An: so i'm gonna skip with Joeys fan mail because i don't know how to change it. Sorry!' :(
Gabby, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe are at central perk.
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
Ross: Hey guys.
All: Hey.
Gabriella: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?
Ross: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
Chandler: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
[Rob enters]
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.
[Everyone laughs]
Phoebe: I know, I know. [to Rob] Hello.
Rob: Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen.
Phoebe: Hi Rob Dohnen.
Rob: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
Phoebe: Oh, wow.
Rob: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?
Phoebe: Oh, I would love to have kids. . . you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.
...
Gabby walks into chandler and joeys apartment and hear them laughing
Gabriella: Hey i got chinese food
Joey: I love you (takes the food and kiss me)
Chandler: Thank you Gabby
...
Gabby, Chandler, Monica and Rachel are at the libary where phoebe is going to sing for the kids..
[Phoebe pulls out her guitar]
Kids: Ooohhh.
Phoebe: I know.
A min later
Phoebe: OK, alrighty, let's play some tunes. Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe
All: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing]
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
...
Library. Phoebe is singing
Phoebe: [singing] There'll be times when you get older
when you'll want to sleep with people
just to make them like you. . .
But don't.
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Monica: Excellent!
Chandler: Very informative!
Gabriella: Not at all inappropriate!
Phoebe: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
...
Library. Ross show up with a MonkeyShine Beer poster.
Ross: Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.
Rachel: Well, so what're you gonna do?
Ross: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
Chandler: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
Phoebe: OK, hi again.
All: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
[singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nooowww, chickens!
...
Central Perk. The whole gang is there.
Ross: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
Rachel: You're kidding.
Joey: This is amazing.
Ross: I know.
Joey: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.
Phoebe: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
Rachel: OK.
[little kid enters]
Kid: Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?
Phoebe: Um, yeah I guess that's me.
Kid: [shouting out the door] She's here.
[a rush of kids enter]
Phoebe: [singing] Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
...
The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.
Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?
Security Guard: C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Ross: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Security Guard: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
Ross: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
Security Guard: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.
Monica: Ross, there he is.
Ross: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Gabriella and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
...
The next time at the movie set.
Security Guard: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Joey: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Ross: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]
Joey: Woah, dude, burn.
Ross: I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
Trainer: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
Rachel: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
Trainer: In human terms, I'd say Cybill Shepard.
All: Woah.
Chander: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.
Director's Assistant: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?
Joey: Uh, excuse me. Jerry is the director, which one's he?
Director's Assistant: The one in the director's chair.
Joey: Gotcha. Phoebs, walk with me.
...
(Monica, Gabby and Rachel walking through the set)
Monica: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Rachel: What what what what?
Monica: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
Gabriella: Ya think?
Monica: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you guys see Time Cop?
Rachel and Gabriella: No
Gabriella: Was he any good in it?
Monica: He like, totally changed time.
Gabriella: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
Monia: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Monica: He could hear me.
Rachel: OK, I'm doin' it for ya.
Monica: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
...
Monica: So what'd he say?
Rachel: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
Monica: Well, thanks anyway.
Rachel: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.
Monica: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
...
Central Perk. Ross, Gabby, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.
Chandler: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
Phoebe: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
[Joey enters]
Joey: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.
Ross: What happened?
Joey: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.
Ross: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
Phoebe: [sees Marcel at the window] Oh my God.
Ross: What?
...
City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.
Ross: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.
[Marcel is driven off in a limo]
Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
Chandler: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Phoebe: About 20 minutes.
AN: Hope you like this chapter next one will be the promvideo. I hope your exited!!
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