GROSS - HJP SOCIAL MEDIA AU

By loser-pxtter

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social media au of my book Gross! Willow and Harry hated each other at least they thought so... More

INTRODUCTION
OFF TO HOGWARTS
MONSTER HIGH DOLLS
REACTION PICS
THE LOVE POTION
HALLOWEEN
PAINTING NAILS
HILLOW SHIPPERS
IDIOT COUPLE
NERVES
WILLOW'S MYSTERY MAN
GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP, GIRLBOSS
MEAN
SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE
EXPOSED
DETENTION
DISOWNED
VICTORY
GWENOG JONES
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOYFRIEND
SUMMERTIME
NIGHTMARES AND POLAROIDS
DINNER AT THE DURSLEY'S
DRESS SHOPPING
WEDDING
HARRY'S BIRTHDAY
THE BURROW
WILLOW'S BIRTHDAY
GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
THEO x WILLOW
PARENTHOOD
COUPLES HALLOWEEN
THE LETTER
NEW ROMANCE
PUREBLOOD BALL
WHIPPED
GETTING HELP
ASTORIA GREENGRASS
EUPHORIA
VALENTINES DAY
WEASLEYS
ARGUMENT
CUTE BESTIES
THE HUFFLEPUFF
LITTLE MISS TEXTS THE WRONG PERSON
discontinued

REMUS LUPIN SIMPS

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@willowtree:

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liked by: harryjpotter, rweasley + 674 others

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tagged: @harryjpotter

@chochang: CUTEST MF COUPLE!!!!
@ceddiggory: I AGREE ☝️

@daphgreengrass: remember when all she would post was me and her...
@daphgreengrass: 🎶that should be me🎶
@harryjpotter: stay mad 🥰

@harryjpotter: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND
@harryjpotter: YOU ARE SO PRETTY
@harryjpotter: AWOOGA
@rweasley: SIMP

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hillow shippers

wills: can we talk about how hot professor lupin is
wills: like yes sir i'll get detention from you any day

harry: that's basically my dad that you're talking about

wills: so 🤨

theo: I AGREE
theo: I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME WHILE HES WEARING HIS CARDIGAN

blaise: what the fuck theo

harry: i think they forgot we are in this gc

wills: HES SO HOT

daph: professor lupin 😏😏😏😏

harry: STOP IT IM BEGGING

hermione: guys it's a little inappropriate to talk about our teachers this way

wills: you got to admit he's fit herman

hermione: well lying is a sin 🤭

harry: NOT YOU TOO HERMAN

ron: what's going on

daph: scroll up ronald

ron: oh yeah harry i agree remus is fit

harry:


wills: don't worry harry i won't leave you for your dad ❤️

theo: that's true love right there 🥺

wills: he's married so it would be a
waste of my time
wills: plus idk if he even likes women

harry: remus lupin is a bisexual king

daph: SO I HAVE A CHANCE?

wills: DAPHNE WHAT ABOUT KAYLA?

daph: i keep getting mixed signals from her
daph: like one minute we're scissoring then
the next she calls me one of her best mates

theo: LOL THATS SO UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU

blaise: theo the first time we hooked up you called it bros being bros afterwards

wills: HE DID WHAT????

harry: THEO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

theo: WILLOW YOU CANT TALK WHEN YOU WOKE UP AFTER YOU HOOKED UP WITH HARRY YOU TOLD US YOU GIRLBOSSED TOO HARD

wills:


harry: WILLOW

wills: im sorry i love youuuuuu 🥰🥰🥰

harry: i love you too 🙄❤️

daph: gross

theo: straight people make me sick 🤢

harry: I. AM. BISEXUAL.

ron: speak your truth king

wills: you think i would settle for a straight man?
wills: straight men don't wash their dicks...

ron: I WASH MY DICK

hermione: yeah after i told you i
wouldn't go down on you unless you wash it

wills: herman you naughty girl

hermione: 😈😈😈

daph: geek on the streets freak in the sheets

hermione: my 7th year quote 😏

wills: hermione i love you

hermione: ❤️

theo: ron and wills are the only straight people in this gc
theo: how embarrassing for them

wills: don't group me together with the ginger.

ron: at least my dad isn't a pureblood supremacist

wills: at least my dad can afford new uniforms for me every year

ron: well at least my dad loves me

wills: ...
wills: okay you win this time ron

daph: ronald look what you've done she's listening to daddy issues now

theo: BANGER SONG BANGER SONG BANGER SONG

wills:

hermione: ELITE TASTE IN MUSIC!!!!

ron: are you okay mione?

hermione: no ❤️

wills: HERMAN FAV MITSKI SONG

hermione: A BURNING HILL
hermione: WHATS YOURS?

wills: FIREWORKS
wills: FAVORITE PHOEBE BRIDGERS SONG

hermione: SAVIOR COMPLEX

wills: MINE IS GEORGIA

daph: great another gryffindor stealing
my best friend

wills: WHATS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TAYLOR SWIFT SONG?
wills: mine right now is miss americana and the heartbreak prince
wills: reminds me of me and harry 🥰

harry: the lucky one (taylor's version)
harry: i am so in love with you

hermione: fifteen (taylor's version)

theo: dress

blaise: cowboy like me

ron: betty

daph: willow

wills: fan behavior 🥱

daph:

harry: "when your fifteen and someone tells you they love you you're gonna believe them."
harry: hermione do you relate viktor krum to this?

wills: OUT OF POCKET

ron:

hermione: SHUT THE FUCK UP HARRY

harry:

wills:

theo:

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A/N: guys please comment some things i can use as my senior quote i want it to be funny

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