" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "
QUEENIE
LANDO FUCKIN NORRIS
JUST ASKED ME TO BE HIS
GIRLFRIEND ADAYSHSK
LOLA
SHUT UP
LOLA
OH MY GOD
LOLA
I SAW HIS STORY BUT I
DIDNT THINK IT MEANT
WHAT I THOUGHT IT
COULD MEAN BUT IT DID
QUEENIE
what
LOLA
man idk im just excited
CARA
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA
DO IT THIS WEEKEND!!!
CARA
i just had a feeling abt it
CARA
how did he ask you?
QUEENIE
we'd ordered our drinks and
were waiting for our food at
this gorgeoussss italian
restaurant and he'd let me
try his drink and i told him
it was boring bc it was
QUEENIE
i mean this man ordered
a BELLINI of all things...
QUEENIE
ANYWAY
QUEENIE
he fired back that i was boring
but he'd been making feeble
comebacks all night so i was like
sir what is up with you and he goes
QUEENIE
EEEEK
QUEENIE
he goes i'm nervous
QUEENIE
and i was like por que?? why??
QUEENIE
and he was like bc i needa ask u
something and tHEN HE SAID
QUEENIE GEORGE
QUEENIE
AND I SAID LANDO NORRIS
ALL CUTE AND SHIT AND THEN
HE ASKED ME AND THE WEDDING
IS IN THE WINTER
LOLA
ADAYSUSJS fuck off with that
wedding shit but omg!!!
LOLA
i'm so happy for u queens 🥺
LOLA
i like this man, he's great, he
can stay if we ever decide to
shoo men off this planet
CARA
that's sweet!
CARA
where are you guys now?
QUEENIE
we're just on our way
back to my hotel
LOLA
😏
QUEENIE
i shall neither confirm
nor deny what will happen
when we get there
CARA
we'll know when u come
walking out of the airport
like this tomoz 👩🏽🦽
QUEENIE
thats just out of order
LOLA
or like this 🤰🏽
QUEENIE
thats not even
remotely possible
LOLA
u've said this before:
never doubt the power
of lando fuckin norris
QUEENIE
i'm not talking about this
with u guys anymore
QUEENIE
ur grossing me out
CARA
LMAOOOO
CARA
have fun bby
LOLA
text us the deets tomoz xx
QUEENIE
go away u perv
LOLA
😘😘
NOTES !
listen, i am sooo bad at smut scenes, i
think it's bc i get rlly awkward when i
try to write one so there wont be any
in this book unfortunately so just run
wild with your imagination on what
queens and lando get up to at the
hotel LMAOOO