*With Y/n*
Alarm: *Buzz*
Y/n: Shut up! I'm up!
Y/n: *Yawns* I don't feel like getting up.....
Alarm: *Buzz*
Y/n: How on earth is that thing still working?!
*5 minutes later*
Y/n: *Brushes teeth*
Rooster: *Morning rooster noises*
Y/n: *Sighs* Is that thing wild? Everyday man! Everyday!
*Later downstairs*
Y/n: *Eating breakfast* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait a second....... what's the time?
Y/n looks at the clock
Y/n: I'm late as hell!!...... Ah whatever Kakashi sensei's always late anyways
*30 minutes later*
Y/n: *Leaves the house*
*Another 10 minutes later with Team 7*
Everyone: *Looks tired or worn out*
Y/n: You guys okay?
Sakura: Huh? Y/n!
Naruto: Does it look like we're okay?!
Y/n: No
Sasuke: Why are you so late? Kakashi sensei told us to be here at (Whatever the time was)
Y/n: Well I figured that Kakashi sensei was always late and that I would be waiting if I went on time. So I just came later to wasteless time
Sasuke: You just woke up late didn't you?
Y/n: That too
Kakashi: *Enters* Hey guys, good morning. Sorry I'm late afraid I got lost in the path of life
Sakura and Naruto: WHAT!?!?!
Naruto: I'm ready for the next ninja mission sensei and hey come on! No more of this dumb beginner stuff okay! I wanna chance to prove myself! I'm taking a real mission where I can show off what I'm made off!! I gotta break out and burn it up!! See!!!
Y/n: I should of just went back to sleep
Kakashi: Uh, right I get it that's great Naruto. Now take it easy would ya?
Naruto: *Turns to Sasuke and starts waffling*
Y/n: What's he saying?
Sakura: Not quite sure and it's annoying me
Sasuke: ?
Naruto: Believe it!
Y/n: From what I heard he just called himself annoying
Kakashi: Let us know when you're done fantasising, Naruto. Do we can start the mission alright?
Naruto: Right!
Sakura: Could you not be so annoying Naruto?! Just for once!
*Later*
Team 7: *Picking weeds*
Naruto: *Starts ripping out herbs*
Lady: *Walks out*
Naruto: Oh, hi lady. I got rid of all your weeds pretty cool Huh?... Uh what's wrong?
Lady: You pulled the weeds... and you also pulled out my plants
Naruto: Huh?
Lady: Those were special herbs I've been growing and you destroyed them!!
Y/n: Oh no...
Lady: *Beats up Naruto good*
*Next mission*
Team 7: *Trash picking from rivers*
Naruto: *Falls into the deep end* Ahhh!!!
Team 7: *Look at what's going on*
Naruto begins to fall down a water fall
Naruto: Ahhhh!!!!!!
Sasuke: *Catches Naruto* You are such a loser
Naruto: Grrrr!!
Y/n: Good grief
*At a dog mission*
Naruto: We're supposed to go the other way!
Dog: (Doesn't give a shit)
Sasuke and Sakura: *Looking at Naruto*
Sasuke: What a loser
Sakura: *Sighs* Of course! He just has to choose the biggest dog!
Y/n: And that's a mine field
Naruto: Wait! Don't go there! It's a mine field!
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!
Naruto: Ah! Ahh! Ahh!! Ahh!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Sasuke and Sakura: 🙁 *Sighs*
Naruto: *Covered in smoke* *Groans*
Y/n: Woah! Those are some strong clothes
*Later again*
Sakura and Sasuke: *Carry Naruto*
Sakura: Look at you. Your hopeless Naruto
Sasuke: You really are just one big problem
Naruto: Sasuke!!!!!
Sakura: If you keep this up I'll finish you off myself!
Sasuke: *Walks off*
Kakashi: *Sighs* Guess were not making progress on the teamwork thing, Huh?
Y/n: Ya don't say
Naruto: That's right! And it's all because of you Sasuke! You think your better than everyone else?!
Sasuke: Not everyone just you
Y/n: Hm... that's a lie
Sasuke: Face it, I'm better and stronger than you are. It's a fact. Unless you have what it takes to prove em wrong
Naruro: Grr!
