1: Fall on your bum and then say," Ahhhhhhhhhh mummy."
2:go up to one of the workers and ask," can you help me get to the bathroom I kept falling on the tile."
3: go to the water fountain and lick the water like a cat/dog
4:scream, "I LOVE KFC!" As your skating
5: scream, "I love niall horan!" Basically scream your favorite celebrity