Harry invited the rest of his friends over for New Year's eve. So Willow was currently in a corner gossiping with Theo and Daphne while Blaise and Hermione played wizards chess (Hermione gave up trying to beat Ron) while Harry and Ron played a video game on Harry's xbox.
"Harry we are leaving to go to our friends house now!" Sirius yells from downstairs.
"You guys have friends?" Harry yells back.
"Shut the fuck up!" Sirius yells. Harry just laughed in response as he heard the door slam shut. The teenagers immediately grinned at each other and Theo pulled out a small ziplock bag with muggle weed. Soon everyone besides Hermione because she wanted a sober person around was zooted.
"Listen if I went up to a random muggle and said I was Jesus then did some magic they would believe me." Theo says laughing as he laid in Blaise's lap.
"Who's Jesus?" Ron asks confused.
"Some hippie that muggles like." Willow responded grinning while she played with Harry's hair as he laid in her lap.
"He's part of a religion." Hermione corrects.
"What would you do if you convinced everyone you were Jesus?" Daphne asks laying upside down on Harry's bed.
Theo thought hard for a moment then said "Make them afraid of trees."
"Why?" Harry asks.
"Because trees are everywhere it would be funny." Theo says laughing. "Imagine a bunch of muggles being afraid of trees because of me!"
"You are a menace to society." Willow says smiling.
"A hot menace." Theo winks.
"Yeah." Blaise hums in agreement making everyone laugh.
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she forced me to get a spam to show her off anyways look how cute she is
tagged: @willowtree
@willowtree: i came up with the name 😎🙏
@theonott: haha cute now tell her to text me back
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@willowtree:
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the big question for the new year: who is willow's mystery man?
tagged: @daphgreengrass
@adrianpucey: whoever it is i'm jealous
↳ @cmclaggen: same brotha
@torigreengrass: wtf is up with daph's eyes?
↳ @daphgreengrass: the lighting is weird lmao
@nevlongbottom: holy shit
↳ @willowtree: what?
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*dm from nevlongbottom*
neville: you and harry are dating
willow: who's harry?
neville: okay jake gyllenhaal
neville: don't gaslight me
neville: i'll keep it a secret don't worry
willow: how tf did u find out dude?
neville: i painted that picture of the flowers in the back for him
willow: oh shit
willow: you are talented as shit man
neville: thank you
neville: and i promise i won't tell anyone
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we think we found out who willow's mystery man is and it's none other than the boy who lived @harryjpotter !!! the first picture was from a comment left on one of willow's instagram pictures and the second one was from another picture but the comment was later deleted. did we crack the code? let's see how the couple responds to these claims!
@willowtree: the first comment is literally a joke because we are potions partners and the second one is literally photoshopped lmao y'all reaching
@daphgreengrass: lmao why would willow even go for potter
↳ @theonott: fr they don't know we're sitting on a BAD BOY piece of fucking information
@harryjpotter: no just no
↳ @hogwartstea: 🤔🤔🤔
@rweasley: lol you guys are crazy if you think HARRY POTTER would date an accused death eaters daughter
↳ @hermionegranger: i get that he seems that stupid but he really isn't
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hillow shippers
wills: us after we gaslight the hogwarts tea page
wills:
ron: maybe we were jake gyllenhaal all along...
harry:
wills: oh btw neville found out but idc
wills: i would trust plant boy with my life
hermione: you are actually so nice why does everyone think your mean
daph: because she's mean to literally everyone until you get to know her the tiniest bit
theo: yeah her and neville were herbology partners last year so they're friends
wills: he's the only reason i passed my herbology OWL's
blaise: willow is like a hedgehog she has spikes but is super cute underneath
harry: AWWW YOU ARE A HEDGEHOG
harry: my hedgehog 🥰🥰🥰
wills: SHUT UP
wills: im scary and intimidating 😡
daph: cute lil hedgehog
wills:
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A/N: jake gyllenhaal gave me gaslighting lessons for this chapter 😝