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ื ื›ืชื‘ ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ Ixxarus

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"๐“›๐“ฎ๐“ฝ'๐“ผ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“ถ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป." โ€ขA technoblade x fem reader storyโ€ข โ€ขA st... ืขื•ื“

Introduction
Chapter I- Discord
Chapter II- Y/n
Chapter III- Mcc Practice
Chapter IV- Battle Box
Chapter V- Parkour Tag
Chapter VI- Phone Number
Chapter VII- Texts
Chapter VIII- Calls
Chapter IX- Theseus
Chapter X- Loverboy
Chapter XI- MCC DAYYYY
Chapter XII- Bacon
Chapter XIII- One hour
Chapter XIV- Red
Chapter XV- Muted
Chapter XVII- Laugh Attack
Chapter XVIII- Dearest
Chapter XIX- Phone Thrower
Chapter XX- Teamwork
Chapter XXI- Halftime
Chapter XXII- Tagged
Chapter XXIII- Mcc is Paved with Memories
Chapter XXIV- Dodgebolt
Chapter XXV- Birthday
Chapter XXVI- Upset
Chapter XXVII- Last Minute Preparations
Chapter XXVIII-Socks
Chapter XXIX- Flights
Chapter XXX- Presents
Chapter XXXI- Y/n, in Person
Chapter XXXII- Exploring
Chapter XXXIII- The Beach
Chapter XXXIV- Cherry Blossom
Chapter XXXV- Uno
Chapter XXXVI- Advice from Phil
Chapter XXXVII- Pancakes
Chapter XXXVII- Kicked Out
Chapter XXXVIII- Movie Night
Chapter XXXIX- Bed Stealer
Chapter XL- The Photo
Chapter XLI- Shopping
Chapter XLII- Clothes Shopping
Chapter XLIII- Waitress

Chapter XVI- First Game

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ื ื›ืชื‘ ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ Ixxarus

(Y/n's POV)

To the Decision Dome!
Flashes across my screen.

I twirl my ring between my fingers and wait as we get teleported to the dome.

Phil, Tubbo, Ranboo and Smajor, Lime Llamas, are to the right of us. We all walk over to the edge and crouch wave at them.

The games flash across the screen.

Parkour Tag

Sky Battle

Ace Race

Build Mart

Hole in the Wall

Sands of Time

TGTTOSAQAF

Survival Games

Grid Runners

Battle Box

Tommy: "What are we voting for first gentlemen?"

Wilbur: "We could do build mart and get it out of the way."

Techno: "Y/n what do you wanna play first?"

Me: "Uhhh, yeah build mart might not be the worst to get it out of the way."

Techno: "Okay we'll vote build Mart?"

Tommy: "Are we voting build mart just because y/n said so? Sounds like favouritism to me."

Me: "Wilbur said it too,"
My voice is hushed.

Tommy: "Oh- well that's okay then."

Techno and I laugh at how quickly he changed his tone.

The other teams start to throw their eggs.

Wilbur: "Why is everyone voting grid runners??"

Me: "Don't we like grid runners?"

Wilbur: "We do, but we want it last."

Me: "Ah okay."

The voting concludes and the first game chosen is grid runners.

Tommy: "Okay that's fine. We can deal with that,"
He reassures us.

Wilbur: "I'm a grid runners Stan-"

Me and techno chuckle.

Tommy: "Okay so communication is key here. We need to make sure-"
He starts on one of his rants.

Techno: "Can we make a rule where Tommy isn't allowed to talk through the entire round?"

Wilbur: "HAHA-"

Me: "That's sounds good to me,"
I hum.

Tommy: "HEY BITCHES I AM A PRO AT THIS GAME ALRIGHT I WILL BE IN CHARGE HERE-"

Me: "Who votes against Tommy being in charge?"

Techno and Wilbur: "Me,"
They say instantly.

Me: "Three against one, sorry bitchboy."

Tommy: "Shut up you little bitch-"

Me: "Tommy don't put yourself down like that."

