Spark: Well.. uh, I'm gonna do my standard romance warning that I do whenever there are strong traces of Romance in a story, but this time, if you don't like romance then you're going to want to skip this whole dare.
Trike: That's right fluffers this is a romance dare from @aazimahmed
Crystal: SHIP SHIP SHIP!
Spark: You realize that this dare includes you right?
Crystal: That's impossible, I don't have a love interest
Spark: What about Trace?
Crystal: *blush* Well that's different, we're just friends
Spark: Well you're still in the dare Crystal
Crystal: What were the exact words
Spark: The dare was "I dare everyone to kiss their crushes
Crystal: But I don't have a crush!
Spark: We're just going to use Trace for you
Crystal: Fine
Spark: EVERYONE GET IN HERE OR I'LL ARCHIVE POKEMON SWORD OR SHEILD
*everyone runs into the room*
Speed: I'm here
Flare: Me too, and it looks like sis is already here
Crystal: Yep
Spark: Okay guys, you're gonna hate me for this one
Black: Even more than we already do *gets some looks* What!?
Pearl: I'm sure it can't be worse than the Crystal dare, can it?
Spark: Depends on what your idea of bad is
Lazuli: Just tell us what it is
Spark: Everyone has to-
Crystal: Yes?
Spark: Everyone has to kiss their crush
Everyone: WHAT!?
Spark: Sunshine and Axel excluded
Speed: Well thank goodness for that
Lazuli: This is getting excessive
Crystal: I would celebrate, if I wasn't part of this dare as well
Speed: Wait she is?
Spark: Yes, we're using Trace
Speed: Those two have already started hanging out a lot after the last time he came over
Spark: Which is exactly why I chose him *whispers* Definitely not multiverse related reasons
Flare: It's not that I'm not okay with it, its that we have to do it *gulp* In front of other people
Spark: Yeah, I'm sorry about this
Lazuli: This isn't good, I don't usually kiss Speed in public, that's for behind closed doors
Leaf: Same reasoning as my sister
Spark: I understand, just do it one time
Leaf: A-alright
Silvia: Who?
Black: You better be, we all know who Pearl's crush is, don't we Pearl
Pearl: ...
Spark: Yes, because I'm great at analyzing I know who everyone's crush is and made a list: Speed's crush is Lazuli, Flare's crush is Leaf, Crystal's crush (sort of) is Trace, Black had a crush on Sylvia but now has a small one on Pearl-
Black: What! No!
Spark: Shut it Black, this is my show
Black: And what a horrible show it is
Spark: ANYWAY, Pearl's crush is Black, Lazuli's crush is Speed, Leaf's crush is Flare, and finally, something I don't ship but have to include, Sylvia's crush is Speed
Sylvia: Wait I get to- I mean have to, kiss Speed
Spark: Yes, unfortunately for Speed
Speed: Wait what, what have I said about this, dating or kissing Sylvia would be like dating or kissing Crystal
Crystal: Wait, is that why you rejected her? Because she's too much like me?!
Speed: Yes, because she reminds me of you too much, it would feel like dating a white and pink version of you
Crystal: Oh, yeah, that's understandable
Sylvia: Not to me!
Spark: Let's just get this over with, also you can either kiss each other right here or in the dare closet, as long as Trike hasn't cluttered it up again
Trike: Fluff you! That closet isn't messy *A faint "Pop!" can be heard from the dare closet* at least not now
Spark: Let's just get this dare over with
Speed: What do you think Lazuli, out here or in the closet, I mean it doesn't really matter, since they've probably got cameras all over this place
Spark: How dare you accuse me of stooping to Crystal's levels! (Crystal: Hey!)
Speed: Alright then, but if I see a video of me and Lazuli kissing pop up in my "recommended" tab on Mew Tube or someone sends one to me then we will have a serious talk
Trike: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Spark: I don't like the thoughts that could be going through Trike's head right now
Trike: No you would fluffing not
Lazuli: *has been thinking the entire time* The closet, but Spark, could you please keep an eye on Crystal
Spark: Of course
*Lazuli and Speed head into the closet*
*In the closet*
Speed: This gives me a sense of deja vu, what about you
Lazuli: You mean that time they made us play seven minutes in heaven, yeah, I clearly remember freezing Spark and Trike
Speed: Yeah, it was hard to get you out of your room after that
Lazuli: Yeah, let's just get this done *They kiss*
Speed: Never gets old, always makes me remember our first "kiss"
Lazuli: He, yeah, that ball must have seen the future or something
Speed: Lets go
*They exit the closet*
Spark: At least the readers saw it
Crystal: And how come you get mad when I break the fourth wall even though you do it so often
Spark: Because I am the owner of this work and you are not
Crystal: So?
