Y/n, in front of a broken coffee brewer: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Millie: ...I did it, I broke it-
Y/n: No, no you didn't. Blitzø?
Blitzø: Don't look at me! *points at Moxxie* Look at Moxxie!
Moxxie: What? I didn't break it.
Blitzø: Huh, that's weird how'd you even know it was broken?
Moxxie: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Blitzø: (Sus)picious...
Moxxie: No, it's not-!
Stolas: If it matters, probably not, but, Yendsify was the last one to use it.
Yendsify: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Stolas: Oh really? Then what were you doing around the coffee cart earlier?
Yendsify: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Stolas-!
Millie: Let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, N/n.
Y/n, in her semi-demon form: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!
Moxxie: *whispers to Y/n* Y/n, Loona's been awfully quiet...
Loona: REALLY?!
*All of them start arguing as Y/n leaves the room*
Y/n: I broke it, it burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll beat each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *chuckles as she looks back* Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
(A/n: I know, super random update and probably the first time I have ever included myself in something like this besides the Helluva Boss as Vines #2. Again, thank you and happy holidays! I love you all! And thank you for reading! *hugs*)