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Louis Has just signed on
Harry has just signed on
Louis: I can't believe I had to go home :( I had so much fun with you
Niall: bet you did, Liam and I both saw the sex hair.
Harry: What, when?
Niall: Coming out of the cinema the day before yesterday
Louis: Trust me Niall, that wasn't when we had sex.
Harry: Louis! Shhh.
Niall: So you did have sex then?
Harry: I don't feel comfortable talking about this too you
Louis: I bet you don't feel comfortable sitting down either
Niall: Oh gross
Harry: I bet you're just as uncomfortable.
Niall: This conversation is uncomfortable.
Perrie has just signed on
Perrie: alright people?
Niall: No.
Perrie: what’s wrong?
Louis: He started the conversation.
Perrie: What conversation
Niall: you don’t want to know.
Perrie: I really do!
Harry: basically he was talking about our sex life.
Perrie: I’m listening…
Niall: ew.
Louis: Conversation is over.
Niall: thank Nandos.
Perrie: Hey Niall, how come you can spell?
Niall: I worked out how to put autocorrect on…
Perrie: very wise decision.
Niall: Oh I know.
Zayn has just signed on
Zayn: vas happenin
Perrie: we were bitching about you
Zayn: That’s nice, why?
Perrie: because you’re a slag.
Zayn: yeah, fair enough…
Louis: I don’t wanna go to schoooool
Harry: you need to if you wanna share a room with me at uni, or you’ll be stuck working in Tesco your whole life…
Louis: I’d just become a prostitute…
Perrie: you have sex once and you think you're the bomb?
Harry: He was…
Zayn: Oh god gross stop!
Perrie: hahaha
Niall: I choked on my hamburger… ew
Louis: I choked on harrys….
Perrie: oh my god I love you guys
Harry: Well, you know it’s not exactly small
Zayn: STOP
Niall: I’m crying and not in a good way
Perrie: How’d you cry in a good way?
Louis: Harry did…
Zayn: When he only lasted 2 seconds and told you it wouldn’t happen again.
Louis: get it right Zayn, it was three.
Harry: oi!
Louis: Sorry ;)
Liam has just signed on
Louis: So the puppy was safe once more
Harry: That was beautiful
Perrie: so touching!
Niall:Why’d you go from talking about sex to puppies?
Zayn: Because Liam is innocent and doesn’t need to hear of such things…
Niall: hahaha, Liam isn’t that innocent
Liam: err… am I missing something?
Louis: yup
Harry: Yah
Perrie: yuppie
Zayn: yeah
Niall: yes
Liam: can someone tell me what?
Harry: Nah
Perrie: Noppie
Zayn: Nope
Niall: no
Louis: penis.
Liam: okay…
Louis: so Harry, what are you wearing right now?
Zayn: why do you always ask Harry these questions, others here get jealous!
Perrie: yeah, well jel.
Harry: I’m not wearing anything…
Liam: changing the subject NOW school starts in three days and we’re meeting in the day after tomorrow to see the house in Manchester, is that okay?
Louis: of course it is.
Harry: yeah, Lou and I get the biggest room
Niall: no fair!
Liam: We’ll decide when we see the house!
Zayn: Well I want the one next to the bathroom
Perrie: we should probably like have a bathroom schedule… Zayn may hog the bathroom otherwise
Louis: Well planned my friend, well planned.
Perrie: I know!
Liam: anyway… Niall and I get the biggest room
Louis: no fair
Liam: suck on it
Perrie: if you answer with anything to do with penis’ I swear I’ll shove your heads down the toilet and plunge your brain out of your ears…
Louis: lovely…
Liam:… Penis
Harry: Well, that was awkward someone came to the door and I answered it forgetting I was naked…
Louis: I bet they had a sexy view
Perrie: That happened to me once, I was accepting a delivery and the door rang when I was in the shower, I put on a dressing gown and opened the door. I signed for the package wondering why he kept looking down and back up and then I realised that one of y boobs was sticking out of my dressing gown…
Zayn: I may become a postman
Niall: Perve.
Liam: So meet in starbucks in Manchester at 12 in two days
Louis: got it.
Harry: mmkay
Niall: See you then sexual
Perrie: what in the name of jesus’ banana shapped eyebrow…
Zayn: he obviously plucks…
Liam: Oh dear…
Niall: I have to go, my brother is threatening to eat the last packet of crisps…
Liam: Bye babe, love you
Niall: Tweet me
Liam: Retweet me
Niall: add that photo of us onto instagram
Liam: okay, and then put it on tumblr
Niall: will do :)
Liam: oh and then remember to reblog it…
Niall: I will, bye x
Niall has left the conversation
Louis: you’re weird.
Liam: so are you.
Louis: you’re horrible
Liam: you suck
Louis: I do
Harry: he does
Perrie: fangirling over Larry
Harry: You’re sick. My poor cat has never done anything to deserve that.
Perrie: He’s so sexy.
Zayn: and I’m not?
Perrie: you’d be more attractive if you gave birth to a sheep.
Zayn: I’m going to just take that as a compliment
Perrie: good.
Louis: I’m so bloody horny
Zayn: go have a shower
Harry: skype me?
Zayn: ew I’m going to go…
Perrie: My grandma just sneezed out a pea, it was awesome… it kind of bounced off everything and landed in the fish tank…
Zayn: yeah I’m going to go before I catch what you all have, laters my homies
Liam: I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…
Zayn: definitely going now…
Perrie: Bye Zaynie :)
Zayn: bye love
Zayn has left the conversation
Perrie: I suppose I should go, Gran just fell off her chair and is crawling around the floor pretending she’s a dog… I think she’s about to pee on the wall…
Liam: pretending to be a dog is fun…
Perrie: not for the pretend owner who has to clean up the mess
Perrie has left the conversation
Louis: Meet me on skype Hazza
Harry: Will do baby cakes, see you Liam
Liam: bye guys
Harry has left the conversation
Louis: bye LIIIAAAMMMMMMMMMM
Louis has left the conversation
Liam: fucking idiots the lot of them… gotta love them.
Liam has left the conversation
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back... LETS HAVE A PARTYYYYYYYYY... okay, so i've not been myself lately but now i'm feeling way better and happier and back to my normal self, so sorry about that but you'll just have to live with it...
I am the Turnip of all Melons... I fell over my bed and hit my nose.. and now its all bruised and cut...i also have a huge bruise on my leg... i also fell in the shower and fell down the plughole into narnia... haha no not really but i did get shower gel on the ceiling and get water all over the bathroom floor and my cat (Not Boobear)
I was working yesterday, serving happy couples food while they were on their dates and overheard someone say "Lets take this udding home, think of what we could do with that sauce" and I immidietly thought of Larry... oops?
WTC: The Ugly Unicorn Uses Unconvincing Underware
anyways, bye guys and i'll be on soon
Love you all
Curly :)