Spark: So, you can't break the fourth wall but I can
Crystal: You don't tell me what to do, I'll continue to break the fourth wall as much as I want!
Spark: I- just stop, oh hello you two
Speed: *blushing* It's someone else's turn
Spark: Alright, next Speed and Sylvia
Speed: Don't I get a break!?
Spark: No
Sylvia: Come on *uses one of her ribbons to drag him to the closet*
Lazuli: I don't like this
Spark: If they're in there for more than five minutes we'll go in and get Speed out, okay?
Lazuli: Okay
*In the closet*
Speed: What was that about?
Sylvia: Well we've gotta get this done, right? *wink*
Speed: We could have done it out there, I don't mind kissing you out there since we're not in a relationship
Sylvia: Come on, let's just get this over with, it's obvious you don't like me
Speed: How many times do I have to say this, we're friends, but not anything else.
Sylvia: Alright then *kisses him* That wasn't too bad, was it?
Speed: It feels like cheating on Lazuli
Sylvia: Just be quiet
Speed: Fine *walks out of the closet* I'm done for the day *leaves the dare room*
Spark:Well he seems angry
Lazuli: Because of your stupid dare
Spark: Well you're in a nasty-
Lazuli: Don't even go there
Spark: Yes ma'am
Lazuli: Good *leaves the dare room*
Spark: Alright, does anyone want to go next- oh right I forgot to get Trace *teleports him in*
Trace: What am I doing here again?
Spark: We got another dare that we need you for, the dare was for everyone to kiss their crushes, and of all the boys around, Crystal hangs out with you the most
Trace: *Blush* O-okay, I suppose I can do that
Crystal: Hold on, I want to do this in front of Speed, could you /tp him up here
Spark: It sounds like you've been playing too much Minecraft
Crystal: So what if I have, just do it
Spark: Fine *teleports Speed in* What the-
Crystal: *Kisses Trace*
Speed: Really, you teleported me here for that? I knew it was gonna happen
Crystal: Aw, I forgot about that, Spark could you-
Spark: No, also, you can leave now if you want Trace
Trace: Thanks, yes please *gets teleported back to his lab*
Spark: Okay, only four left, Flare and Leaf, if you wouldn't mind going next
Flare: O-okay, lets go *heads to the closet*
Leaf: Thanks Flare *follows him*
*In the closet*
Leaf: I'm glad Spark gave us the option to do it here instead of in front of everyone
Flare: Yeah
Leaf: *kisses Flare* there we go, now we're done for the day
Flare: Yeah, let's go check on the garden
*They leave the closet*
Pearl: Where are you two going?
Flare: To the garden
Pearl: Okay, are the pecha berries ready?
Leaf: Yes, they are, do you need some
Pearl: Yeah, I was hoping to make some pie tonight
Flare: Sure, we'll pick some while we're working with the other plants
Pearl: Thanks
Crystal: I can't wait for pie
Spark: Why are you still here
Crystal: Do I even need to answer that
Spark: No, no you don't
Crystal: I thought so
Spark: Anyway, Pearl and Black, you two are the last ones
Pearl: Okay
Black: Fine
Pearl: *Kisses Black* *In mind* I've wanted to do that for a long time
Black: Alright, I'm off to my room *In mind* Why did that feel good *Heads to his room*
Pearl: I hope he doesn't hate me...
Crystal: You'll be fine
Pearl: I'm going to go make the pie
Crystal: Good, I can't wait
Spark: Alright Crystal, go, I need to do the wrap up
Crystal: Okay *Leaves but then transforms into water and silently slips under the door*
Flare and Leaf gathered Pecha berries for the pie, Pearl began cooking some Apple Curry for dinner, Speed and Lazuli watched Sunshine and Axel, Sylvia just hung around in the garden, Black read Warriors
Spark: Alright, this was a good dare, now we don't need any more dares where the characters just kiss so thank you for the dare. This dare totalled to around 1,500 words, I did say that a kiss dare would be shorter than others, didn't I? I need another dare to do soon because in order to do the only dare I currently have, I have to binge-watch at least one season of Beyblade on Banetteflix, so keep sending those truth and dares, and now the only thing left to say is-
Crystal: *solidifies* C'ya
Spark: So that's how she gets into locked rooms
Crystal: My secret has been revealed