Stare down
Y/n: Back on National geographic's we have two of the most stupid creatures to ever live battle it out for coolness!
Sakura: Huh?
Y/n: On the left we have: The idiotic blonde kid who can make 1000 shadow clones: Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto: Hey!
Sakura: Pft
Y/n: And on the right we have: Mr.Too cool for pink haired girls
Sakura: Hey!
Y/n: Sasuke Uchiha! Who will win?! Find out after this short break!
Kakashi: Alright guys let's call it a day. You can beat each other to a pulp some other time. Anyway, I have file my report on this mission
Sasuke: Whatever I'm out of here
Y/n: Welcome back! We just heard from David Attenborough himself that the Sasuke Is Emo! You heard it here first! From David Attenborough himself! Sasuke is Emo!
Sasuke: *Looks pissed at the comment*
Sakura: Wait! Sasuke! I'll go with you!
Naruto: *Sad boi*
Y/n: Go where? To the male toilets?
Sakura: 😳 What no!
Y/n: Whatever
Sakura: So.. um.. Sasuke why don't we.. I mean you know.... let's do something more personal
Y/n: Hey you better name my nephew Sarada!
Sasuke: 😳
Sakura: 😳
Sasuke: Shut up you Fucking Idiot!!
Y/n: Hehe
Sakura: No! I didn't mean that! I meant... you know... our training
Sasuke: *Looks back at Sakura and Sighs* I swear you're just as bad as Naruto
Sakura: 💔
Y/n: *To Naruto* Don't listen to him. She's worse
Naruto: Great! Thanks for that! ☹️
Sasuke: Instead of flirting why don't you prescribe your Jutsu and make the team stronger? Let's face it you're actually worse than, Naruto
Y/n: Told ya
Sakura: *Depressed as crap*
Naruto: Don't worry Sakura! Just forget about Sasuke! You and me can develop our teamwork all day
Sakura: *Angry and Annoyed*
Kakashi: *Disappears*
Y/n: *Also disappears*
Naruto (T): Sensei and Y/n disappeared! Are they giving us some alone time?
Rock box: *Appears*
Naruto (T): Fake rocks?
Naruto moves and the box follows every-time. It was Konohamaru and his team Blah blah Sakura beats them up yeah... then Kankurō and temari appear
*With Y/n*
Y/n: *Walking around the market place*
Anbu: *Jumps infront of Y/n*
Y/n: Huh? Who are you?
Anbu: I am a Anbu black ops member and i need you to follow me
Y/n: Huh? Why?
Anbu: Lord Danzo wants to talk with you
Y/n: Danzo?
*At the Hokages office*
Y/n: *Enters the room*
Danzo and Hiruzen: *Look over*
Anbu: *Neels* Lord Danzo I have brought Y/n as requested
Danzo: Good job you are free to go now
Anbu: Yes sir *Leaves*
Y/n: So what do you want with me Old man?
Hiruzen: Y/n, speak with more respect when talking to your elders
Danzo: Now now, it's alright. He's still young so he'll be excused
Y/n: Whatever
Danzo: Now Y/n do you know why you're here?
Y/n: Not a clue
Hiruzen: We're here to give you a sorta promotion
Y/n: What sorta promotion?
Danzo: You're gonna be a secret Anbu member
Y/n: Excuse me?
Hiruzen: Your gonna be our newest Anbu member
Danzo: One of the youngest Anbu members
Y/n: Why me?
Hireuzen: Ask Danzo
Y/n: *Looks at Danzo*
Danzo: Well our previous secret Anbu member retired so your gonna fill up the spot
Danzo (T): Also your my back up eyes if anything goes wrong
Y/n: You didn't answer my question
Danzo: Well if you want a real reason. It's because you have much of the stuff they call darkness inside your heart. And your extremely skilled with both Ninjutsu and Taijustu
Y/n: Okay? And what do I do exactly?
Hiruzen: Well let's see... as the name suggests you go on top secret missions assigned by either me, Danzo or one of the other elders of the village or one of the feudal lords and only those people. And they are all top ranked missions as well
Y/n: Right....
Hiruzen: Well if that's all *Gives Y/n a mask*
Y/n: What's this?
Danzo: A Anbu mask
Y/n: I see.... looks cool... I guess?
