WASABI DOJO
Jack wanted everyone so he could show them his new board trick, " All right guys, stand back." Jack Says
He Takes a breathe then breaks the board on the cinderblocks, "What's the big deal, Jack? You've done that a thousand times." Jerry Says
"Wait for it." Jack Says Then the cinder blocks crumble at everyone's feet
"Whoa!" Everyone Says
"Man, I'd give you a million bucks. If you could do that to my cello playas don't play the cello." Eddie Says
"Well, you're not a playa." Milton Says
"I will be when I get rid of that dang cello, I'm going to get a smoothie." Eddie Says Then leaves
The Gang Overhears Rudy yelling in his office, "No no! Don't you die on me, not now! It's not your time!" Rudy Yells
"What's going on in there?" Abigail Asks
"Rudy's toilet's clogged again." Jack Says Then Rudy comes out his office
"Poor myrtle I almost lost her, Twice I had to plunge her back to life." Rudy Says
"How do you know if a toilet's a boy or a girl?" Jerry Asks
"You take the top off the tank, - You reach your arm in, and you feel around..." Rudy Says As Everyone becomes uncomfortable
"Stop! I think I'd rather hear about this in an awkward conversation with my father." Milton Says
"Rudy, focus the new owner of the mall's gonna be here any minute." Kim Says
"Hey, you guys gotta check this out" Everyone Walks over to Eddie, "These brochures are all over the place. This new owner's making some big changes." Eddie Says
"Wow, they finally moved the baby changing area out of the food court, and if you ask me, that was a big step in the right direction." Kim Says
"No way! They're bringing in a Captain corn dog!" Abigail Says
"Oh snap! That's a classy joint, Yeah, my sister got married in a Captain corn dog, the Captain walked her down the plank himself." Jerry Says
"Whoa, look at that huge new parking lot." Milton Says
"Wait a minute, where's our dojo" Rudy Says
"There's a parking lot where our dojo should be." Eddie Says
"Whoa." They All Say
Later On Rudy Meets up with Mr, Turner and His Son Arthur, "Mr. Turner" Rudy Says
"Nice to meet you, Rudy this is my son Arthur."Mr,Turner Says
"Hello, sir. What a wonderful dojo you have here. Let me ask you, how do you do it? A Sensei, a businessman and obviously a male model." Arthur Says
"Yeah, I know totally. It's because I'm... look at me." Rudy Says
"Arthur, go make some friends while Rudy and I talk." Mr, Turner Says
"Yes, daddy You and Rudy go have a good talk, all right? I'll just... I'll just be out here with the gang."Arthur Says
"Okay okay." Mr,Turner Says Then He and Rudy goes into his office
"How are you doing I'm Jack" He Says
"So what do you losers in this dump, sit around and pretend to know karate" Arthur Says
"Yo, pretend to know karate? Check this out" Jerry Hesitates for second "Go ahead show him Jack." Jerry Says
Yeah, Come on, Jack." They All Say
Jack Steps back then he does a spinning round house kick on the practice dummy whose head goes flying, The group of friends are impressed but Arthur isn't.
"Yeah!" They All Say Clapping
"That was nothing, You guys wanna see some real karate moves watch this." Arthur Says
Arthur takes the Bo-Staff from Milton and he spins it around recklessly almost hitting everyone but he knocks down all the trophies nearby.
"Uh-oh." Arthur Says Then Tosses the Bo-Staff back to Milton, Rudy & Mr,Turner comes back outside.
"What was that?" Rudy Asks
"I can't believe it, sir that kid just busted up all your trophies." Arthur Says
"Milton, you are in big trouble." Rudy Says
"What? It wasn't Milton It was Arthur." Jack Says
"Oh. Well, accidents happen thank you for showing us what a dangerous place that is to keep trophies. Now everyone, give our newest member Arthur a big Bobby Wasabi welcome." Rudy Says As No one claps then Jerry starts clapping, they all look at him.
"What? I love clapping Whoo!" Jerry Says
Next Day There all still in the dojo Milton, Eddie and Jerry are going over some moves on each other, While Abigail holds up the Dummy for Kim as she's hitting it really hard.
