Um, hi?
This is a fun stuff "chapter"
So yeah
Also, all the memes are in italic because I'm too lazy to put the pictures in
Starts now
First one
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Tam: I need motivation not to kill anyone today
Biana: If you go to exile, we won't be able to finish our pillow fort
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Tam: I NEVER killed anyone
Linh: You would kill Keefe
Tam: But I DIDN'T
Biana: OOOH TAMMY THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
Tam, confused: You want me to kill Keefe?
Biana: No dummy. We should build a pillow fort. If you say no, I'm giving you a makeover
Tam, obviously scared: Um, yes your majesty. When?
Biana: Now
The rest of the group snickers as they watch Tam crouch on the ground stacking pillows on top of each other.
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Dex: Who's the scariest-
Keefe: Tam
Dex: I didn't even finis-
Keefe: Tam.
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Keefe: Am I wrong?
Entire group stays silent
Tam: Hey! I'm not even that scary
Sophie: I dunno-
Dex: Wait, why was I asking the question in the first place?
Keefe: Duh, you're part of the Neverseen and you're trying to figure out who to recruit
Everyone laughs nervously. They scoot slightly away from Dex
Dex: Hey!
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Linh: Wow, last night I only slept 6 hours
Tam: pffffffff I only slept for 3
Keefe: Well, I dint sleep at all!
Sophie: *stumbles into room, pours coffee grounds in her mouth and drinks water around it* what year is it?
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The gang, remembering that one nightmarish night, where Sophie dressed like an T. rex and started dancing around. They look at each other, then at Sophie
Sophie: Umm, why are you looking at me like that?
Biana: Um, you're not exactly an expert sleeper
Keefe: Well, none of us really are, but Foster's special
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Keefe: Umm Foster?
Keefe: Foster?
Sophie: No
Keefe: But you don't even know what I want yet!
Sophie: Did you blow something up?
Keefe: Pfft, what makes you think I would do that?
Keefe: Yes
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Keefe: THIS IS FALSE INFORMATION! I only blew up ONE THING my whole life, and everybody thinks that I blow everything I see up now!
Fitz: I can remember a couple pranks...
Biana: Me too
Sophie, remembering all the terrible times when Keefe had her accompany him on blowing things up and she got in trouble, and the time when he blew up the principal's office: I don't know, Keefe...
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Sophie: Bye guys, I'm going out
Edaline: What's rule number one?
Sophie: Anything is legal as long as the council isn't around
Edaline: NO WHAT-
Grady: That's my girl
Edaline: GRADY!
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Sophie: If that isn't rule number one, what is?
Edaline: Try not to get hurt
Grady: Even if she tries, she'll get hurt and almost die
Edaline: Um, Try not to die?
Sophie: What if the council tries to kill me?
Keefe: Don't worry, I'll kill them before they get to you, Foster- Then you'll owe me infinite dares
Grady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Keefe: Um, you invited me. Along with everyone else
Everyone silently waves
Grady: Oh, right. Stop talking before I kill you
Keefe salutes: Yes sir
Edaline: if the council tries to kill you, I trust Keefe to keep you safe
Sophie: I don't need anyone to keep me safe! I can inflict!
Edaline: Great, then it should be easy to follow rule number one
Sophie: Which is...
Edaline: Try not to get hurt- Or if that's too hard, try not to die
Grady, at the same time: Anything is legal as long as the council isn't around
Sophie: Uh..
(Oof, that one was long)
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Keefe: Tammy, why do you never joke around?
Tam(my): Yes I do
Keefe: Oh yeah? Tell me a joke
Tam(my): Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Keefe: I don't know, why?
Tam(my): Because 7 was a convicted murderer for the deaths of 37 people
Keefe: I thought it was because 7 ate 9?
Tam(my) That's the children's version
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Biana: Uh, well, that was a um...nice joke, Tam
Sophie: Where'd you hear it?
Tam: I made it up myself. It proves how jokey I am
Fitz(I just realized he only came in this once): I'm dying of laughter. How funny(That was sarcastic)
Linh: 37 is so random..
Tam: No it's not- It's the number of people Seven killed a while back
Keefe: Okay, Back the t-rex up- That actually happened? Is Seven even a name? Who the heck is Seven?
Tam: Mr. Forkle isn't the only one with fake identities
Everyone gasps
Keefe: I KNEW IT
Sophie: Tam, HOW COULD YOU!
Linh: I'm- I- I'm related to a mur-mur-murderer *faints*
Biana: YOU LIED TO US! You said you never killed anyone!
Fitz says nothing and backs away silently, hiding behind objects, out of sight
Tam: Hahaha I'm so funny, right? I was joking... Um hahaha... no one is laughing okay...Uh oh, Sophie looks like she's going to kill me..
Linh picks her head up the ground, but stays on the floor: That wasn't funny Tam
Tam: Wait, were you playing dead so I wouldn't kill you?
Keefe: I meant what I said- You're literally that scariest out of all of us
Sophie: And darkest
Linh: And meanest
Fitz: And shadiest
Biana: And... uh oh, I'm running out of adjectives
Keefe: Try stupidest
Tam: HEY! THAT'S MEAN!
Keefe: Like you
Tam: I might be the stupidest, but at least my hair doesn't look like yours
Keefe: YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT THE-
Tam: Ugly yellow blob of disgustingness that you carry on your head all the time?
Keefe gasps: Okay Mr. Ugly Bangs, you're one to talk- I almost understand why you're so dark- Your bangs cover your eyes, so how do you see anything but darkness all the time?
Tam: I move my bangs away
Keefe: That's so inconvenient- are you just going to hold your hand there all day? No wonder you're so grumpy
Tam: WHEN AM I EVER GRUMPY, HUH? WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING- SHUT UP ALREADY!
Linh: You were saying?
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Okay, I got a little carried away with the last two, and that's already like, 900 words, so I'm stopping it there
I am so sorry I'm updating terribly, but every weekend has another surprise waiting for me(Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but at least I always have something new)
This weekend, we were dropping my dad off at the airport because he had to go somewhere for "work". We were all super sad because we planning a LOT of fun stuff for winter break, and it was out of nowhere that he said he had to go- They woke us up at 5 am, and we drive to the airport. The past few weeks, my parents were being very suspicious, like packing three suitcases for one person(My dad said it filled with stuff for his company. Also, they said that my dad would go somewhere until December 31st, stay and then go somewhere else the next day for 16 days) Then, we literally never drive my dad to the airport- he always gets like a taxi or something. But me and my siblings didn't question anything because we never actually thought to. At the airport, I kept waiting for my dad to be all "Goodbye guys, see you later" and I was super sad because he would be gone for my birthday, but he never actually said bye, he just kept going on with us following him and my mom. And then he stopped, and was like "Does anyone want to come with me?" And we just stared at him until me and my little brother volunteered, then my little sister. Then my older brother refused because he'd rather play on his Nintendo Switch than go somewhere on vacation. So my dad literally opened his bag, took the Nintendo Switch out, and everyone just stared at him again because this was getting weird, but we had an idea on what was going on. And then he handed out boarding passes to Las Vegas, so here I am, typing this on my IPad in Las Vegas.
And that was long. You didn't have to read all that but yep. I hope you liked the thingy and I'll try to update better next time
~Zara