"Can you like.. not hold me upside down by one leg?" - Izuku
"Why are you even holding him like that yagi?" - recovery girl
"Yeah put him down bitch might!"- shinsou
"Why are you all ganging on me! He's the one that tried to stab me!"- allmight
"I have no idea what u are talking about :>"- izuku
"See he is innocent, put him the fuck down"- todoroki.
"Young todoroki-"- Allmight
"Just kick him izu"- Shigaraki
"Oh yeah!"- izuku
Izuku kicked allmight in his big ass nose making him yelp.
"You sound like a dog"- dabi
"Just put him down and he will stop kicking you"- aizawa
"OK fine..."- allmight.
He dropped izuku with a thud as izuku strange back up immediately.
"NO more stabbing people with knifes"- allmight said.
Izuku just smirked at him and pulled out Scissors.
"This isn't a knife" he said innocently.
"Oh boy you better run"- recovery girl.
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"Im the B in LGBTQ!"- izuku
"And what's that?"- dabi
"BrOkEn!"-izuku
"Then I'm the L in LGBTQ....lonely"- todoroki
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"You have 3 seconds to tell me why you just woke me up!"- izuku
"Because it's morning and you should be awake!"- Bakugou
"Huh! I didn't know you wanted to die today!"- izuku
"Deku you can't kill me."- bakugou
"Too bad I've already decided how!"- izuku
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"I like Eminem"- shinsou
"I prefer skittles"- todoroki
"No I meant the rapper-"- shinsou
"WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER"- todoroki
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"Alright young heros! Today we will be going over the fire drill, if a fire happens what will you do?"- allmight
"Run out and if your in my way I'm pushing you"- shinou
"Jump out the closest window"- todoroki
"What no we will remain calm"- allmight.
"Remain calm while the fire eats us? Yeah no"- izuku.
"How about I yell"-denki
"No if you yell I can't take attendance"- allmight
"Pfft take attendance, while the fire gobbles us whole!"- todoroki
" Why don't we just hide under the desks"- allmight
"What are we doing playing hide and seek with the fire?"- izuku
"What about if the fire comes to us what you going to tell it?"-todoroki
"Heh he's going to tell it to stop, drop, and roll"- shinsou
"How bout we tie you up to a chair and leave you here to get eaten by the fire, HOW BOUT THAT"- izuku
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"Your stupid"- izuku
"Well your dumb"- ururaka
" huh."- izuku
" Well I don't like your hair!"- izuku
"Oh my God he went there😭"- ururaka
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"What. Your not coming to my tea party?"- todoroki
"SHINSOU I MADE BISCUITS"- todoroki
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"Dad have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?"- shinsou
"17 again?"- Aizawa
"Yeah"- shinsou
"Im pretty sure it fell in the hole"- aizawa
"What hole-? OH MY GOD"- shinsou
*dramatic music*
"What is that"- shinsou
"Its a hole"- aizawa
"Well yeah I can see that but ehat is it doing here?"- shinsou
"Well I woke up this morning..*sips coffee* then there was a hole "- aizawa
"Well what you gonna do about it?"- shinsou
"Well I tried putting a rug over it"- aizawa
*dramatic music"
"Yeah it fell in the whole"- aizawa
"Should we call the police or something?"- shinsou
"Oh yeah I called the police"- aizawa
"Well where are they?"- shinsou
"There in the hole."- aizawa
*Dramatic music*
"...where is papa?"- shinsou
"..."- aizawa
"Dad. Where is papa!?"- shinsou
"Hes at work"- aizawa
" Oh, where's he work?"- shinsou
"In the hole"- aizawa
*dramatic music*
"GOD, how deep even is this!"- shinsou
*shinsou snatches his mug and drops it in hole*
"That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole"- aizawa
*dramatic music*