Authors Note: greetings again! The picture above is the behind the scenes of this episode pic. I tried my best to make a real okay? Also this is one of my fave episodes in season 1, and happy Martin Luther King Jr day! Without waiting any longer here's ' substitute teacher'.
I'm in school right now and I see Charlotte at her locker
" show off!" Charlotte said frustrated to a person, the girl walk off
" what's up?" I asked my friend as I walk over to her
" my stupid locker won't open!" Charlotte answers as she kicks it and my eyes got widen
" hey Char, can I borrow your chemistry notes?" I hear my brother asked Charlotte and I see him coming to us
" ugh! Why!" Charlotte asked, meaning her locker not working
" okay, I'll borrow Jasper's" Henry said
" my lock is broken again" Charlotte explains to him and go back trying to open it, " ugh, dang public schools"
Charlotte look at her locker then Henry for a few seconds
" hey, will you..." Charlotte starts to say as pointing to her wrist and gesturing her head to her locker
" what?" Henry asked confused, Charlotte pull me closer to them
" use your Whiz-Watch to open the lock" Charlotte tells him
" no! What if someone sees?" Henry asked
" I'll create a distraction" I chimed in
" you know I'm not supposed to.." Henry starts to say to us
Before he could finish I pull Charlotte in the middle of the hallway and kick her butt to make her fall down, screaming, everyone went over to us and I look at Henry to tell him it's fine now and he zapped Charlotte's locker
" oops, she just tripped, she's fine now" I laugh nervously and grab Charlotte and we walk over to her locker
" thank you" Charlotte thanked us
" yep" Henry and I said, I go to my locker which was near my brother, I take off my backpack and about to put some stuff in when I hear a familiar voice
" Paris, Henry!"
I turn around to see Piper storming over here
" you two, I am gonna kill you!" Piper shouted, Henry and I walk over to our sister
" hey, you're not supposed to be in the middle school hallway" Henry reminds her
" where's my phone?" Piper asked us
I look at her confused
" wh.. We don't know where your phone is" Henry answers for us
" hey Paris, quick question" I hear Oliver said to me and we turn to him as he walks over to us
" get out of here!" Piper yells at him
He ran away as he whimpers, I look back at my sister
" look Piper, we don't have your phone okay?" I said to her as I try to find it in my pocket and pull it out, " so you just need to.."
Oh.
I chuckled nervously
" oh, I must've picked it up by mistake" I said and she snatched the phone out of my hand and walk a few feet from us two
" dang it!"
I held my head back of annoyance
" what?" I sigh
" you butt dialed Jana Tetrazzini!" Piper yells as she goes over to me
" so?" I asked
" I hate Jana Tetrazzini!" Piper answers
" then why do you keep her number in your phone?" I asked
She shook her head at me
" because if she calls me, I need to know it's her so I can ignore it!" Piper answers and walks out of here
" love you!"
" who cares?!" Piper shouted
Henry and I look at each other of why our sister was here but go back to do what we were doing before
" and those are my friends, Henry, Charlotte and his sister Paris" I hear Jasper said to someone, I shut my locker once I put my stuff in there and we three walk over to Jasper and this nerd guy
" hey man" Henry greeted our friend
" who's this?" I asked, looking at the new kid
" this is Ortho, he's new here" Jasper introduced us, I wave high at him
" what's up?"
" doesn't Ortho have thick hair?" Jasper asked us as he touch Ortho's hair
" sure" I answers with confusion
" thick" Charlotte added
" I've asks you to stop doing that" Ortho said to Jasper and he stops
" so, how do you like our school so far?" Henry asked him
" it's nice" Ortho answers, " hey, can you tell me about the school's main water supply?"
The three of us share a confused look
" our water supply?" Charlotte asked
" yes" Ortho answers, " you know, the water that all the teachers and students here drink"
" why do you want to know about that?" I asked
" I have reasons" Ortho answers with a smirk
Huh?.
" sorry Ortho, they don't really tell us about our water supply" Jasper tells him
" I see" Ortho said, " hey, does this school have security cameras?"
