Kaylaism: The Biblical Ascension
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In the year 6.9420, Kayla created 8 planets.
Earth was created last, Kayla decided this is where she would reside after making her godly creations. She fell from space into earth, landing on a deserted island. Kayla decides she'd call it Pen Island. The hole she made from falling made a mark of a bogo. She was bored and made a pc and created minecraft java. She makes the first human, a bald man named quackity. She makes another bald man named georgenotfound. They have a baby named dream. Dream grows up and gives birth to animals. They went through hibernation, and when they woke up it was 2021. Kayla wakes up and goes to commoner school only to find out that cracktitty and george have forgotten theyre true forms. Kayla creates LGBTQIA+ and becomes the B in LGBTQIA+. Kayla gets married to sky mommy Yuri. They have a child named bella and another named rose.