MJ: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Kavin: Why are we so fcking awesome?
MJ: That's the best fcking question anybody's ever asked.
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Y/N: Gorya, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Gorya: Thyme, Y/N wants you to get out of the house.
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MJ: I'm on medication that can make me spacey as fck, which can be a problem when I'm driving. Like yesterday, for example, when Ren was trying to help me avoid a pothole.
Ren: "To the left."
MJ, mumbling: "Take it back now, y'all..."
MJ: And then I hit the pothole straight on.
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Y/N: *cooking*
Gorya: *kicks down door*
Gorya: *grabs knife from person Y/N's hand*
Gorya: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Y/N:
Y/N: What.
Kaning: She's trying to tell you she wants to cook.
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Kaning: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Thyme:
Thyme: I'm gonna tell her.
Y/N: Don't you dare.
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Kavin: That was so hot, Y/N.
Y/N: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Kavin: I'm so in love with you.
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Hana: But what about Y/N?
Gorya: Don't worry about them.
Gorya: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Kavin, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
MJ: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
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Gorya: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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Thyme: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/N: Sure!
Y/N: Whats your favorite color?
Thyme, laser fcking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Y/N: I wasn't that drunk.
Kaning: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Y/N: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Mira: Yes, I'm adopting Y/N and you cowards can't tell me no!
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Y/N: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Ren: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Y/N: Okay yeah thanks Ren, that's great but WHERE'S THE FCKING FIRST AID KIT?
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Kaning: Why don't murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries?
Y/N: Thanks for the tip.
Kaning: NO, this is not a tip, this is a JOKE.
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Gorya: Watcha got there..?
Glakao: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.
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Thyme: *pitches an idea*
Kavin, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Ren, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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MJ: Is this your plan B?
Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.
MJ: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Y/N: Yes, but I marry Kavin in plan M.
Kavin: I like plan M.
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Y/N: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Y/N: Oh no, where did it go?
Gorya: Y/N WHAT THE FCK?!
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Ren: Well, Y/N and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Ren: That's right... We kissed!
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Thyme: FCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEAR DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Thyme: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Y/N: Thyme just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Y/N: I just won Thyme Tantrum Bingo.
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Ren: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Y/N: We have three actually-
MJ: Pick your favorite.
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Hana: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Kaning: Weight loss? Drink water.
Gorya: Clear skin? Drink water.
Y/N: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Kavin: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Kavin, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
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Y/N: Seriously, Thyme, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Thyme: That’s not important
Y/N: I DISAGREE.
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*playing twister*
MJ: Right hand red.
Y/N: *ends up on top of Thyme*
Thyme: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
MJ: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Ren: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Kavin: All I drank was Redbull!
Ren: How many?
Kavin: Eighteen.
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*Everyone is giving advice to Name*
Ren: It's okay to ask for help.
Kavin: You're not a burden.
Thyme: Murder is okay.
MJ: Your feelings matter.
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Y/N: Why would anyone want to harm Thyme?
Gorya: Maybe because they met him?
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MJ, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Hana: How can I write a threatening email?
Gorya: To whom it WILL concern.
Y/N: NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU-
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Kavin: Ooh, somebody has a crush
MJ: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Y/N I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
MJ, very much awake: Uh oh.
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MJ: Can we go out to get icecream?
Kavin: Did you ask Y/N?
MJ: They said no.
Kavin: Then why did you ask me?
MJ: They're not the boss of you.
Kavin, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.