A/N:
Heyo! It's me! Sundew.
So, I didn't really intend on actually making a one-shot or a chapter or whatever you wanna call it when in the last chapter peter was like: I should totally do this with Loki and Thor! But then a lot of you were like DO IT. And I was like You know, that actually kinda sounds like a good idea, and it seems like it would be fun to write! Soooooo. . . here we are.
Here's the video:
Have fun reading I guess?
🕸Peter's POV:
"So how do you get to the tiny technology paintings again?"
"You just press the smiley face."
"The one you showed me how to make out of the colin and the parenthesis?"
"No, the button with the smiley face on it at the bottom." I was teaching Thor how to use a phone because I really wanted to do the lyric prank on Him and Loki. And, I also just want to be able to talk to him. Before, I had to look all around the tower to talk to him, and sometimes, he wasn't even there!
"I sent you a text!" Thor exclaimed, triumphantly. Holding up his phone as if it was the source of all happiness.
"Oh, okay!" I said, pulling out my phone and opening the text app.
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
L'Oréal
Hello, peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😸👋🕷
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
"Great job!" I exclaimed.
Thor smiled, proudly. "Now I can communicate with my brother whenever I want!"
"Yup." I chuckled. "Here, I'm gonna create a group chat with the two of you, and me!"
"Splendid! He will be so annoyed!"
I typed in Thor and Loki's numbers into a new group chat. But just as I created the chat, I realized a very crucial part of the lyric prank.
I need two more people to do it with me! I'd look really weird if I were just having a conversation with myself.
I sighed. Who am I gonna convince to do it with me? Suddenly I thought of the two people perfect for the parts.
Ned and MJ!
I quickly texted my group chat with them.
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
You
Hey, do you too wanna do a lyric prank on Thor and Loki with me?
Guy in the chair
Heck yeah!
Michelle Jones
Why?
You
Idk, it'll be fun!
Michelle Jones
Fun is a subjective term
You
Please MJ!
Guy in the chair
Yeah!
Plus it's not every day you get to lyric prank gods!
Michelle Jones
No.
You
But MJ, who else am I supposed to do it with?
Michelle Jones
You aunt May?
You
I'm not pranking Loki and Thor with my aunt
Guy in the chair
If you don't do it now, we will make it our life-long mission to convince you to do it with us
Michelle Jones
I doubt that
You
Wanna bet?
Michelle Jones
Oh my god, fine!
but only because you'll never stop bugging me until I agree
Guy in the chair
That is correct.
Michelle Jones
🙄
Guy in the chair
😁
Michelle Jones
What song are we doing anyway?
You
Lost by 'insert clever band name'
Guy in the chair
Oh hey, I know that song!
You
Uh-huh!
I got the idea from my friends that I met on a mission
So, you guys in?
Guy in the chair
Totally!
Michelle Jones
Not really but okay
You
Okay, cool!
I kinda gotta leave the tower for at least three hours though, because Thor and Loki are literally sitting across from me in the living room right now
Guy in the chair
Lol okay
you can come over to my place!
I got a new lego set!
You
Ooooo
okay, cool!
I'll be over in a few minutes
Guy in the chair
Okee
see you then!
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
"Hey, I'm gonna go out and... do something," I announced, getting up from the couch.
"And what is this something?" Asked Loki, eyeing me suspiciously.
"Uhh, nothing. Okay bye now!" said quickly. And proceeded to sprint out of the room.
I went down to the ground level where I went outside and called for a taxi. I could literally sense Loki's suspicion seeping through the building walls. I could've changed into spiderman and just swung over to Ned's place, but there weren't really and good places to change into spiderman in Stark Tower.
A few minutes later we reached Ned's house. "That'll be seven dollars and thirty cents, please." The driver said.
I handed them a ten-dollar bill. "Keep the change."
"Thank you, Sugar." They smiled at me.
"No problem," I smiled back. I got out, and they drove away. I walked up to Ned's front door and rang the doorbell.
"Hey dude, come on in!" Ned exclaimed, opening the door.
I grinned, stepping inside. "Thanks, man. you're a lifesaver. Loki would've known it was a prank in an instant if I was still in the tower."
"Heh, yeah. So, are we gonna build this lego thing or what?" Ned said, really exited.
"Oh yeah!"
Time skip to five hours later ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ
We had finished the lego set a long time ago, but it hadn't even been two hours yet so we decided to play video games to pass the time. Except, you know how with friends time goes really quickly so you can think you've only been doing something for twenty minutes but it turns out it's been, like, three hours?
Yeah, that's what happened to us.
"So, are we gonna do that prank?" Ned asked once we finished the level.
I pulled out my phone and checked the time. "Oh my gosh yeah, it's already been five hours!"
