can we just appreciate how adorable she is ok
12/11/2014, 10:43am
lauren; hey gordon
michael; i fucking hate it when people call me by my middle name call me fucking michael
lauren; hey fucking michael
michael; you're such a kid, how old are you
lauren; i'm 19
michael; ok, what r u doing now
lauren; i just woke up
michael; what are you doing today?
lauren; not much
michael; aren't you going to the salon or something to get your nails done or some shit? isn't that what typical teenage girls do?
lauren; well michael gordon, i am not a typical teenage girl.