Jr: Time to catch a Flight
Old Man: What are you talking about
Jr: This video
The video starts with the "FASTEN THE FRICKIN' SEAT BELTS" sign dinging on.
Nezu: How rude
Jr: People sometimes are Dumbasses to do the simplest things, even Smart Decisions in Horror Movies situations and what not
In the Boeing 787 Dreamliner-style Cabin, it was filled with Clantarians.
Jr: Wait, this is the wrong Version
Denki: Why do we keep on watching YOUR People in his?!
Jr: I swear, it is not intentional!
Nezu: I can see that they are all wearing what your Biological Children wear, besides the fact that there are noticeable differences, especially the lower halfs since three of your Children don't wear any lower halfs
Huey: It's a Fashion choice
Clantarian Pilot: My Brothers! Mind to fasten your Seatbelts on thing. It should be obvious to do so, so why question it since we're gonna land soon. Thank you for flying with us, today, on Clantarian Airlines! We hope you enjoyed your Flight!
Both the Clantarian Pilots were wearing their Clantarian Uniforms, but their Armbands are blue with a yellow smiley face with white wings. The screen zooms out of the plane to reveal a Delta Airlines-style Lockheed L-1011 TriStar, as well as the title of the video, "Turbulence."
Mei: What an odd looking Plane you made
Jr: No, seriously, you people made it
Sero: What do you mean "We made it"
Della: It's in the 1970's, where Wide-Body Aircrafts were becoming a thing from the Long and Narrow-Body Aircrafts, and the crisis of high fuel prices affecting all Airlines. Trijets, it's what these Three-Engined Planes are, were created to help reduce high cost of engine maintenance and improve long travels from the iconic and highly profitable Jumbo Jet, the Boeing 747, and create the spread of Wide-Body Aircrafts. This is Lockheed's first and only attempt of creating a Commercial Airliner, but failed due to their Engines, from Rolls Royce, causing a 2 year delay due to teething problems, the pretty good advance Auto-Landing System, and being more expensive than the more dangerous, but cheaper, Wide-Spread Rival, the McDonnell Douglas DC-10
Deku: DC-10? Why is it dangerous
Della: The rush design to beat the L-1011 in the Market Industry, but it is cheaper and more in used since the L-1011 only had a handful of Airlines that bought it. The only difference between the two is that the L-1011 has an S-Duct for the Tail Engine while the DC-10 has a Straight-Through intake for the Tail Engine, which kinda has an effect on the pitching, but more quick and easier to engineer than the complicated intake. Delta Airlines was the highest Operator to operate the L-1011 in their Fleet, before all of these L-1011 became a Stargazer, which shoots rockets underneath it for important stuff
Mahoro: What about the DC-10?
Della: Kinda replaced by the more advanced version, the MD-11, but either way, all Trijets are no longer flying, except some being used in Military, Fire Fighting, Cargo Companies like FedEx, the Orbis Flying Eye Hospital, even Zero-G
Jr: Due to the rise of more advanced Twin Engine Planes, larger Planes helped the Cargo Industry very well than the Airline Industry, which is a damn shame for the Airline Companies spending so much effort on their Projects
The L-1011 was then approached by a Military-Green Boeing 767 called the "Screaming Eagles."
Soldier Pilot: SCREAMING EAGLES
The Plane was piloted by TF2 Soldiers.
Clantarian Pilot: WHAT?! SOLDIER?!
President Mic: WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?! FIRST, A PLANE PILOTED BY CLANTARIANS, NOW, A PLANE PILOTED BY SOLDIERS
Soldier Co-Pilot: Yeah
Clantarian Pilot: GET OUT OF HERE! GUESS WHO'S LANDING FIRST
Soldier Pilot: Mine! You can have this, when you pry it from my cold dead hands
Soldier Co-Pilot: Yeah
Clantarian Flight Engineer:
The Humanoid turned to his Duck Bretherens and all three both nodded. The Clantarian Duck Flight Engineer then activate something as the Trijet's GEnx Engines then create a backfire, increased the speed of the L-1011.
Overhaul: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Dewey/Clantarian Pilot, Co-Pilot, and Flight Engineer: SPEED
The two Planes were heading towards a storm as a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy was ahead of them. Inside was Btoons' TF2 Deku, 40K Deku, and all of Himselves from his Multiversal Travels onboard.
Btoons' TF2 Deku and 40K Deku: O say does that star-spangled-
Jr: *...I should've known...*
Clantarian Flight Engineer: Hello
They were interrupted by the Clantarian Pilots.
Clantarian Pilot: Which do you think is better, being Cocky or Showing Off
40K Deku: Oh you...
Btoons' TF2 Deku: How rude
The Soldier Pilots also intercepted.
Soldier Pilot: Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle, look it up
Soldier Co-Pilot: Yeah
Aizawa: Is that his only line
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Dude, I'm all American, Baby
40K Deku: Why did he snark us like Commies?!