" security cameras?" Henry asked
" yes, where are your cameras?" Ortho asked again
" there might be some outside" Henry answers
" I don't think we have security cameras here in the hallways" Charlotte added and I nodded to agree
" that's good news" Ortho says and go back on his tablet
" hey Ortho, you want to see my locker?" Jasper asked him
" yes, immediately" Ortho answers, we walk over to Jasper's locker and he opens it
" this is where I keep my books, my lunch and this is Captain Man, he came to my birthday party" Jasper tells his new found friend and I smile of the memory
" oh, I know all about Captain Man" Ortho said interested, " and one day, hopefully, my father will take care of him"
My smile faded
This kid is up to something.
" what do you mean by that?" Henry asked
" take care of Captain Man, how?" I added and Charlotte nods her head to agree with us
" I shouldn't say, we're still in the planning phase" Ortho answers and walks away, leaving the three of us confused
" isn't he neat?" Jasper asked us and I turn to him anyoned
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After school Charlotte, Henry and I inform Ray about this new kid maybe a villian
" Ray, we got to talk to you" Henry said as we entered the store
Ray turn to us
" this is important" Charlotte added and I nodded to agree with them
" there's a creepy new kid at out school-" Henry began to explain as we walk over to Ray
" ugh, can we talk about it downstairs?" Ray asked us, I look at him confused of why, " Gooch's juice smells"
" okay" I nodded
We head to the back where the elevator is
" I'm coming too" Charlotte tells us, following behind
We all got in the elevator
" why do you think this Ortho kid is up to something?" Ray asked
" well, he was asking about the school's water supply" Henry began to explain
" and he wanted to know about the security cameras and.." Charlotte added on but got interrupted by Ray push a button
We all scream when we got shot down the elevator of a real fast speed while Ray stays still the whole time
" I wonder why he was asking about those things?" Ray asked us, like a normal conversation, we didn't respond, our screaming continues, " guys? Oh, stop screaming"
The ride down finally stops and we land on the floor we want, the elevator door opens and we three catch our breaths
" can't that elevator be adjusted?" Charlotte asked
We got out of the elevator
" why do you say this Ortho kid is creepy?" Ray asked again
" because he says weird stuff and he's got this crazy psycho look in his eye" Henry answers
" you got a pic?" Ray asked us
" uh..." we three trailed of as we look at each other
" Jasper posted a pic of him and Ortho on his Twitflash" Henry tells him
" then I say we look at Jasper's Twitflash" Ray said, looking somewhere which confused us three
Right now Henry's on his phone and searching the pictures, we can see the pictures on the monitor while Henry swiping some
" bucket, bucket, selfie with a bucket" Henry said to himself, Ray, Charlotte and I share an annoyance look of this kid really love buckets, " bucket, bucket, ah! That's Ortho right there"
" hmm, he's a boy all right" Ray said, walking over to the monitor
" a boy that's up to no good" Charlotte added as we walk over as well
" oh, give him a break" Ray sighs and that shock us three
" what?"
" the kid's new to your school, he's probably a little awkward" Ray tells us, " let's not make mumps out of marshmallows"
" he also threatend you" I mentioned and that surprise him
" me?!" Ray got up from his seat, " what'd that little marsh mump say?"
" that his father was going to ' take care' of you" Charlotte answers
" oh, did he? Well, we'll just see about that..." Ray starts to say, " wait, he said his father was going to take care of me?"
" yep"
" sure did"
" I already mentioned it" I reminded him
" put that kid's pic back up on the monitor and zoom in" Ray instructed Henry, he do just that, " that hair, you guys ever heard of Drill Finger?"
" not a clue" I shook my head
" those little pickles?" Charlotte asked if she got that right
" I think those are Dill Fingers" Henry corrects her
" I love Dill Fingers" I chimed in
" this is not about pickles" Ray snaps, making us three stop talking and turn to him, " I'm talking about a dentist"
" named Drill Finger?" Henry asked
" yeah" Ray answers, " he used to be a dentist before he turned to a life of crime"
I nodded to understand now
" three years ago he kidnapped the Mayor of Swellview and removed all his teeth, which left him toothless" Ray continues to explain
Toothless? Like in How To Train Your Dragon?.
" that's why he only eats soup" Henry points out
" exactly" Ray agrees
" and what happened to Drill Finger?" Charlotte chimed in
" I captured him and took him to jail" Ray answers, " but he was released three weeks ago"
He shows us a picture on the monitor of Drill Finger
Yikes! That dude looks horrible!.
