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yubin
GUYS
yubin
YOU WILL NEVER
BELIEVE WHAT I
HEARD
renjun
let me guess jaemin actually
attended his lectures
jaemin
you will never catch me
doing something like that
yubin
it's acc even crazier
maya
hmm or did jaemin finally
go a day without overdosing
on caffeine
jaemin
nope and why are they all
about me, u guys obsessed
yubin
it's about sheep
renjun
let me guess he got a gf
maya
JSSDJSJ junnie leave
him alone
maya
mans never even held
hands with a woman
romantically
renjun
babe ur so mean ily
maya
>.<
jaemin
guys don't be mean, don't
say no girl likes him just
because it's true
yubin
not absolutely ..
renjun
wdym by that
renjun
expand on that statement
yubin
do you guys remember
when yang dropped his
phone into his soup at
lunch yesterday
jaemin
of course we watched
him lick it off too
yubin
i hung out w him today
yubin
turns out he bought a
temporary burner phone
before he ordered a new
one
maya
a little creepy
yubin
the guy was acting like
he couldn't spend a day
without making this call
jaemin
who did he call?
jaemin
not being rude but does
he even have friends apart
from us
renjun
yes dumbass he does
renjun
he lives with hendery and
xiaojun and i heard their
flat is like an animal barn
maya
what do you expect boys
live like cave men
maya
not you though junnie ur
like the cleanliest guy ik :3
renjun
:)
yubin
hello!! attention on
me please
jaemin
sorry yuyu carry on ^^
yubin
thanks nana :3
yubin
so sheep went outside to
take a call but he was taking
awhile and i was worried he
was getting robbed again
renjun
pft can't believe he got
roughed up
maya
went home bare feet bcos
his shoes were taken too
jaemin
in his defense, he was at
a disadvantage, she was
mad strong
jaemin
plus in that wheelchair she
was untouchable
maya
he's right, it was like seeing
sonic irl
maya
and i think she had a yoongi
pc on the back of her phone
renjun
wasn't she a middle schooler?
jaemin
probably high school by now
they grow up so fast 💔
yubin
guys??
maya
sorry babe carry on
renjun
babe? 🤨
yubin
i checked up on sheep
and almost walked in
on his phone call
yubin
but u guys know i'm kinda
nosey asf so i eavesdropped
jaemin
so?? who was he talking to
yubin
GUYS IT WAS A GIRL
renjun
that's cap the only girls
he's talked to are either
in this gc or already
rejected him
yubin
for me it's both
yubin
and i'm 100% sure he
has a secret girlfriend
maya
yeah the guy who still
believes the pope is a
myth has a girl
renjun
why would he even hide
his girl from us
yubin
bcos you guys are
such parents
yubin
don't you remember
how you all scared
off my last date 😕
jaemin
oh yh i remember soobin!
maya
the cry baby with the hedgehog?
renjun
bitch was mad tall and for
what reason
jaemin
he was so nervous i think
he cried a little
yubin
a little??
maya
that's bcos you threatened
him with a knife
jaemin
no i didn't!! i just warned
him not to break yubin's
heart in our shared cooking
class
jaemin
i only pointed the knife at
him like only once or twice
😣 not my fault he started
shaking
jaemin
idk why ur talking maya
ur the one who gave him
murder vibes 🤨
maya
it was a joke!! yubin and
junnie got separated from
us during our hiking double
date in the forest >.<
yubin
worse double date
idea ever by the way
maya
i just wanted to lighten the
mood to crack some jokes
renjun
didn't u say something like
'no matter how loud you scream
i bet no one can hear you'
maya
is that not funny?
jaemin
esp when you told him that
there were plenty of places
to hide a body here
maya
so what i'm not allowed
to think like a criminal
anymore ?
yubin
anyway he dumped me right
after that date and screamed
when i reached for my pocket
yubin
i hope he got some therapy
renjun
poor guy is scarred
renjun
no wonder why yangs
wants to hide his girl
from us
jaemin
maybe they're not that srs
maya
it's true he's a libra
maybe he just wants
some attention
yubin
that's what i thought
until i heard him say
the l word
jaemin
ligma?
yubin
no dumbass he said
'i love you'
jaemin
hasn't this guy like
confessed to u like
everyday
yubin
but then after he said
'i'm going to miss you
sleeping beside me'
yubin
'and how you whined when
i didn't give you attention'
yubin
'you made a lot of trouble
but i always forgave you
and ur cute puppy eyes'
renjun
shit this guy is in love
jaemin
wtf yang lets some girl
sleep with him but then
refuses to cuddle w me?
maya
who in their right mind
would want to even sleep
in the same bed as him??
maya
oops message sent late
yubin
THEN IT GETS WEIRDER
yubin
he starts talking about how
he liked her licking him??
renjun
i did not expect him to
be that freaky i thought
he was all talk
yubin
this guy is super freaky
yubin
the last thing i heard him
say was 'now be obedient
for me sweet pet'
maya
WOAHH SO HE'S LIKE
KINKY KINKY
jaemin
guys why is my back
arching rn
yubin
jaem?? 😭😭
renjun
i'm just surprised he's the
top he reeks of bottom
maya
you mean his bottom reeks
he needs to shower more
renjun
LOOL THAT'S SO FOUL
you're making me love u
more stop 💀❤️
maya
<3
jaemin
how did this sheep get
a gf before me what
jaemin
who even is this girl
yubin
guys, we should be
happy he moved on
renjun
are you sure bcos didn't he
moan when you wiped his
spilled soup off his hand lol
maya
and then asked to do the
lady and the tramp spaghetti
scene with you
jaemin
and my bub almost strangled
him with the spaghetti ❤️
i raised her so well :3
maya
yeah anyway it doesn't
sound like he's moved
on if he's still flirting w
you like this
maya
maybe we should hold
some intervention for him
renjun
love the idea baby
maya
^//^
renjun
how about tomorrow at ours?
jaemin are you free
jaemin
i'll be doing the usual
renjun
so that's a yes
yubin
oh yeah i forgot
yubin
i just remembered she
had like a white name
yubin
from a famous movie
yubin
oh yeah i remember now
yubin
her name is bella
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