it was a super funky shined day when i joined the teenage mutant ninja turd squADz.
i was just walkin to school the other day when this random chick was all like "yo, djskxkckckckajnc for the aocjkxkdksvkkc"
and i didn't know exactly what to say to this weed crack head gurl so i was like "um..i have to go poop" to avoid all awkwardness
like, wouldn't you have done the same thing?!?!?!!!!!!111!!???//
so i tried to fart to make her believe me. "see, i told you i had to poop. i have constipation and it's finally coming out"
she just looked at me like she just saw me stuff two kittens in my mouth and swallow them whole.
then she started screaming shit @ the sky.
and she looks at me like im the freak?!? unbeliwbale
omg i see a freaking beetle walking up my thigh gotta go can't be late fo schools