You watch friends together. With your roommate, Arny. S2 A15 with Ross and Rachel after their first date. And they have the scene where rachel starts laughing bc they're kissing. And Ross buts his hands on Rachels butt. And you're saying all the lines with them. As you stop to stand infront of the tv.
Rachel: ...it was, like, "Whoa!
Ross' hands are on my butt!"
Ross: And that's funny. Why?
Rachel: Well, it's not.
I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just nervous.
I mean, it's you.
You know, it's us.
We're crossing that line.
It's sort of a big thing.
Ross: Well, I know it's big.
I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.
*they start kissing again and his hands move up her back
And Rachel start laughing again*
Ross: Okay, my hands were
nowhere near your butt.
Racel: I know, I know, I know!
I was thinking about when
they were there the last time.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, look! I promise.
I won't laugh anymore.
Put your hands back there.
Ross: No, see, now I can't.
I feel self-conscious.
Rachel: Come on, touch my butt.
Just one cheek
Ross: The moment's gone.
Rachel: I'll back up into your hands.
Ross: That's romantic.
Rachel: Touch it.
Ross: No.
Rachel: Oh, come on, squeeze it.
Ross: No!
Rachel: Rub it?
Oh, come on!
Would you just grab my ass?!
"well if you insist" and then he pulls you by your hips on to his lap.