Btoons' TF2 Deku: I'm landing first, you two just wait it out because I have a buttload of MEs on Vacation
Btoons' TF2 Deku puts the throttle at max.
Clantarian Pilot: Too slow, Yankees-
There was now a lightning storm outside
Clantarian Co-Pilot: Don't you dare recreate Delta 191
Saitama: Delta 191?
A plane then decloacked next to the L-1011 to reveal the most bizarre Plane design with no roof for the Cabin section, and it was piloted by Mei Hatumes.
Mei: Hi, Me
Everyone: Oh no
Mei Hatsume Pilot: Hi
Clantarian Co-Pilot: What the fuck!
Mei Hatsume Pilot: I hope you Cuties have a nice trip, because my Baby will be the best
All the other Mei Hatsumes on the Open-Aired Cabin laughed and waved at the Clantarian Passengers, who all booed and one gave the middle finger.
Clantarian Passenger: Is THAT what you call a Baby? Then why do you have a lot that didn't go pass your Birth Control
Clantarian Passengers: OH/OOH
Mei: What...but-
Olley: No buts
40K Deku: Who should we fire at first?
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Let's deal with the Soldiers first, we'll have our "Real Fun" with the Clantarians
40K Deku: Sounds good to me, Me
Popping on top of the C-5 Galaxy were a bunch of Dekus, holding M134 Miniguns, started firing at the Screaming Eagles.
Kota: Damn
Louie: In Reality, that Plane would disintegrate
The Soldier, on top, got scared by the firing and went back inside where two Soldiers were calculating their chance of victory.
Sgt. Soldier: If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
Soldier: Since who said that?
The computer shows that the Solders have a 97.8% Chance of Victory.
Sgt. Soldier: We must fight!
Soldiers: Sir, yes Sir!
Sgt. Soldier: ATTACK
Nine: WITH WHAT
Sgt. Soldier then burst in the Cockpit.
Sgt. Soldier: ATTACK
Soldier Pilot: Roger that!
The abomination excuse of a Plane slams into the L-1011.
Melissa: THOSE PLANES WOULD EXPLODE ON IMPACT
Clantarian Pilot and Co-Pilot: SHIT/JESUS CHRIST
Mei Hatsume's Plane slams into the Clantarian Airliner again.
Mei Hatsume Pilot: What did you Cuties said what my Babies are?!
The Clantarian Pilot managed to dodge his Plane from Mei's as she laughs and turns the yoke as the L-1011 managed to turn around from its maneuver. The Screaming Eagles then flew above the C-5 Galaxy.
40K Deku: OH YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS
The Soldiers were now about to drop a bomb on the C-5 Galaxy.
Sgt. Soldier: PUSH, PUSH LIKE YOU MEAN IT
All Might: THEY'RE GONNA BOMB THEM WHILE IN THE AIR
The bomb was dropped as Kid Deku shields his face. He then opened his eyes to reveal that Btoons' TF2 Deku holding the bomb. All the Dekus cheered for their Bro.
Kid Deku: VERY GOOD
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Trying to Bomb me, are you?
Sgt. Soldier: Dammit!
Btoons' TF2 Deku threw the bomb, but it accidentally landed on the wing.
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Whoops
Scottish Deku: YA' BLEEDIN' IDIOTS
Soviet Deku: The burning you feel?
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Yeah...
Soviet Deku: It is shame!
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Sorry
The bomb explodes the C-5 Galaxy.
Deku then explodes multiple times.
Jr: I'M SORRY BROTHER, FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE! I DIDN'T INTENDED THIS
Clantarian Pilot:
The Clantarian Pilot violently rolls the L-1011 to avoid the burning Plane. All the Clantarians inside were tossed around inside.
Eri: THEY DIDN'T PUT THEIR SEATBELTS ON?!
40K Deku was flying in the air.
40K Deku: See ya on the ground, Cobra!
He was then hit on the right wing of the L-1011.
40K Deku: Wow
Bakuhoe: *Lucky Bastard*
The L-1011 leveled out.
Clantarian Flight Engineer: WATCH IT
The Clantarian Pilot was then surprised on what's ahead of him.
Clantarian Pilot:
Mei Hatsume Pilot: RESPECT MY BABIES
Ingenium: SHE'S GONNA RAM THEM
Toga: CRAZY BITCH
The Clantarian Pilot immediately goes into a nose dive. The Mei Hatsume Pilot did the same, blocking their way as the yoke shakes as well as the warnings rang.
Clantarian Pilot: GET OUT OF THE WAY
Mei Hatsume Pilot: My Baby will not
Monoma/Clantarian Co-Pilot: SHE'VE LOST HER MIND
Back on the wing, 40K Deku puts on his jetpack and flew towards the rear door of the Plane. The Clantarian Flight Attendant was then surprised by 40K Deku.