"Wait, seriously?" Ned exclaimed. turned my phone around so he could see for himself. "Woah."
"Yeah! Let's text MJ and let her know we're ready, then I can add you two to the group chat."
"Okie Dokie." Said Ned.
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You
Hey, we're ready now!
Michelle Jones
About time!
Guy in the chair
Sorry, video games do that sometimes
Michelle Jones
Whatever, let's just get this over with.
You
Alright, I'll add you two to the chat!
(~*-*)~ Chat swiiiitch! ~(*-*~)
Loki&Thor chat
You have 134 missed messages
You
Wow. . . uhh
Glad to see you guys were chatting
Snek
How could you?
You have betrayed me, Peter
You
Sorry but I wanna text with Thor too!
L'Oréal
Thank you, Peter! 😄
You
You are very welcome Thor :)
Anyways, can I add two of my friends?
Snek
Why?
You
I need to explain a little situation
Snek
I hope this explanation also explains why you have been gone for five hours
You
Yep
It sure does
L'Oréal
Of course, Peter
You may add them.
You
Yayy
You added 'Guy in the chair'
You added 'Michelle Jones'
L'Oréal
Hello, Peter's friends!
Guy in the chair
Now?
Michelle Jones
oh my god 🤦♀️
You
Yep!
Snek
What do you mean 'Now?'
You
Guys, we just exploded a bus!
Snek
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Michelle Jones
Yep
L'Oréal
Well that seems rather unsafe
You
That was being attacked by three demon triplet math teachers
Snek
Where are they? I will find them.
Michelle Jones
Oh yeah
You
Is the whole trip going to be like this?
L'Oréal
Trip?
You are on a trip?
Snek
Is that why you have been gone for five hours?
you left on a trip with your friends?
Michelle Jones
I hope so!
L'Oréal
Are you saying you hope the entire trip will be like that?
But three demons just attacked your bus, did they not?
Michelle Jones
Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right
Snek
First of all: if someone is sending their monsters after you, you are probably not doing something right
Second of all: Hades? As in the Greek god? Are you implying that a greek god is trying to kill you?
Guy in the chair
All our food was in there!
All our clothes were in there!
ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE!
L'Oréal
Do not fear, Peter's friend. We will save you!
Snek
speak for yourself
You
Sit tight.
Michelle Jones
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary drawn from the quests of heroes pasts
L'Oréal
That's smart.
Michelle Jones
it's right here in my pocket
You
It's where in your pocket?
Michelle Jones
Oops, it got busted in the blast
Snek
If something is important like that you should not just keep it in your pocket
Also, is this your back pocket? Because if so, your entire back pocket would also be 'busted'
L'Oréal
Oh my. . .
You
What did it say?
Michelle Jones
take that bus to los angeles
Snek
Los Angeles?
Out of all places, you chose Los Angeles?
You
We're not on the bus
Guy in the chair
To Los Angeles!
Snek
Obviously
L'Oréal
Brother, be nice! They are going through a hard time right now.
You
We blew up the bus
Guy in the chair
to Los Angeles
Snek
Yes, you have stated that already
You
So what are we supposed to do?
L'Oréal
You could call the police
Snek
They're literally texting me, a god.
Just tell me where you are.
Michelle Jones
Wait for another bus?
Snek
No.
You
What if we blow up that one too?
Snek
You. Are. Literally. Texting. A. God.
L'Oréal
My brother is right! We could help you!
Guy in the chair
We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
Snek
You must be more specific, mortal
You
We're lost
Snek
Yes, we have already covered that part
Michelle Jones
And it's cold
Guy in the chair
And it won't stop raining
L'Oréal
Please, calm down
We are trying to help you
You
Let's just go
Snek
No, Peter. You stay where you are.
Guy in the chair
No, not that way!
L'Oréal
What way?
Michelle Jones
No backup plan
Snek
And why is that? You always need a backup plan.
Guy in the chair
No food
L'Oréal
Oh no!!!
You
No phone
Snek
Then how are you texting?
Michelle Jones
No adult supervision
Snek
Considering the adults Peter surrounds himself with, I doubt they would be of any help to you anyways.
You
We're lost in the woods
L'Oréal
Where in the woods?
Michelle Jones
And we'll never leave new jersey if none of us are making a decision!
Snek
Here, I'll make it for you then. Stay put and tell me where you are!
Guy in the chair
It's not safe to stay out here in the open when monsters are hoping to eat us alive
L'Oréal
Monsters?
You
How do they know where we are when we don't even how are we gonna survive?
Snek
That is a good question.
Michelle Jones
It's your smell
L'Oréal
That's not very nice!
You
I don't smell
Snek
maybe to you, you might stink to others, though
L'Oréal
Loki!
Guy in the chair
Dude, like, listen, please
Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
L'Oréal
Peter! You're a half-blood?
