Once more requested by @Crysla_Rose
I can't see the two being in a friendship or romantic relationship at all, I'm sorry. We just can't see these two even being able to tolerate each other or caring about one another. I have no opinion on this, I can't see this happening and all that. So, yeah, It's a no in my book.
I'll give it a...
2.5/10 for being creative and something I've never heard of.