" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "
LOLA
how's the thing with
lando going??
QUEENIE
LOLA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLA
side note: i wanna be on paul
wesley's close friends so bad,
his stories always seem so fun
CARA
what about the job
applications?? how are
they going??
QUEENIE
awful
LOLA
have you told leti
you're leaving??
QUEENIE
yeah, she saw me applying for
some jobs in my break yesterday
QUEENIE
kinda wanna kidnap her and
make her join me at whichever
firm decides to take pity and
hire me
CARA
i hate applying for jobs
QUEENIE
me too :(((
QUEENIE
u know, maybe i should just
stay at clyde solicitors
QUEENIE
lando's pissed me off too much
rn anyway to want him back
LOLA
liar, liar (1997)
CARA
what did he say anyway??
CARA
you never really told us
QUEENIE
well first he puts that stupid
insta post on
LOLA
that was actually hilarious ngl
QUEENIE
but he also accused me of
making up that email jennifer
sent me so that i could have an
excuse to leave him for will 🤢
LOLA
omg nahhh bc that's actually
so smart from him
QUEENIE
no it's not
QUEENIE
it's stupid
QUEENIE
and not at all true
CARA
idk... we didn't see this email...
QUEENIE
u have to be taking the piss rn
CARA
ofc we're taking the piss!!
CARA
we know you wouldn't do that
QUEENIE
he also accused will of outing
mine and lando's relationship
to jennifer as well as sending
those pics to that fan account
LOLA
lando is actually such a smart
cookie... why didn't WE think
of this shit
QUEENIE
why are you agreeing with him
LOLA
bc it would make a wholeee lotta
sense as to why a week into your
private (not at ALL public yet)
relationship, your boss would send
you an email about company image
QUEENIE
will wouldn't do that
CARA
i wouldn't put it past him
LOLA
yeeee i wouldn't be so quick to
defend that heartless little bitch
QUEENIE
he's not heartless
LOLA
👁👃🏼👁
👄 yeah ok ... sure
QUEENIE
he's a dickhead but he's not
heartless!
QUEENIE
i don't think he'd even be smart
enough to do all of this
CARA
lola that is so ugly
CARA
i suddenly have a new sleep
paralysis demon
LOLA
👁👃🏼👁
👄 boo bitch
CARA
BORK DISGUSTING
CARA
back to dickhead william tho,
i dont have a single doubt in my
mind that he's capable of doing
something like this
LOLA
ask him
QUEENIE
i'm not gonna ask him
LOLA
why not
QUEENIE
because.
CARA
bc you know we're right
LOLA
ask him, see what he says
LOLA
don't let him cloud ur judgement
anymore just bc he's familiar
QUEENIE
fine i'll ask him
QUEENIE
just wait for my "told u" text
CARA
u wait for ours bby xx
NOTES !
why is lola lando's biggest fan pls LMAOO