"Hi-yah! - Ah!" Kim Yells
"Kim, take it easy." Abigail Says
"Sorry, Abigail I'm just so sick and tired of being looked at as just another pretty face."
"Oh, welcome to my world, sister." Jerry Says
"I mean, what's the point of being a reporter for the school tv station. If Margaret bork thinks I'm just. Some "airhead" Southern belle who can't do real news" Kim Says Then Arthur Comes into the Dojo with Jack
"Oh man! You guys should've seen what we just did. It was a riot. It was like taking candy from a baby." Arthur Says
"That's what you actually did, Arthur. You took candy from a baby." Jack Says
"Hey, could... could I get in on that? Thanks." Jerry takes a bite from the licorice, "Nothing tastes better than something stolen from a baby."
Jack Makes his way towards Rudy's office, and opens the door.
"I don't get it, Rudy. Why does Arthur have to join our dojo? Why do we have to be his friends? And why are you sitting on a toilet?" Jack Says
"This new high-tech toilet is a gift from Mr. Turner." Rudy Says
"So you're just throwing myrtle away? After everything you put her through" Jack Says
"Oh please, myrtle's just an old flush bucket. The magic was gone years ago. We were just going through the motions." Rudy Says
"Oh okay, I see what this is about, you sold us out for a new toilet. I saved our dojo. When Mr. Turner was saying that Arthur was having a hard time making friends, I jumped on it and said he could make friends right here." Rudy Says
"Rudy, we don't want to be friends with him. Friends are loyal. Friends have your back." Jack Says
"Now come on, just promise me that you'll try and make this Arthur thing work." Rudy Says
"Fine. If it means saving the dojo, I'll give the spoiled little brat a chance." Jack Says
"See That's the spirit, Hey, Jack, check this out." Rudy Says As He Presses a button
"The Evacutron 5000 is now ready for boarding. Would you like your seat warmed?"
"If this thing could cook, I would totally marry it."
"Apparently it can cook.", He Presses a Button and two large waffles pop out, "Your, uh, toilet waffles are ready, Are you sure you want to eat those" Jack Says
"No Not without syrup" Rudy Says He Pours syrup all over the waffle's and Jack looks away disgusted
SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL
"Margaret, come on there are so many important stories I could cover." Kim Says
"Kimmy, you're good at pretty, you're good at perky, But you can't handle the big stories. And that's why I'm the head reporter, Here's your assignment." Margaret Says
She Hands a paper over to Kim who looks up unimpressed."Seriously?"
CAFETERIA
"I'm standing here with Mrs. Lubinski, The teacher that fell asleep during detention, And was swarmed by a gang of spit-ballers Any comments?" Kim Asks
Then Mrs.Lubinski who's covered in spit balls, spits out some spit balls in her mouth.
WASABI DOJO
The Group of friends walk back to the middle of the dojo, Arthur is waiting for them and they realize a new punching dummy.
"Whoa, what's this?" Jack Says
"It's a gift, I know I've been a little bit of a jerk." Arthur Says
"That's an understatement" Abigail Mumbles To Kim who nods
"A little bit of a jerk? That's like saying Jerry's a little bit confused." Jack Says
"What? Wait, what'd I miss? I'm confused." Jerry Says
"Look, to show you that I'm not all bad, I got you guys this brand-new. State-of-the-art punching dummy." Arthur Says
"You know what, Arthur Maybe I had you wrong. - That's a pretty cool move." Jack Says
"All right, that's more like it, Now I think I should be the one to break this bad boy in. Whoo!" Jerry Says
Then He punches the dummy then a fist comes out of the dummy punching Jerry in the stomach
"Whoa! Oh man, that was good! See, I told you guys it was a punching dummy. You get it?"
"It's on, dummy It's on." Jerry Says
"That's it." Jack Says Then Kim Stops Him
"Jack, you can't do this, You promised Rudy. - But I didn't." Kim Says Then Abigail Stops her
"No, Kim. - I want him all to myself." Abigail Says Then Milton Stops Her
No, Abigail This one's all me, Wait, why can't Jack do this" Milton Says
"Guys, let's just start practice." Jack Says
"Whoa whoa whoa, Jack. I got this. Since Rudy's not around and I outrank everyone, I'll lead the class." Arthur Says
"Are you nuts? You don't outrank Jack." Eddie Says
"Really? See, I don't know if you noticed, But I'm a green belt."
