Y/N: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shut down.
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Thyme: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Kavin: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Thyme: They're not.
Kavin: Haha, very funny.
Thyme: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Kavin: No... what happened?
Thyme: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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Y/N, texting: Answer your phone
Gorya, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Y/N: Understood
Y/N, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Gorya.
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Ren: So what's the plan?
Y/N: I don't know. You're smart, *points at Thyme* he's mean, come up with something.
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Y/N: How do you make people fall in love with you?
Ren: Spend time with them?
Kavin: Buy them chocolate and roses!
MJ: Challenge them to a duel.
Thyme: Kidnapping.
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MJ: Fun Christmas idea: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Kavin: Mistlefoe™
Y/N: Someone's halls are getting DECKED.
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Y/N: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Y/N: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Thyme: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Y/N: I can't believe you've done this.....
Kaning: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Y/N, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Y/N: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Thyme: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Thyme, right after Y/N leaves the room: I miss them already.
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MJ: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Y/N's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Mira: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Y/N: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Mira: Th-that's not how that works-
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Y/N: What would Ren think?
Kavin: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?
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Y/N: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Thyme: Burn the house down.
Y/N: And what did you do?
Thyme: I made dinner.
Y/N:
Thyme:
Y/N:
Thyme: And burnt the house down.
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Ren: Kavin, I know you love Y/N. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Ren: But I think they might be a fcking idiot.
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Thyme: H-how do you ask someone out?
MJ: Well, first-
Y/N: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Thyme: ...And you said yes?
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Gorya: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Y/M: For the dogs.
Gorya: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Y/N: They don't know how.
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Gorya: What’s your biggest fear?
Thyme: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Kavin: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
MJ: Zombies.
Thyme: ...
Kavin: ...
MJ: BUT they can open doors.
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Y/N: Candles are how we keep fires as pets!
Kavin: This is unnecessarily adorable.
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Kavin: Can I have your number?
Kaning, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
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Y/N: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Ren: A pet WHAT?!
MJ: William Snakespeare.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
MJ, with Y/N and Kavin behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
MJ: Oh, my God— What the fck!?
Police: Wha-
MJ: THYME FCKING FELL OFF!
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Y/N: You’re jealous.
Thyme: Jealous?
Y/N: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Thyme: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
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Gorya: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB IDIOT!
Y/N: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Y/N, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
MJ: Kavin's in the kitchen.
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Gorya: Not everything is about you.
Thyme: That's fcked up and I refuse to believe it.
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Y/N: I hope nobody is evil
Hana: >:)
Y/N: Oh no.
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Kavin: Shh, here comes Gorya!
MJ: Quick, Ren, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Ren: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
MJ: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
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Y/N: What’s something you guys are better than Thyme at?
MJ: Mario Kart.
Kavin: Yeah, video games.
Ren: Emotional vulnerability.
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Ren: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Y/N: I just wanna fcking marry Thyme!!
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Glakao: If you water water, it grows.
Gorya: ...What.
Y/N: He's got a point.
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Kavin: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Y/N periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Kavin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Y/N: How would you like your coffee?
Ren: As dark as my soul.
Y/N: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!