" that's Drill Finger" Ray tells us
" does he always wear a mask?" Henry asked like it's not necessary of it
" yeah, but look at his hair" Ray montions between the two pics
He does have a point.
" just like Ortho's" Charlotte realized
" Gooch" Ray said as he calls him on one of the monitors and he answers
" hey, I can't talk now, I'm on my phone with my nephew, Benji, he has the chicken pox" Gooch explains to us
" do you remember when I put Drill Finger in jail?" Ray asked him, not caring of Gooch's problem
" of course" Gooch answers
" what were his exact words as they took him?" Ray asked
" he said, ' as soon as I get out of here, I'm going to take care of Captain Man." Gooch replied
" that's what I thought" Ray said to himself
" great, I got to go" Gooch then hang up
" so, Ortho is the son of Drill Finger?" Henry asked himself
" I knew it, I knew it! I knew that boy was evil, I knew it" Charlotte exclaimed
" yeah, but did you know it?" I questioned my friend
" I did" Charlotte answers
" but what are they up to?" Ray thinks out loud, " well, I guess I'm not going to figure it out just by wearing a loud shirt and stroking my chin"
" what do we do?" Charlotte asked
" I'm going to do a little spying on your new classmate, Ortho" Ray tells us, " I'm going to have to figure out a way into your school, maybe as a substitute teacher"
" well, you can't just wait until one of our teachers gets sick" I pointed out
" hmm, good point, I'll have to think of a plan" Ray sighs
" try stroking your chin" Henry suggested
Soon the rest of us join in
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It's the next day and Charlotte, Henry and I are at school in our class that we have together, I sit infront of my brother with someone else sit beside me. Every now and then when a teacher is late we chat to one another to spare some time, I'm talking with Charlotte and Henry since Jasper is not here for some reason and I usually talk to him
" hey guys! Hey guys!"
I turn around to see Jasper arrive
" hold on a second" I said to the two and they stop talking, I clear my throat, " hey guys!"
The room fell silence, I folded my arms with a smirk
Still got the trick.
" principal says Miss. Shapen has chicken pox" Jasper informs us
I grin in happiness
" all right, free day" Henry announced to the class and we all cheer
" no no no no" Jasper corrects him and we all stop, " he said we're getting a substitute"
We all groan of the lack of the news
" you two don't think..." Charlotte starts to say to Henry and I
" nah, he wouldn't" Henry shook his head
The door soon open and I drop my jaw when I see Ray in a disguise
" hello children" Ray greeted with this weird accent, " everyone, please take your seats"
" he did" I whisper to my brother as we all got to our seats.
" it seems your regular teacher has caught the pox of a chicken, nasty red bumpies all over, but not to worry, I am your substitute. Mr. Gelding" Ray introduced himself to the class as he writes his name on the board
Henry went to him and they whisper about something but I couldn't get much out
" sit down, boy!" Ray suddenly snaps and my eyes widen
" yes, Mr. Gelding" Henry says and go back to his seat
" now then, let's have a roll call" Ray said as he sits on his desk and take out a tablet to read the names of this class, " we'll start with first names that begin with the letter"O. "
" my name is Oliver" Oliver introduced himself
" shut up, Oliver" Ray hush him, " where's uh, where's Ortho?"
Oh boy.
We all turn around to the back where Jasper is, Ortho raise his hand
" hello Ortho" Ray greeted him with disgusted
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It's later of the school day and Ray is doing a horrible job as a teacher
" now then class, who can tell me about isosceles triangle?" Ray asked the class as he draws one
" sir? This is a history class" Jasper pointed out
" who can tell me about the history of the isosceles triangle?" Ray corrected himself, " Ortho, what do you know?"
We all turn to him
" I... I'm new" Ortho tell him
We turn back to Ray
" excuse me, Mr. Gelding?" Henry spoke up as he stands up, " can I please talk to you out in the hall?"
" I'm in the middle of a lesson" Ray reminds him
" I have a question about my personal hygiene" Henry blurted out
I look disgusted of that's the only excuse
" to the hall we go" Ray gives in
" hey, I have lots of questions about my hygiene!" Jasper calls out
They went in the halls and close the door so we don't know what they're talking about
Right after they went out, Jasper asked Charlotte and I about his personal hygienes and I send Charlotte to tell the boys get there butts over here right now and she did. Finally Charlotte came back and witness this with me
" I just want to know if I should use different soaps for different parts of me" Jasper finishing telling Charlotte and I
" shh" we both shush him and go back to listen to the teacher
" now, history is filled with stories of evil nasty people, who can name some?" Ray asked the class with this stupid accent again
" ooh, Genghis Khan" Jasper answers
" yes" Ray says, pointing at him
" Voldemort" Oliver calls out
" good one" Ray tells him
No! Dude, don't say his name!.
