" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "
QUEENIE
i am the worst person to
ever exist oh my god.
CARA
in ur defence, u didn't know
he wasn't going to win
LOLA
in lando's defence, if u didn't
break up with him over ft right
before he was meant to start
the race, he probs would've
controlled his anger and won
QUEENIE
i feel like utter shit
CARA
tiny violin time 🎻
LOLA
i'm on cara's side for this, i've
not got much sympathy for u
LOLA
i've got a little tiny slither
set aside for u but thats it
QUEENIE
way to add salt to the wound
LOLA
we told you it was a stupid
decision you were making
QUEENIE
i had to do it tho
LOLA
you didn't
LOLA
but oh well
CARA
do you regret it?
QUEENIE
idk kind of
CARA
are u gonna fix it
QUEENIE
he hasnt answered any
of my texts since we got
off ft so i can't
LOLA
rightfully so
QUEENIE
why are u so mad
LOLA
bc u finally had someone who
wasn't a complete and total waste
of space and who made u happy
and u threw it away for a job that
doesn't even care about you enough
to allow you to have a private life
LOLA
just bc they pay you, doesn't mean
they have any rights over what you
do with your life outside of work
LOLA
it's pathetic
LOLA
how in the world would being in
a private relationship with a public
figure affect the way you treat clients??
QUEENIE
it was apparently affecting the way
the clients were seeing the firm
LOLA
how??
LOLA
you'd been at the firm for two weeks
longer than you'd been officially with
lando at that point
LOLA
and nobody knew about it
LOLA
i doubt some big client cares about
what a 21 year old trainee solicitor
is doing with their life
CARA
its nauseating how much i agree
with lola rn... i feel like a changed
woman
QUEENIE
well i can't go back in time
so no point lecturing me even
more about it
CARA
i am a child of divorce
QUEENIE
how about we not joke about
my break up just yet
LOLA
i'm so annoyed with u rn
LOLA
but if u need to cry about
it, i have mint choc chip
ice cream in my freezer...
QUEENIE
i'll be round in 15