Melissa: Now it's the for the most attractive ones here me and Y/n(Synchro)
Y/n(Synchro): Hey Melissa
Melissa: Hey~ do you mind if I interview you~
Y/n(Synchro): After this match...sure
Melissa: Now your opponent is under the name Handsome Stan
Y/n(Synchro): Oh interesting...Is Handsome?
Melissa: For a million dollars I wouldn't even kiss him...for you I would F*** you for free
Y/n(Synchro): I'll take that as a compliment-
Stan: Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the first person to lose to my glorious self in 3 turns he will lose to me
Melissa: I'm doubting that...Ready...Set...Go!
Y/n(Synchro): I summon white stone of Ancients in defence mode and set 2 cards facedown and end my turn
Stan: I draw I activate the effect of Attacking army once per turn I can summon it the field
Attacking army Atk 2000 Def 0 Lvl 7
Stan: Attack his White Stone... I end-
Y/n(Synchro): My White stones effect now activates I can summon one Blue-Eyes White Dragon from my deck to the field
Stan: Attacking army effect now activates it decreases your monsters attack to zero
Y/n(Synchro): Now I draw I summon paladin of eyes of blue I tune level 1 paladin of eyes of blue with level 6 Blue-eyes White Dragon now I Synchro Summon appear Clear Wing Synchro Dragon
Stan: Attacking Armies effect now activates
Y/n(Synchro): Clear Wings effect now activates destroying your monster and giving its attack points to Clear Wing Clear Wing attack him directly
Stan: But I'm flawless
Stan Lp 4000-4500=-500 Y/n(Synchro) Wins
Melissa: We'll Stan's right in some way but someone else won in 3 turns, Congratulations Y/n(Synchro).
Y/n(Synchro): Why would someone lose that easily?.
Melissa: how about that interview
Y/n(Synchro): Pull a couple of strings if I lose
Crowd: That's not fair
Y/n(Synchro): I'll be used as a sex slave do you that's much better?
Crowd: ...
Y/n(Synchro): Interview me in my room!