Hunter, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Crosshair: Hey.
Echo: Hi.
Tech: Hello.
Wrecker: Hey!
Hunter: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Omega: We were out of Doritos.
Tech: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Echo: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Hunter: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Echo, learn to listen.
Wrecker: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crosshair: That's voodoo.
Omega: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Echo: That's correlation, not causation.
Wrecker: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Crosshair: That's kinky.
Tech: Oh my God.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Wrecker: Thanks fam!
Hunter: oh no
Omega: *cries* I love you too
Echo: Sounds fake but okay
Tech: *A flustered mess*
Crosshair: can i get a refund