legendaryhair: ehem
legendaryhair: lia, may we text privately?
liagrande: sure!
legendaryhair: okay so I have something to ask you-
(evilmaknae logged on)
evilmaknae: COME ON SEXY BACK-
(tomboy logged on)
tomboy: she's had one too many chocolate liquors-
(tomboy and evilmaknae logged off)
liagrande: so um yeah what do you wanna ask me?
legendaryhair: so I was just wondering, as you do, and I thought, well, if we could get marr-
(cherryeong logged on)
cherryeong: FIRE FIRE EVERYONE FIRE
(cherryeong @all members)
cherryeong: GUYS THERE'S A FIRE!!!
liagrande: OH MY GOD WHERE?!?!?!
cherryeong: IN THE LIVING ROOM
liagrande: CHAERYEONG FOR THE LOVE OF JIHYO THERE'S A FIRE ON THE TV
cherryeong: BUT IT'S IN CANADA!!
liagrande: BUT ITS NOT HERE!
cherryeong: I NEVER SAID IT WAS!!!
legendaryhair: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
(evilmaknae logged on)
legendaryhair: so I was gonna say-
evilmaknae: Lia I love you
liagrande: ...
liagrande: ok
liagrande: I love lasagna
liagrande: you don't hear me talking about how much I love lasagna
(RECOGNISE THIS??? DO YA???? DO YA????)
evilmaknae: I WANT A PUPPY
liagrande: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(cherryeong muted liagrande)
legendaryhair: OH FOR FUCKING FUCKS FUCKY FUCK SAKE FUCK FUCK
cherryeong: SHE WAS GONNA KEEP GOING
cherryeong: PLUS SHE'S A HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE FIRES IN CANADA
legendaryhair: SOMEBODY KILL ME SERIOUSLY
evilmaknae: wait really?
evilmaknae: you're giving us permission???
evilmaknae: for real?????
legendaryhair: OF COURSE NOT YOU ANNOYING SHIT
(legendaryhair unmuted liagrande)
legendaryhair: NOW WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE LET ME DO THE THING I'VE WANTED TO DO EVER SINCE I LAID EYES OF LIA
tomboy: DON'T LIE I KNOW YOU'VE HAD SEX
legendaryhair: SOMETHING ELSE JESUS NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX YA KNOW!!
cherryeong: yeah but let's be honest, the majority of stuff is
liagrande: OH MY GOD YEJI
legendaryhair: yeah...
liagrande: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO ASK ME TO FUCKING MARRY YOU
liagrande: ON THE FUCKING GROUPCHAT?!?!
legendaryhair: no...
liagrande: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!!!
liagrande: THAT IS SO
liagrande: UNBELIEVABLY
tomboy: oh shit
liagrande: SWEET!!!
evilmaknae: run whilst you ca- wait what
cherryeong: wut now
evilmaknae: SWEET? pathetic if you ask me
cherryeong: yes but nobody did
evilmaknae: suck a di-
(cherryeong muted evilmaknae)
liagrande: it's sweet because she wanted to do this for ages but she was too shy!!
legendaryhair: yes yes that's it it is totally NOT because I'm wimpish nope shy shy
tomboy: not shy not me
cherryeong: EEETTTSEYYYYYYYY-
(liagrande muted evilmaknae and cherryeong)
liagrande: now, just before I say yes...
liagrande: where's my ring?
legendaryhair: okie gimme one sec...
(legendaryhair logged off)
liagrande: AHHHHHHHHHHHH 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😄😄😄🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
(legendaryhair logged on)
legendaryhair: here you go!!
liagrande: ITS A FUCKING HULA HOOP
legendaryhair: nom
liagrande: YOU JUST ATE MY RING!!
legendaryhair: oh no that's not the ring I just thought it would be funny haha
liagrande: 😒
legendaryhair: here it is...
liagrande: THAT'S A MONSTER MUNCH
legendaryhair: tee hee hee
liagrande: OKAY I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WHERE IS THE REAL RING STOP GIVING ME CRISPS!!!
legendaryhair: okayyyyy....
legendaryhair: here
liagrande: when I said STOP GIVING ME CRISPS that didn't mean I wanted biscuits!!!!!
legendaryhair: oh come ON party rings are the BEST
liagrande: HWANG YEJI
legendaryhair: FINE FINE
legendaryhair: here ;)
liagrande: CUCUMBER?
liagrande: A PLATE FULL OF SLICES OF CUCUMBER?!?!?!
legendaryhair: yes ;)
liagrande: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY???
liagrande: YOU KNOW I HATE GREEN VEGETABLES!!!
liagrande: ESPECIALLY CUCUMBER!!!
legendaryhair: that's veggie-ist
legendaryhair: just eat it
liagrande: IT TASTES LIKE ELECTRICITY
legendaryhair: you sound "shocked"
liagrande: YEJI YOU LITTLE FUCK I AM THIS CLOSE TO RIPPING YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OFF-
legendaryhair: FINE IF YOU DON'T WANNA EAT THE CUCUMBER IT MAKES IT LESS DANGEROUS AND STRESSFUL FOR ME
legendaryhair: JUST LOOK THROUGH IT OKAY
liagrande: I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK THROUGH A BUNCH OF GREEN SLIMY-
legendaryhair: JUST DO IT
liagrande: this feels sooo romantic
liagrande: wait a minute...
liagrande: what's this shiny thing?
legendaryhair: 😏
liagrande: OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD
legendaryhair: so?
legendaryhair: what do you say?
liagrande: YESSSS OH MY GOD!!!!
legendaryhair: YAYYYY!!!
Look I'm sorry okay it had to be cucumber 🥒🤣