader is muzan, the one you
just asked before
and the one who said he doesnt
like you is kokushibo
and theres hantengu
YOU
which one's hantengu
HANTENGU
me..?
DOUMA
he's a lil shy
YOU
AVWWW HAI HAI HANTENGU
IM (NAME)
HANTENGU
hi (Name)
YOU
he's a cutie
i like him
he's my buddy now
HANTENGU
oohhh
thank you
you're my friend too
now
YOU
HE'S SO CUTE
YOU'RE WELCOME
you remind me of a friend
that reminds me
you guys probably go to
kimetsu right?
like daki?
DOUMA
YEAH YEAH
YOU
yeah so my friend goes there
friends actually
AKAZA
rengoku?
YOU
OH WAIT U KNOW HIM?
YEAH RENGOKU'S MY FRIEND
DOUMA
AWWW SHITTTT
you probably know shinobu
too
YOU
HELL YEAHHH
SHINOBU, RENGOKU, MITSURI, SANEMI,
GYOMEI, OBANAI, GIYUU, UZUI
they call themselves the hashiras, idk what
that means but-
YOU GUYS KNOW THEM?
well i wouldnt be surprised
they're like super known here
DAKI
uh
yes...?
no...??
kinda??
YOU
thats great
you're all my buddies now
MUZAN
no
muzan has removed you from the group