"Yeah, because your daddy bought it for you." Abigail Says
"Jack, you don't know anything about karate. You're nothing but a scrawny little skate rat." Arthur Says
"And you're nothing but a spoiled little poser." Jack Says As Everyone laughs
"Poser, huh? - Yeah That's it.", He Charges at Jack who turns him around and throws him into the wall,"Whoa! - Whoa! - You're gonna be sorry you did that!" He Says
"What is going on?" Mr, Turner Asks
"It's a good thing you're here, dad. I was just saying my prayers and eating my vitamins, And Jack threw me into this wall." Arthur Says
"We had a deal, Rudy. You said this was a warm, safe environment. Where Arthur could learn karate and make friends. Jack, did you throw Arthur into our wall of friendship? They don't do that to just anyone. They must really like you. Don't you, Jack" Rudy Says
"Rudy, I didn't want to fight him. He just came right at me. He came at you, you came at him... It's like a big comin' at you party in here, All right, back to practice, you loveable scamps." Rudy Says
"Yeah." Everyone Says As They Walk away
"Rudy, this is unacceptable I want Jack thrown out of your dojo."
"What?" Everyone Says
"Bye-bye, Jack." Arthur Says
"I'm sorry, Mr. Turner, but that's not gonna happen." Rudy Says
"Okay, then you have two hours to get out you're standing on the site of my new parking lot, Come on, son." Mr,Turner Says As he and Arthur leaves, Then Rudy's toilet comes out the office
"It's time for your 3:30 appointment." She Says
"Oh, shut up." Rudy Says
"I get it. It's because I'm a toilet, isn't it" She Says Then Goes back in the office
Later On, Everyone is dressed in their clothes and Jack puts all his stuff in bag then closes his locker.
"Jack, put your stuff down." Rudy Says
"You're not leaving, If I don't leave, you're all gonna lose the dojo. I'm not gonna let that happen." Jack Says
"No no no. You're not going. Sometimes in life a man has to decide what's really important.", Two Men walks out of Rudy's Office with his toilet, "Hey, not my toilet! Take the boy instead!" Rudy Says As He Pushes Jack
"Rudy!" Abigail Says
"Well, I'm sorry, but you've never sat on her." Rudy Says
"We're not gonna take this, man. We gotta fight the power, yo." Jerry Says
"Jerry's right, we've gotta fight back Like that guy on meyer avenue who chained himself to that old oak tree. So they wouldn't cut it down." Jack Says
"He stood his ground and saved that tree." Kim Says
"Until it fell over in a storm, destroyed my aunt verna's house and she had to move into my room. I've seen things no boy my age should see." Milton Says
"You know what? You guys are onto something. What Turner's doing is wrong and we gotta fight back." Rudy Says
"What are you saying, Rudy? - I'm saying they can't tear down the dojo. If I'm chained to that post and I will fight the good fight for as long as it takes. So chain me up." Rudy Says
"Yeah!" Everyone Says
Moments Later, Rudy is chained to the post and he's already panicking. "Get these things off me! I can't take it anymore. I'm going crazy!" Rudy Says
"Rudy, it's only been three minutes." Abigail Says
"Well, if it's such a great story, Why don't you cover it yourself!," Kim Hangs up the phone, "That was Margaret trying to give me another lame story to cover."
"Well, what was it this time?" Milton Asks
"Big news in the cafeteria: Apparently taco tuesdays is becoming fajita Friday." Kim Says
"Yes!, You slip the lunch lady a box of chocolates and a Cat calendar... Oh, you can move mountains, baby!" Milton Says
"All this talk about food is getting me hungry,'I'm going over to honey buns to hook us up." Eddie Says Then Jerry stops him
"No no no, you can't go out there man that's just what they want. you go out that door, it's like we've given up." Jerry Says
"Well, eventually we're gonna need something to eat." Abigail Says
"You know, our air vent connects with the nail salon. Those ladies are always snacking on something." Eddie Says
"Yeah, he's right. - Yeah, but who's skinny enough to fit through that vent?" Jerry Says
Everyone Thinks For A Second then they look in Milton's Direction who looks the same way then gets it.