Hiruzen: Well, if there is nothing else you may leave
Y/n: Oh one final question
Hiruzen: Yes? What is it?
Y/n: Do I have to leave team 7?
Danzo: No, your work is in the shadows
Hiruzen: One last thing is you must keep this a secret! Understand?
Y/n: Got it
Hiruzen: now you can leave then
Y/n: *Leaves*
Also this now you look with the mask on:
*With Kurenai*
Team 8: *Out of breath*
Shino: *Not out of breath*
Kurenai (T): Hm... I wonder...
*With Asuma*
Asuma (T): Hm... now?
Choji: *Being Choji*
Ino: *Enjoying a drink*
Shikamaru: *What a drag face*
*Back with Naruto*
Naruto: Konohamaru!
Kankurō: *Grabbing Konohamaru by the collar* So? Does this hurt punk?
Temari: Put him down Kankurō. Or you know you'll pay for it later
Sakura: Hey I'm sorry the whole thing was my fault
Temari (T): Who are they? What are they?!
Naruto: You better take your hands off him right now!
Kankurō (T): So these are the leafs genin?
Kankurō: We've got a few minutes before he gets here let's mess with these punks Huh?
Konohamaru: let go of me you jerk!
Kankurō: You're feisty but not for long *Starts to get a grip*
Naruto: Grrr! Put him down! *Runs at Kankurō*
Kankurō:
Naruto: What was that?!
Kankurō: You're a leaf genin too? Looks like your village is full of wimps
Naruto: Konohamaru!
Moegi: Konohamaru!
Udon: Konohamaru!
Konohamaru: Hey! Cut it out! It hurts!
Kankurō: That's it! Drop him now or I take you apart! You got that fool?!
Sakura: *Stops Naruto* Your the fool! Making threats isn't gonna help Naruto!
Kankurō: You're annoying all of you. I don't like runts or any other scrawny weaklings. So when a wimp like this starts shooting off his mouth. I just wanna Break him in half
Temari: *Sighs* Fine, I'm not involved in any of this okay
Sakura (T): What's this guy's problem?! This is getting ugly!
Kankurō: First, I'll take care of this little squirt then I'll waste the other one
Naruto: *Runs at Kankurō* No!!!!
Konohamaru: *Drops to the floor* Argh!
Kankurō: Argh! Huh? *Looks up towards Sasuke* !
Sasuke: You're a long way from home and you're way out of your league
Sakura: Sasuke!
Naruto: 🙄
Temari (T): Well well local hottie
Konohamaru: Naruto! *Runs next to him*
Kankurō: Oh great another wimp to tick me off
Sasuke: Get lost
Sakura: Ahhh!!! So cool!
Moegi: 😍
Naruto: *Embarrassed/jealous*
Konohamaru: How come your not cool like that, Huh?!
Naruto: Ahhh!! What do you mean? I could have taken that guy out in 2 seconds flat!
Konohamaru: *Turns head*
Naruto: *Mad*
Kankurō: Hey punk, get down here. You're the kind of pesky little snot I hate the most. All attitude and nothing to back it up
Temari: What?! Are you gonna use the crow for this?!
Gaara: Kankurō, Back off
Sasuke: !
Everyone: !
Gaara: You're an embarrassment to our village
Sakura: !
Naruto: !
Temari: !
Kankurō: Uh... I...... hey Gaara
Sasuke (T): How did he get there? He didn't make a sound. Only Jonin at Kakashi's level are that smooth
*Back at the Hokage's building*
Hiruzen: I have summoned you for a very important purpose. Seeing your fellow Jonin here. I sure you realise what this is about
Kakashi: So soon? I'd thought we'd have a little more time
Asuma: I take it all the other lands have been notified about the coming event. I notice some of there genin have already arrived here in the village
Kurenai: And? When do we start?
Hiruzen: We will begin in one week
Kakashi: That's pretty short notice..
Hiruzen: Exactly seven days from today on the first day of July the genin will be gathered and tested only the very best will be selected to be Chunin
*Back with the others*
Gaara: Have you forgotten the reason we came all the way here?
Kankurō: Uhh... I know... I mean they challenged us! They started the whole thing, really. See here's what happened....
