Carrie: The waiter could literally kill me and I would still tip 20%
Samara: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
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Carrie: The waiter could literally kill me and I would still tip 20%
Samara: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.