The following part of this book has been written by fandomgirlx:
HEY! Welcome to the book. This is mine and xEnobariax's shared account! So follow us if you follow us on our other ones! Anyway! If you clicked this book you most likely are part of a fandom or have a fangirl disease. And I thought it would be interesting to show you all the diseases you can get if you are a fan girl.
The worst one is EFGDLOMG. It stands for Extreme Fangirl Disease Like Oh My God. Got that? Good. The symptoms of this disease is:
- stalking the stars of the movie adaption (if it has one) on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.
- Re reading the books a million times.
- Making book/film references and puns.
- Being overly obsessed with it.
- Writing to the author.
- Taking basically all the quizzes online.
If you have three of these symptons you are coming down with EFGDLOMG.
The weakest disease and the least effective on your life is TNF. TNF stands for The Normal Fan. People who have TNF don't talk about their fandoms all the time and it is pretty impossible to notice they are a fan because they won't go on about it. The only sympton is reading the second book in the series. That's it.
Now Enobaria will tell you about the two other diseases, and we will wrap up today's chapter.
xEnobariax wrote the following part of this book:
Hi! Welcome to our book and account!! We are being doctors and telling you about the four most common fangirl diseases!
So the fangirl disease that is stronger than TNF but weaker than the other two is called MONTM which stands for Mildly Obsessed Not Too Much. If you have this, you will have read all the books/watched all the films in your fandom but you won't talk about it. It's usually hard to notice you are a fan other than you quoting once in a while and the books being in your house. You have around 30-50% knowledge of your fandom.
Stronger than MONTM and TNF is the most common, PSYYLI which is Pretty Strong Yeag You Like It. You will have a crush on a book character and talk about it 50% of the time. Your friends will know of your love for your fandom but no-one else. You may watch a few videos of your fandom from time to time and know who the authors/directors are of each fandom off by heart. You should have 50-75% knowledge of your fandom.
So there you have it! The four fangirl diseases! Which one do you have? Comment below.