"Oh. Oh!" Milton Takes off his shirt, He wears his tank top and wraps a black belt around his head then puts on knee pads and black makeup oh his cheek."Let's do this.
Jerry and Jack helps Milton Up the vent.
"I think the exhaust fan just kicked on." Jack Says
"What makes you say that" Jerry Says Then Milton Gets Sucked into the vent
"Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!" Milton Says
"No reason." Jack Says
Later On, Everyone is still in the Dojo Jack notices something outside in the mall courtyard
"Check it out. Turner just showed up with some people."
"Attention dojo squatters, You have five minutes to get out we are bringing in a wrecking ball." Mr,Turner Says Into A Blow horn
"You don't scare us, Turner, That whole bringing-in- a-wrecking-ball routine... It's the oldest trick in the book." Rudy Says
Outside Someone Lowers An Actual Wrecking Ball
"Uh, Rudy? They just brought in a wrecking ball." Rudy Says
"What? Unchain me, you fools!" Rudy Says
"We can't. You gave the keys to Milton." Abigail Says
"What? No it can't end like this, I never sat in a hot tub full of pudding. No, wait. Yes, I did. No, that was custard." Rudy Says
MALL COURT YARD
"Smash it up, daddy. Smash it up good." Arthur Says
"We're not gonna smash anything, Arthur. We're just bringing in the wrecking ball to scare them out" Mr,Turner Says
"Well, it's not working nobody is leaving." Arthur Says
"Oh, they'll leave. I just cranked up the air conditioning, They have to be freezing in there." Mr.Turner Says
WASABI DOJO
"Nothing brings a crowd out like a wrecking ball. they're totally on our side, you can feel the love." Jerry Says
"Knock it down! Knock it down! - Knock it down!"
The Crowd Chants
"Why don't you guys shut your pie holes!" Jerry Says
"Y'all, I just realized I'm right in the middle. Five kids from our school fighting a great injustice."
"Kim, you'd better get out there, your friend Margaret bork just showed up." Abigail Says
"Oh, no she didn't not today, Margaret Not today!"
Kim Says As she storms out
ANGER MAGIC NAIL SALON
Milton Drops from the vents, he's covered in ice then the nail tech and customer screams as well as Milton.
MALL COURT YARD
"Whoa! In two minutes we're turning this place into a parking lot." Mr, Tuner Says
WASABI DOJO
"I'm going out there" Jerry Says
"Jerry don't" Abigail Says
"No Abigail I have to, I'll be back", Jerry Walks out the door to face the crowd, "All right, I've got some demands, people. All right, now we're gonna need a big bag of cheeseburgers, Some fries, some juice boxes and... And throw in some of those glow-in-the-dark straws. Yeah, they make drinking fun, you know"
"Your demands stink." He Says
"Yeah! I wasn't finished, Ugh. And uh... and I'm also gonna need. a couple of helicopters flown by supermodels." Jerry Says
Jack, Abigail and Eddie Shakes their heads
"Now those are some demands!" He Says
"Whoo! All right. Thank you, thank you. Yeah. Now who's with me? Wasabi! Wasabi!" Jerry Says
"Yeah, Wasabi! Wasabi! Yeah, Wasabi!" The Crowd Chants
"Where's Arthur?" Mr.Turner Says
"Wasabi! Wasabi!"
Meanwhile Arthur climbs into the construction vehicle, "Heh heh." Arthur Says
Back In the Courtyard, Margaret is preparing for her cover on the story, but in the background Arthur lowers the wrecking ball.
"Margaret bork bringing you another exclusive story. Behind me is the scene of a tense downtown stand-off." She Says
"Margaret get out the way!" Kim Says
"I'm on the air, Kim."
Arthur Swings the wrecking ball around, the camera man bolts out of there. Margaret turns around and is about to get hit with the wrecking ball.