Clantarian Flight Attendant: OH SHIT
40K Deku: Hi
40K Deku then went to open the door while the Clantarian Flight Attendant tries to hold it closed, but sadly failed as all the Clantarian Passengers onboard were sucked.
Everyone: WHY ARE THEY ALL STILL NOT STRAPPED IN
40K Deku smiles as the Clantarian Pilot puts the throttle at max to gain speed ahead of Mei Hatsume's Plane and pulls out.
David: HOW DID THE PLANE NOT FALL APART FROM THAT
Clantarian Pilot: (Impersonates Stroheim) YOU UTTER FOOL! CLANTARIAN SCIENCE IS DER GREATEST IN ZA OMNIVERSE
Mei Hatsume Pilot: MEI HATSUME BABIES ARE FAR GREATER THAN ANYONE'S! WATCH
As she pulls her Plane up, the wings broke off and fell down.
Clantarian Pilot:
Mei Hatsume Co-Pilot: YOU IMBECILE, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
Mei Hatsume Pilot:...my Baby...
Mei Hatsume's Plane explodes on the ground as the L-1011 was above the trees.
Mei explodes multiple times.
Jr: (Impersonates Joseph Joestar) WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH
Clantarian Pilot, Co-Pilot, and Flight Engineer: (Impersonates SpyCakes) WE DID IT
The three triple high five eachother. On the Screaming Eagles, Sgt. Soldier was drinking coffee.
Sgt. Soldier: Ahh
Soldier Pilot: Incoming!
Sgt. Soldier: Ah. (Drops cup) YOU
Clantarian Co-Pilot: Hello
Clantarian Flight Engineer: Thought we're dead?
Soldier Co-Pilot: Aw
Sgt. Soldier: Dammit Boys
Clantarian Pilot: What should we do now...?
The Clantarian Pilot was then shot in the head.
Clantarian Flight Engineer: (Impersonates Jack Baker) WHAT THE-
The Clantarian Flight Engineer was then killed with a headshot.
Clantarian Co-Pilot:
The Clantarian Co-Pilot was also shot down as it reveals to be 40K Deku, holding on both of the yokes to keep the L-1011 stable.
40K Deku: Hello, Soldier
Soldier Co-Pilot: OOH
Everyone/Sgt. Soldier: SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD
40K Deku: If I'm not mistaken, you're the ones that blew my Plane up, are ya?
Soldier Co-Pilot: Yeah
Sgt. Soldier: Affirmative
40K Deku: How about an Eye for an Eye
Soldier Pilot: Okay
Sgt. Soldier: No!
40K Deku tossed the dead Pilot's body off and puts on the dead Pilot's Peaked Cap, even though it's kinda small on him.
40K Deku: For a Species being a size of a Human Child, they do make things convenient making it almost an Average Human-Size
40K Deku found the thing that makes the L-1011 go faster in the Flight Engineer's Station.
40K Deku: And who hears about an Airliner with Nitro Boost, besides Main Planes during WW2
The L-1011's Engines ignited the backfire, going faster once more as the Soldiers now have a 1.7% Chance of Victory.
Soldier: We've failed, Men
Soldiers: Aw...
Sgt. Soldier: Negatory! You call that a lost?! I've crapped bigger losses than that! Operation: Soaring Eagle!
Soldier: No
Sgt. Soldier: THAT IS AN ORDER
Solder: (Sighs) Here we go
Soldier then presses a button, which activates rockets, blowing off the tail and insanely gained speed.
Mineta: WHAT THE HELL
Sgt. Soldier then takes the controls, but 40K Deku has other plans.
40K Deku: Going somewhere?
40K Deku then slams the L-1011 down on the 767 towards the ground.
40K Deku: Say "Hello" to Cobra, for me
Sgt. Soldier: I HATE YOU
Both Planes blew up on the ground as Sgt. Soldier's head flopped around.
Sgt. Soldier: Perfect landing
Hawks: HE'S ALIVE?!
Btoons' TF2 Deku then lands infront of Sgt. Soldier's head.
Btoons' TF2 Deku: Heyo, told ya I'll land first
Btoons' TF2 Deku then flew away.
Sgt. Soldier: God Speed, you Magnificent Bastard!
The video ends
Jr: Umm...how was the reaction?
Mina: This is so crazy
Dewey: I don't know who would really landed, but the Cobra would most likely would if he wants to
Olley: He just likes to Toy with his Prey, which is what we are to him
Btoons' TF2 Deku: I wouldn't really call you Prey. If I did, you've would've had it worse
He then teleports away.
Me: What's your favorite Airline, mine's is Pan Am, TWA
Jr: Aren't those Bankrupted Airlines, even though Pan Am is demoted to a Railway
Me: Yeah