Thyme: Scary how fast someone can mean so much to you...
Ren: Scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone.
MJ: Scary how fast I switched my car insurance to Geico!
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Thyme: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Y/N: Yes. Absolutely.
Thyme: When?
Y/N: When you're right.
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Y/N: *on the phone* Hey Ren, do you know my blood type?
Ren: Of course, it's B-.
Y/N: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
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Kavin, looking at his watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Kavin: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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Gorya: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Y/N, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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MJ: Why does Y/N always do the laundry so loudly?
Kavin: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Y/N, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Gorya: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Y/N: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.
Gorya: I REFUSE.
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MJ: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Y/N: What the actual fck is wrong with you.
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Thyme: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Y/N: Oh, well now that’s not fair Thyme. Have you met all of them?
Thyme: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of jerks!
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Mira: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Y/N: Nat 20 Charmisma.
Mira: That is NOT how that works-
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Y/N: *yawns*
Kavin: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Y/N: Then you must be exhuasted.
MJ: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Y/N: Thyme you’re such a genius!
Thyme: Yes, I know.
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Kavin: Thanks for not telling Ren what happened.
Y/N, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Thyme, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Thyme: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Thyme: Th-
Thyme: The scary parts.
Thyme: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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MJ: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Ren: Do not do that.
MJ: You won’t even notice!
Y/N, entering: MJ, you wanted to see me again?
MJ: Ren's single
Ren:
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Y/N: You bought a taco?
Gorya: Yes.
Y/N: From the same truck that hit Thyme?!
Gorya, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.
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Y/N: Wake me up-
Kavin: Before you go go
MJ: When September ends
Thyme: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Tia: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Y/N: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Tia:
Tia: What?
Y/N: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Kavin: Hey, Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Y/N: Yeah.
Kavin: And you, Thyme?
Thyme: Umm... yes?
Kavin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Thyme: Did he just-
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Thyme: Shout out to my mother for making the most perfect kid ever.
Y/N: Tell your sibling I said congrats.
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MJ: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.
MJ: What is a villian without a hero? Successfull.
Kavin: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villians?
MJ: Yes.
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Glakao: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Y/N: The cow??
Glakao: What?
Gorya: Y/N, W H Y?
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Y/N: I desire moisture.
Ren: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Y/N: There's no way he likes me back.
Mira: MJ would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Y/N: MJ would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Y/N: Fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed.
Kavin: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury.
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Tia: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Y/N: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Thyme, deer!"
Tia: ...And what did Thyme do?
Y/N: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
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Ren: Why would you give a knife to Y/N?!
Thyme, shrugging: Y/N felt unsafe.
Ren: Now I feel unsafe!
Thyme: I’m sorry…
Thyme: Would you like a knife?
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MJ: When I was a kid, Ren told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Gorya: They are!
MJ: FOR REAL?
Gorya: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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Thyme: Did you bring MJ?
Kavin, gesturing to Ren: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Thyme: Ren? The next best thing would be Y/N.
Ren: I would be offended, but Y/N is freakishly strong.
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Y/N: I have issues.
MJ: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Y/N: With you.
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Kaning: One time I found a google doc on Y/N's computer with the title "list of dads that make other dads eat bugs.
Kaning: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc.
Kaning: it was completely blank except for the words "my dad".
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MJ: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Y/N: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Kavin's brain: Do you have your wallet?
Kavin, slapping his ass so hard that everyone in target can hear it: Yeah.
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*at a zoo*
Y/N: What are they in for?
Mira: Y/N, this isn't prison.
Y/N: So they can leave?
Mira: No, but-
Y/N, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.