"Aah!" Margaret Yells Then Kim Steps in and saves her from the wrecking ball.
WASABI DOJO
"Yo, Arthur's lost it, you guys a few more swings and this dojo's history."
"What are we gonna do?" Abigail Says
"I got this." Jack Says
MALL COURT YARD
Jack Leaves the dojo and he jumps onto a table, Arthur swings the wrecking ball near Jack then he proceeds to jump on the wrecking ball.
"Probably not my best idea.", Jack jumps off the ball and lands on the roof of the vehicle, "What's up, Arthur"
"Jack, you're too late" Arthur Says
"I don't think I am, You can't do anything without the keys." Arthur Says
He Dangles the keys and leaves the vehicle, but Jack jumps off and kicks the keys out of Arthur's hands.
Arthur throws a few punches and kicks at Jack but he of course dodges them. Arthur grabs a long piece of wood and tries to hit Jack with them, Jack dodges it again.
"Say goodbye to your dojo, Jack." Arthur Says
Jack Looks Over at the wrecking ball which is about to hit the dojo, Arthur hits Jack with the wood but Jack catches it then breaks it sending Arthur down, then Jack turns off the machine. Inside the dojo Rudy, Eddie, Abigail and Jerry are scared, the wrecking ball touches the dojo but doesn't do any harm and it stops moving.
"Yes!" Jack Says
Eddie, Jerry, Abigail and Rudy are relieved that the dojo and themselves are okay, Everyone outside is cheering.
"I'm live on the scene here at the Bobby Wasabi dojo. We have an eyewitness to the action... Our own head reporter Margaret bork. Margaret, in your own words, Would you tell us what you saw?" Kim Says
"So big, so round, so coming at me coming at me." Margaret Says As She Twitches a little then walks away still twitching
"Well said, Margaret. There you have it, folks. I'm Kim Crawford and I have a feeling, y'all will be seeing a lot more of me." Kim Says
WASABI DOJO
"Is everyone okay in here?" Mr.Turner Asks
"Look, Turner, you win, all right? Just go ahead and take your dojo back. Put up your parking lot. But you know what we're proud. And we will hold our heads high.", Then His Chains fall off, "Really? Hands over the head... that's all it took." Rudy Says
Jack and Arthur Enters the Dojo
"I think this belongs to you." Jack Says
"Arthur, how could you do something like this? I've given you everything." Mr.Tuner Says
"Maybe that's the problem." Rudy Says
"What do you mean?" Mr.Turner Says
"Well, this dojo might not be much, But it's built on the principles of discipline and respect, A couple of things Arthur obviously doesn't have." Rudy Says
"Blah blah blah. Look, can we just knock down their little dump now, dad" Arthur Says
"No He's right I'm sorry, Rudy. Your dojo can stay."Mr.Tuner Says
"Yes! Yes! Whoo!" They All Say Hugging
"Arthur, get in the car you're grounded." Mr.Tuner Says
"Grounded? What does that even mean" Arthur Says
"I think you're about to find out. Bye-bye, Arthur." Jack Says Then Mr.Turner and Arthur leaves
"Jack, what you did was incredible." Rudy Says
"It wasn't just me, We all did it.", They All Put their arms around each other's shoulders, "Wait a minute. Has anyone seen Milton?" Jack Says
ANGER MAGIC SALON
Milton is sitting in chair as he is getting a manicure & pedicure.
"Tina, you are so much better off without him. You know what I say? Change the locks, Make yourself a nice bubble bath. And, girl, get your cry on, Ow ow. Take it easy." Milton Says
RUDY'S OFFICE
There's a Knock at Rudy's door, "who's there?" Rudy Says As Evacutron makes her way into the office
"Evacutron?" Rudy Says
"I've come back to see you, Rudy." Evacutron Says
"What do you want?" Rudy Asks As She Opens up the toilet seat
"You know what I want." Evacutron Says
"But I just went minutes ago." Rudy Says
"What? You've cheated on me? How could you, Rudy?" Evacutron Says
"I never thought I would see you again." Rudy Says
"Well, now you won't!" Evacutron Says Then She leaves
"No It was just a porta-potty, She meant nothing to me." Rudy Says