Techno: "PAHA-"

Wilbur cackles.

There's ten seconds until the game begins.

Techno: "Alright so I don't have much experience with grid runners so how about y/n and Wilbur take the lead. Tommy, you and me will follow them."

Tommy grumbles something.

Wilbur: "Sounds good."

Me: "Okay. We all know how to get the boost yeah?"

Techno: "What boost?"

Me: "So you stand at the very edge and jump and it'll boost you."

Techno: "Thank you y/nnn,"
He hums.

Me: "No problem."

I put my ring down on my desk.

Starting in
•3•

Starting in
•2•

Starting in
•1•

I am sent flying across the map.

Wilbur: "Woahhhhh-"

I climb up the ladder alongside techno and Tommy. Wilbur isn't far behind.

Eat the cakes!
Flashes across the screen.

We're sent into a little area with a small bakery build in front of us. We need to get inside and eat the cakes.

Me: "Alright it's probably a parkour of some sort. Look around."
I sprint around the small building and try out some slab jumps.

Techno: "I think I found it-"
He calls out.

Tommy: "Where where?!"
He demands loudly.

Techno: "I'm in!"

Me: "Okay open the door for us."

He does as I say and we all storm into the bakery.

The cakes are eaten in no time.

>Your team has completed [Bakery] in [1st] place

Tommy: "LETS GO BOYS!"

Me: "Yes! Good work techno!"

Techno: "Thank you dearest,"
He says.

'Did he just call me-'

My cheeks heat up.

'Shit-'

The simplest of things from techno make me blush. Gotta fix that.

I glance to chat briefly.

WHATDIDHESAYYYY
HEHHH
YOURE GOING RED Y/N
BEG YER PARDON???
DID HE JUST
WHUT DID HW SAYY??
DEAREST??
BLUSHY Y/N
WHATDIDHESAYYYYYY
when's the wedding
WHAT DID HE SAY
HE CALLED HER DEAREST CHAT

'Eugh'

For the next game we're in four different chambers.

Shoot the Targets!
Appears on screen.

A bow and arrow spawns in my inventory. In front of us is a small forest of jungle trees with targets on them.

Tommy: "Alright, easy, let's go."

I'm good with bows so I get all of my targets quickly.

Wilbur: "Who has some left?!"

Tommy: "I think it's me- got it!"

>Green Guardians has completed [Targets] in [1st] place
>Your team has completed [Targets] in [2nd] place

Wilbur: "Alright we're doing well let's keep this up."

Me: "Who's in green team?"

Tommy: "Uhh that's dreams team. Dream, sapnap, George and punz."

'Shit- I remember watching dream and sapnap in parkour tag once. They're communication is really good'

Kill the Beasts!
Is the next game.

We sprint into a small arena filled with mobs. In the centre of the arena seems to be a temple.

Wilbur: "Alright I'll take downstairs!"

Tommy: "I'll stay here!"

Me: "Techno let's go upstairs!"

Techno: "Okay I'm coming."

While I'm fighting a zombie a witch sneaks up on me and I start to lose a lot of hearts.

Me: "Oh god-"

Techno appears and kills it.

Techno: "I got you. You alright y/n?"
His voice is soft and I try not to melt.

Me: "I'm good, I'm good!"

We work together to defeat all of the mobs.

>Your team has completed [Mob temple] in [1st] place

Wilbur: "Let's go! We can keep the lead!"

Push the Gold!
Flashes on the screen.

There's a lot of levers and buttons everywhere.

Me: "Oh god it's red stone shit. I can't do red stone shit, someone take over."

Wilbur: "Alright y/n go up those ladders to that button! I'll stay here. Tommy and techno, go to the far ones!"

Me: "Yes boss."

I climb the ladders and press my button when Wilbur tells me to. I don't really understand what's happening but it seems to be working so I just do as he says.

>Your team has completed [Gold Push] in [1st] place

Wilbur: "Alright what's next?!"

Unlock the Exit!

There's a pyramid infront of us with a bunch of pressure plates and pistons.