" Big Bird" Charlotte raised her hand
" absolutely, now... Who can name some other evil people?" Ray asked, then turn to Ortho, " Ortho?"
We all turn to him again
" um..." Ortho trailed of
" oh, think Ortho, surely you must know someone with evil intentions" Ray said to him
" like maybe someone planning to sabotage tbis school?" Henry added
" yeah, Ortho" I agreed
" I-I don't understand" Ortho said confused
" what are your plans?" Ray asked as he leans closer
" after class I plan to eat a Turkey Wrap" Ortho answers, pointing to his lunch bag
" ah ha!" Charlotte suddenly shouts
" you student, examine Ortho's Turky Wrap" Ray said as he tossed the back to my brother
He catches it and unzipped the back
" what is going on?" Jasper asked us
" quiet Jasper!" I snapped as I pointed to him with a glare and he became silent
" wrap's clean" Henry informs Ray and drop the Turky Wrap on the floor
" now students, to really know history, we must first learn your history, therefore, tommorow shall be bring your father to class day" Ray announced as je goes back to the front
" all of our fathers?" Jasper asked him, I turn to him to see he grabbed Ortho's Turkey Wrap
" no, let's just start with one father" Ray answers
" my father lives in our basement" Oliver suddenly says
" put your hands over your face" Ray instroduced him and Oliver does what he's told, Ray turns back to Ortho, " Ortho, you bring your father to class tommorow"
" okay" Ortho replies with confusion
" look, I put your wrap back together" I hear Jasper said, I got out my seat, walk over to him and slap the wrap out of his hands and take my seat again
I just hate people eating meat.
" I can't breathe" Oliver tells us
We turn to him to see he's still the same position what Ray told him to
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It's the next day and we all are chatting to one another, Jasper shows me his bucket he showed to Charlotte yesterday and I just nodded and smile during he talked about it, the bell rings meaning class about to began, I go over to my seat
Bell, you save my butt.
" all right, lads and loonies, rumps in chairs" Ray announced and other students sit back to there seats
" hello, is this... Oh, hi Ortho" we hear someone about to ask, we turn towards the door to see a man looks like Ortno and guessing it's his father
" hello father" Ortho greeted his dad back
Henry looks at Charlotte and I if we catch what's going on and I nodded that I have been paying attention since this plan started
" well, if it isn't Ortho's daddy" Ray said, without his accent
" accident" Charlotte clears her throat
" if it isn't Ortho's daddy" Ray said with his stupid accent
" yeah, sorry I'm a little late, I had some things to do" Ortho's dad apologized
" what kind of things?" Henry asked him
" yeah, what things?" I asked as I lean closer of my desk to look at Ortho's dad more
" just some work stuff" Ortho's father reply and turn back to Ray, " so I was told it's bring your father to class day"
" that's right" Ray said to him
" okay... So, now what?" Ortho's father asked
" maybe you could tell the children about the type of work you do and.." Ray began to say but zapped the father from his Whiz Watch, which shock all of us
" father!" Ortho calls for him in shock of this state
" oh, bad luck, it appears that Ortho's father is having a medical episode" Ray said, making an excuse
" no, I think you did something to him!" Ortho points out and pulling his phone out, " I'm calling my mom and then you'll be in big.."
He didn't get to finish because Henry zapped him with his Whiz Watch
" uh oh, there goes Ortho" Henry said, acting shocked
" good heavens... The medical problem must be genetic" Ray said
" we should take them to the school nurse" Charlotte suggested
" good idea" I agreed with her as I stood up from my seat
" let's hurry up, shall we?" Ray asked us, giving us a signal to carry both of them
" help me get Ortho" Henry whisper to Charlotte and I and the two got Ortho as I help Ray carry the dad
" excuse me, terribly sorry" Ray apologized to the class
Once they are in the hall, I peaked back in the classroom with Henry's Whiz Watch on my wrist
" speak to this to no one!"
