KINKY
HOT
ROUGH
"Ed, we can't do this, das gay"
"no, Nick we must be hella gay 2gether 5eva"
"MHM HELLA BUTTSECKS"
"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH'S CHINS"
"DAS 2 GAY 4 ME, DADDY"
they then proceeded to have hella hot 50 shades of grey (like Ed's hair) style sex on a helicopter that appeared from his anus, and they then had 50 children
the end
(This has been a hack by tardisofBaskerville) <3