Snek
I was unaware of this information
You
we smell?
Guy in the chair
like tacos, or take-out Vietnamese
Michelle Jones
So hopefully they just ate
L'Oréal
I do not think you are helping
You
Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state!
Snek
That is hilarious.
Michelle Jones
We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA.
Snek
You have said that already.
Guy in the chair
We're lost and it's dark
L'Oréal
Do not panic. We are going to help you.
Michelle Jones
And I think that something's moving
You
And I think it's coming this way!
L'Oréal
Oh my
Michelle Jones
Is it a monster?
Snek
Stab it.
Guy in the chair
It's a squirrel!
Snek
That's worse. Stab it twice.
You
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
L'Oréal
Peter, who exactly are your friends again?
Guy in the chair
Saytr powers! Be nice, this squirrel knows every part of the woods, maybe he can help us!
L'Oréal
A saytr!
That's interesting!
You
Really, cause I think that seems kinda. . . nuts
Snek
That was a terrible pun.
Guy in the chair
You hurt his feelings!
Tell the squirrel you're sorry.
L'Oréal
aww
poor squirrel
You
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel
L'Oréal
Peter, that's not very nice
Michelle Jones
He's very sorry, tell the squirrel you're sorry Percy
Snek
Wow, some great friends you've got there, Peter
Can't even remember your name
You
Okay, okay. I am sorry
. . .
What's he saying?
Guy in the chair
He knows where we are!
Michelle Jones
Where are we?
Guy in the Chair
He says we're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and We're never gonna make it to LA!
Thanks buddy!
L'Oréal
. . .that squirrel was not very helpful.
You
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.
Snek
What? When was that ever implied?
L'Oréal
No, Peter! Why would we hate you?
Michelle Jones
I'm getting that too
L'Oréal
What? How?
Snek
I can assure you I never said I hated any of you (Exept for Thor)
L'Oréal
:(
You
Hungry monsters on the ground
Snek
I'm asking again: who are these mosters you speak of?
Michelle Jones
Angry gods are in the sky
L'Oréal
But I am not angry
Snek
I'm always angry so that doesn't really count
Guy in the chair
no safe places to be found
You
Wanna run
Michelle Jones
Wanna cry
L'Oréal
Please do not cry!
You
Can't go back to any home
Snek
Then what is Stark Tower to you? What is your aunt May's apartment?
Michelle Jones
Camp is way too far away
L'Oréal
Camp?
Guy in the Chair
Can't protect my only friends
Snek
Sucks for you
L'Oréal
Loki no
Michelle Jones
No place to go
You
No place to stay
Snek
STARK TOWERS ANYONE
Guy in the chair
We're lost in the word
Michelle Jones
And the world is freaking awful
Snek
I feel that
You
And we're never gonna make it to LA
Guy in the chair
We're lost
Michelle Jones
We're just kids
You
We're alone
Guy in the chair
This is impossible
L'Oréal
All your panicking is making me panic!
Michelle Jones
Who put the fate of the world in the hands of three unprepared, scared, halfbloods?
Snek
I'm sorry, what?
Who did put the fate of the world in your hands? I'd like to have a chat with them.
You
It's crazy!
L'Oréal
Who's crazy? Are they the person who put the fate of the world in your hands?
Snek
The level of stupidity right now is a little too much more than I can handle
Michelle Jones
So pick a direction
Guy in the chair
It's your quest!
You
A direction?
Michelle Jones
We trust you!
Snek
I wouldn't trust him with my lunch
L'Oréal
You wouldn't trust anyone with your lunch
Guy in the chair
A direction!
You
A direction?
Michelle Jones
Whatever you decide
You
Whatever I decide
Guy in the chair
Whatever dude, decide!
Snek
Don't go anywhere.
You
There! I have a good feeling about there
Snek
. . .and he jut completely ignores me
Guy in the chair
Children, come inside!
Snek
Aren't you a child?
L'Oréal
I'm concerned.
You
Okay bye now!
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
I decided not to tell them it was a prank over text, and instead just walk into the to tower, and only tell them when they ask me about it.
Ned and I played video games for another hour before it started getting dark, so I said my goodbyes and took another taxi back to the tower.
I walked in, showed the man at the front desk my keycard, then went up the elevator until I got to the living room. I stepped out of the elevator, and as I suspected, there were Loki and Thor, sitting on the couch.
"Heyyy guys." I said, plopping down on the couch next to Loki, pretending like nothing happened.
They both looked at me, really confused for a few seconds before Thor finally asked "Aren't you lost in New Jersey?"
"Oh, that? That was just a prank." I said, waving my hands.
Loki got up. "YOU LITTLE-"
A/N:
Thanks for reading! I hope you liked the chapter!
Bye,
-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