I then zapped all of them and they all fell asleep and won't wake up for a while, I quickly catch up to the others and give my brother his Whiz Watch back and we head back to the Man Cave
After Ray and my brother changed the two in the middle of the Man Cave, Henry and Ray change to Captain Man and Kid Danger before we go back out
" well"
" well"
"well"
" well"
" we only do three wells" Ray reminded my brother as we walk over to Ortho and his father
" sorry" Henry apologized
" so mister, are you ready to admint that you're Drill Finger?" Charlotte asked them
I folded my arms of waiting
" what?" Ortho asked himself
" who's Drill Finger?" the father asked us
" you know you're Drill Finger" I answers as I pointed to the dad
" you're a psychotic, evil dentist" Ray began to explain to them
" and now it's your turn to get drilled" Henry threatened
" what does that mean?" Ray asked my brother
" I don't know, man" Henry answers
" I'm not a dentist, I don't even floss" the father explained for himself
Suddenly we hear a video chat from Gooch on the monitor
" just a second" Ray tells them and we go over the monitor, " what Gooch? I'm busy with Drill Finger"
" no you're not" Gooch corrects him, that made all of us confused
" huh?" Ray asked in confusion
" Drill Finger was just spotted in Nebraska" Gooch explains
" Nebraska?" Henry asked Gooch if he got that right
" he put four megatons of sugar into the water supply" Gooch began to explain
" situation?" Ray asked
" water very sweet, teeth in danger" Gooch explains
" understood" Ray says and ends the call, he turns to us
" what do we do?" I asked him
" nothing" Ray answers, " we only protect Swellview, Nebraska, not our problem"
" right" I nodded to understand
" but you guys... If the real Drill Finger is in Nebraska, who's that guy?" Charlotte asked, we turn to Ortho and his dad
" he's my dad, you dip twits" Ortho answers like it's obvious
" but... But why'd you want to know where our school's water supply was?" Henry asked him as we walk over to them
" because my uncle sells water filters for schools and small business" Ortho answers
" oh" all of us realized
" okay, but why did you ask about our school's security cameras?" Charlotte asked
" because at Ortho's last school the security cameras caught him picking his nose" the dad answers
Okay, ew.
" oh" all of us said in sync
" after that, some of the other kids called me" Booger Boy. " Ortho added and I crack a smile of the nickname
Ray laughs and we turn to him
" kids can be cruel" Ray said
" okay.. Wait! Then why did you say your dad was going to ' take care' of Captain Man?" I chimed in
" yeah"
" yeah"
" yeah"
" because my father owns a chain of retirement homes for old people" Orthor began to explain
" and I'm building a new one here in Swellview" the dad added
" it's still in the planning phase" Ortho added
" and when Captain Man gets old, I hoped I could take care of him... To thank him for being such a wonderful superhero" the dad explained and they glare at Ray
He chuckles nervously and I look down to my feet of not getting involved of this
" will you excuse us for just one second? We'll be right back" Ray said to them
I felt someone push me few feet away from the two
" okay, we screwed up bad" Ray said in nervousness
" I better not get in trouble" Henry added
" let's just calm down" I try to calm them down
" hey, just know I am not going to jail for the two of you!" Charlotte chimed in and we hush her
We went back to Ortho and his dad
" hey, so good news" Ray tells them
" what?" Ortho asked him
" we've clearly made a mistake here" Ray began to explain
" so we're going to let you both go" Henry chimed in
" as long as you promise not to mention all this to anyone" Ray mentioned
" are you nuts?" Ortho asked like it's obvious
" as soon as we get out of here, we're calling right to the police" the dad added
" well, in that case..." Ray starts to say and zapped them both again
" what'd you do that for?" Henry asked him
" just help me get them down" Ray sighs
" aw, man" I whined
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After we unchained the two, we brought them to a empty hallway and Ray brought this device that could erase there memories
" will you guys hurry up?" Charlotte asked the two superheros
" what about when they wake up? They're going to get us in trouble" Henry reminds him
" not if they don't remember anything that happened" Ray said as he gets the memory wiper and blasted that on Ortho and the dad, " there"
" now they don't remember anything?" Henry questions
" not even where they live" Ray smirked
" awesome" I smile
" they're waking up!" Charlotte warned
I notice they're moving around a little
" run!" I whisper, we quickly run towards the car we took and Ray drove us back home