Gaara: Shut up
Kankurō: *Freaked out*
Gaara: Or I'll kill you
Kankurō: Ah right! I was totally out of line. Sorry Gaara
Gaara: I'm sorry for any trouble he caused
Sasuke (T): This guy has a evil look in his eye...
Gaara (T): He stopped Kankurō with a pebble. Made it look easy. This guys someone to keep a eye on
Gaara: *Gets back on ground level* Let's go. We didn't come here to play games
Kankurō: Hold up, sure I get it
Sakura: Hold on! Hey!
Temari: What?
Sakura: I can tell from your head band that you come from the village hidden in the sand. Of course the land of fire and the land of wind are allies but no shinobi can enter another's village permission. So state your purpose and it better be good
Temari: Really? Have all you guys been living under a rock or what? You don't know what's going on do you? We have permission. Of course your correct we are hidden sand genin our home is the land of the wind and we're here for the chunin exams. Get the picture?
Naruto confused so Konohamaru explains to him
Sasuke: Hey you! Identify yourself!
Temari: Hm? You mean me?
Sasuke: No him. The guy with the gourd on his back!
Kankurō: Huh?
Gaara: My name is Gaara Of the desert. I'm curious about you too. Who are you?
Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha
Stare down
Naruto: Hi there! I bet your dying to know my name right?!
Gaara: I couldn't care less
They walk off
Sasuke (T): Hm... things are getting interested
Naruto: Hey Konohamaru am I in cool or something?
Konohamaru: compared to Sasuke yeah your pretty lame
Naruto: Ahhh!!! You better not show me up Sasuke!
Sasuke: Back off loser
Zaku: So what do you think Dosu?
Dosu: The usual weaklings nothing special. But the one from the Uchiha clan and the desert brat we should watch them carefully
*With Y/n*
Y/n: *Strolling alone*
Kankurō: *Bumps into Y/n* Argh! Another wimp! How many are there in this village?!
Y/n: *Gets up* Who?
Kankurō: *Gets up* I'm gonna take care of you wimp!
Y/n:
Y/n grabs Kankurō then also grabs one of his arms
Temari: !
Gaara: !
Y/n: Move and I'll cut. Stay still and I'll get go
Kankurō: 😰 *Scared as shit* Okay man.... c...calm down, bro
Y/n: I'm not your bro
Temari (T): W...who is this guy?! And how is he so fast?! And even more so... why is he so hot??!!
Gaara (T): I couldn't even see him move! All saw was him at one moment infront of us the next behind us! Who is this guy?!
Y/n: Wait a second your genin from the sand
Kankurō: Yeah, were allies
Y/n: *Puts the knife away* I'm presume you're here for The chunin exams? Am I correct?
Gaara: Yes, and you are?
Y/n: Y/n Uchiha
Gaara: Wait a second!
Temari: Huh?
Gaara: I recognise that name... you're the calm assassin of the leaf!
Temari: Really?! You're him?!
Temari (T): That makes him even more Hot!
Y/n: I'm surprised you know me. However that still doesn't get you off the hook
Gaara: I am sorry if Kankurō was a bother to you
Y/n: Whatever, just don't cause anymore trouble *Walks off*
Gaara: Let's go you two!
Kankurō: R... right....
Y/n: Oh yeah and what's your name?
Kankurō: Me?
Y/n: No not you! The girl with the huge fan
Temari: My names Temari, why do you ask?
Y/n: You're kinda cute *Jumps off*
Temari (T): W..what?! Did he just say I was cute?!...... today's my lucky day!
Gaara: Come on! Stop fantasising and Move it!
Temari: R..Right!
Kankurō: *Annoyed*
*Back with Y/n*
Y/n: *Jumps down from the trees*
Kakashi: Oh hey, Y/n
Y/n: Kakashi sensei?
Kakashi: Here's the application forms for the chunin exams
Y/n: Oh... Um... thanks sensei
Kakashi: I've already give it to Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke. As I said to them this is totally voluntary. It's up to you
Y/n: Yeah sure
Kakashi: What a reason
Y/n: I'll give it in or whatever when the time comes
Kakashi: Right then see ya, Y/n
Y/n: Cya
Kakashi: *Leaves*
Y/n: To be honest I just wanna beat some ass because I'm bored..... also I wanna see what that Temari girls made of
To be continued...