We all do a loop around it and Wilbur takes the lead.

Wilbur: "Everyone come to this piston!"
He jumps in place.

When we're all there he makes us get on and pushes us up onto the next level. He tells us to find another pressure plate.

Techno: "I got it! Tommy boost us up."

Me and techno make it to the next level. We find the pressure plate at the same time.

Techno: "Y/n get on."

Me: "Okay."

I make it up and find a finale piston with a button beside it and push myself up. At the very top there's a lever that I pull.

>Your team has completed [Stone Pyramid] in [1st] place

Tommy: "YES GOOD JOB EVERYONE!"

Brew the Potions!
Appears on screen.

We're sent into a little hut with brewing stands and water cauldrons. On the back wall is three potions in picture frames above hoppers.

Tommy: "Shit! I don't know how to make potionsss!"

Techno: "I can make potions it's fine!"

Outside the hut is a couple cages with mobs that we can kill and different things we can harvest for the potions.

Techno: "Tommy and Wilbur get me some blaze powder and nether wart! Y/n, could you fill up the bottles in the brewing stands for me?"

We all follow his orders and finish the level quickly.

>Your team has completed [Witches Lair] in [1st] place
>Green guardians have completed [Witches Lair] in [2nd] place

Me: "Yes! Thank you Techno for carrying us that round!"

Wilbur: "Thank you techno!"

For the next one we're in groups of two.

Copy the Pattern!
Flashes across my screen.

Me and Wilbur have a blank board in front of us and have shears and different coloured wool in our inventory.

Tommy and Techno must have a pattern in front of them and they have to describe it to us.

Tommy starts yelling, as per usual.

Tommy: "ALRIGHT SO YOU NEED GREEN AND YOURE GONNA FILL IN THE BOTTOM LEFT BLOCK-"

Wilbur: "Lime or-"

Techno: "Yeah lime."

Wilbur places a lime block in the bottom left corner.

Tommy: "BOTTOM TWO BLOCKS ARE LIME AND THEN ABOVE THAT-"

'Heh-'

Me: "Techno, be a dear and take over from Tom please."

Tommy: "WOMAN I AM-"

Techno: "Tommy be quiet for a minute okay? So lime block in bottom left. To the right of that is another lime block. Beside that one is a magenta block, I believe..."

Techno describes it very well and we make no mistakes.

>Green Guardians have completed [Copy] in [1st] place
>Lime Llamas have completed [Copy] in [2nd] place
>Yellow Yaks have competed [Copy] in [3rd place]
>Your team has completed [Copy] in [4th] place

Tommy: "Dammit that was my bad sorry-"

Me: "It's alright it's alright! We can catch up!"

Light the Lights!

It's a parkour thing with a bunch of buttons and six glowstone with levers above us.

Techno: "Alright y/n you're a god at parkour. Tommy and Wilbur, we're gonna press these buttons in order and y/n is gonna jump across and light up the glowstone."

We all follow his lead. I mess up the first time but quickly get the hang of it.

>Green Guardians have completed [Lights] in [1st] place
>Your team has completed [Lights] in [2nd] place

Techno: "Nice job y/n!"

Me: "Thank youuuu."

We're like a second behind dreams team.

Race to the Finish!

Me: "Okay it's just parkour! Last one let's go!"

I make it to the end first. And then techno finishes close behind. Wilbur and Tommy are together just a bit behind.

Me: "Come on come on come on!"

>Your team completed the entire course in [1st] place
>Green guardians were [2nd] to complete the entire course
>Lime Llamas were [3rd] to compete the entire course
>Yellow Yaks were [4th] to complete the entire course

Tommy: "YES LETS GO!"

Wilbur: "AYYYY FIRST!"

Me: "See- winners POV chat!"

Techno: "We win theseee,"
He gets close to the mic and I laugh.

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A/n:
Woah over 700 reads, thank youuu!
Sorry this part was so long!
This story might be a bit long but I have a few shorter ones planned for after
Eat and drink!
Have a good day! <33

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